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2008-09 Record: 65-17, first place in Pacific Division
Head Coach/Facial Hair: Phil Jackson/Not right now
Key Additions: Ron Artest(notes), Khloe Kardashian
Key Losses: Trevor Ariza(notes)

I don't know if the Los Angeles Lakers are going to win the NBA championship this season.

I do know that they handled the Cavaliers pretty well last year, managed the Spurs pretty well the year before, downed the Magic last year, and fell to the Celtics the year before that.

I also know, as you do, that the Cavaliers, Spurs, Magic and Celtics are all in very different places as we start 2009-10.

The point being — we don't know. Even when the postseason tips off, we won't know. If pressed, would I put my last dollar behind the Lakers winning it all? Probably. The upside to their offense is too high to ignore. But I wouldn't be surprised for a second if I eventually had to wave goodbye to that dollar. As is the case for any of the teams listed above.

I have plenty of concerns with the Lakers. Because the team is coming off a championship run, because space is a concern, and because we know how dominant they could end up being (as in, yes, "73-9"-styled dominance), you'll have to put on your big boy pants and listen to some reasoned thoughts about chinks in the championship armor.

Derek Fisher's(notes) presence probably concerns me the most. I appreciate what he brings to the sideline triangle, he can run the offense and spread the floor, but he appeared to be a sieve defensively last season.

The Lakers couldn't upgrade that worry during the offseason, and though Jordan Farmar(notes) can possibly bounce back, this is a big problem. Denying point guard penetration is the most important part of the modern NBA game, and if the Lakers are constantly having to collapse, you will see some losses.

And I don't want to hear about Kobe Bryant(notes) moving down to check point men. For one, Kobe's been pretty overrated defensively since some borderline dominant turns in the latter part of 1999-00 and the latter part of 2000-01. But most importantly, I don't want my best player (and one of the more profound offensive talents in NBA history) chasing around point guards at any age. Much less his age.

Kobe's age does bother me. He's 31, now, and has been into the second round of the playoffs every year save for three since coming into the league in 1996. Match that with his international play, and obsessive offseason working habits, and you have a pair of legs with a lot on them.

Will he play through anything? Of course. Will he probably be as good as ever? I'd bet on that. Could there be some tough nights? Could happen.

Remember, Jordan got some years off. Most of 1985-86. 1993-94, and most of 1994-95. And he's the Kobe template. The do-everything wing player, working mostly in the triangle offense. And when Kobe was battling it out in the Conference finals in his second and third years, Jordan was still out in the first round back then. Kobe played deep into June for his first title in his fourth year, and Jordan's Bulls were out in the second round in his fourth year.

So there could be a slide. If anything, it will be on defense, because Phil Jackson would prefer that.

This is where Ron Artest saunters in.

I didn't like the Ron Artest signing, and still don't. There's no way he'll be destructive enough to deny the Lakers a championship (if they do fall short, it will be because of matchup issues that have nothing to do with Ron's on or off-court stylings), but as a straight one-for-one deal for Trevor Ariza, I prefer Ariza on this team.

Understand that I'm not telling you that this is a destructive move, or a huge net loss. This is a minor quibble on a team that just reeks of perfection.

The Lakers don't need anyone else taking shots, and while I know and understand what Ron's place in the triangle is, you also have to know and understand that it will take a while for Ron to find his place in the triangle. Worse, even when Artest knows and understands his place in the triangle, history tells us that he'll prefer not to utilize this knowledge.

Few have taken as many crummy shots over the years than Ron. Since 2005-06, he's played some of the worst offensive basketball I've ever seen. He's also played brilliant, efficient offensive basketball; so the two tend to even out after a while. But in this offense, where balance is key and timing has to be established in those first three quarters, every possession counts.

The Lakers have the best center and power forward combination in basketball, and the best power forward. They need the ball, and every possession wasted while Ron Artest fires up a shot that has a 30 percent chance of going in is a basketball hate crime of the highest order. I worry about that.

The Lakers have Kobe Bean Bryant, and if Ron Artest breaks even one play a week that could chase Kobe out of the post with proper spacing and a mouse in the house, then he needs to be kidnapped and taken to an abandoned warehouse by some combination of Bobby Jones(notes), Bobby Gross, Robert Horry(notes), Rick Fox and Ron Harper. And that group, under the cover of darkness and utilizing a Ford Econoline van, needs to ... encourage him.

That's it.

This team's starting lineup includes Andrew Bynum(notes), Pau Gasol(notes), Ron Artest, Kobe Bryant, and Derek Fisher. Lamar Odom(notes), Luke Walton(notes), and Jordan Farmar come off the bench. Phil Jackson even coaches the outfit.

This could be a special, special team. I can't wait to see what happens, and in spite of what you've read, I'm leaning strongly toward the half-full side of things.

Prediction: 64-18

Kelly Dwyer

Now that Kobe has won his first title without Shaquille O'Neal(notes), will he still have the same drive to compete?

The answer is assuredly yes. Bryant's work ethic is legendary, and the only person he truly measures himself against is Michael Jordan. Until Bryant eclipses what Jordan accomplished with the Chicago Bulls, he is not likely to rest. At 31, Bryant still has several good seasons left before his body gives in to age. With Pau Gasol still under contract, there seems to be no reason the Lakers can't continue to rule the West.

— Frank Hughes, Yahoo! Sports 2009-10 NBA Preview magazine

But The Game Is On: "... even Kobe's most zealous supporters will acknowledge that he has some tread on the tires now. We won't be seeing too many high flying dunks as we used to unless he is in the open court, so expect to see the Black Mamba again this year. You know, the one that nails threes with a hand, literally, in his face. However, it is important that the Lakers find a back-up for Kobe that can learn from him and ultimately take over for him when he calls it quits. Is that guy Sasha Vujacic(notes)? If he is, he surely didn't show it last season. Simply put: the Machine was broken in 2008-2009. Vujacic went from shooting a career high 44% from three-point range in 2007-2008 to shooting 39% last year. His overall shooting percentage also went down 6%. If he has any ounce of a pure shooter left in him, this is his last chance to prove it before the Lakers are forced to make a move at that position." [more]

Forum Blue & Gold: "God, it is good to be hated again. It's an oddly comforting thing for Lakers fans when the entire world seems to be passionately wishing for your team to fail, hoping for an earthquake that will break off Los Angeles and dump it in the ocean so that they don't have to hear about the Lakers again. When the Lakers are hated, you know they are good. And they are good — very good. Not only did they win the NBA title, they brought back virtually every piece of that team, and made a move to bring in a unique talent (and personality) at another spot. On paper they should be a better team this year — Pau Gasol and Kobe Bryant are back to lead, with a more mature supporting cast. But they also will be a different team. Two things change the Lakers dynamic this year, meaning they will play at a little slower pace and likely be better on defense." [more]

The Baseline: "he LA bench has always been something of a mystery. On names alone, it should be an asset, and yet the younger players have a funny way of failing en masse when they're really needed. Enter Shannon Brown(notes), thrown in by the Bobcats in a salary dump deal with the Bobcats last season. Brown got minutes in the playoffs that made everyone take notice — he was a capable scorer who could effectively handle the ball, not a bad asset when your team needs a boost — and then achieved cult status with a certain preseason dunk. Names like Farmar and Vujacic are familiar parts of the Lakers tapestry, but don't be surprised if Brown outplays them both this season." [more]

Led Zeppelin, "How Many More Times?"

I hate to break it to you Laker haterz, but there's a chance we could be looking at a run of titles for Tinseltown's top dog. As you may have heard, the Lakers are the defending champions. Of course, they're one of the favorites to with the title again this year. Then next year, they're likely to return everybody that isn't Derek Fisher, DJ Mbenga(notes), or Adam Morrison(notes). Bad news for fans of bad jokes, mustaches and Nicolas Cage (huge Lakers fan, terrific actor).

— Trey Kerby, The Blowtorch

The defending champs are loaded with talent, but that doesn't always directly translate for fantasy purposes. What does translate is Kobe Bryant's game, and he's a lock for another top-10 season, barring injury. While the specifics of his line do fluctuate from year to year, the overall impact is always substantial. He's doesn't have the ceiling of the true top options, but he's as solid as they come in the middle of Round 1. Pau Gasol was absolutely massive in his first full season as a Laker, particularly after the All-Star break while Andrew Bynum was sidelined. That's the risk with Gasol as a pick near the end of the first round — while he figures to be very good, he played like a third-rounder when Bynum was healthy in 08-09 and that won't cut it. Add in a high-usate Ron Artest and it's not hard to see how Gasol may get squeezed a bit this season.

Bynum is mostly healthy (shoulder) entering the season and is still just 22 years of age. Over the past two seasons, in a total of 85 games, he's averaged 13.8 points on 59-percent shooting, 8.9 boards, and 1.9 blocks in 29 minutes. The production will be there if he can just stay off the inactive list. Artest has long produced one of the game's most unique lines, juxtaposing elite levels of counting stats with a low level of efficiency. A move to the Lakers should be about a wash for his overall impact, with a few less stats being helped by an uptick in efficiency. Either way, I'd call him a solid buy where he's falling (Round 7). Lamar Odom makes the Lakers a much more dangerous team as a reserve, but it does his fantasy impact no favors. If this team stays healthy, then he'll have a tough time even warranting his current ninth-round ADP. Your view on Odom's upside should be directly tied to how many games you think Bynum will play this season. Derek Fisher is in an exclusive club of players that start consistently but have close to no fantasy relevance whatsoever.

— Matt Buser, Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Basketball / BuserSports.com

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  1. rstealer boomer sux Lebronze nuts
    1. Posted by rstealer boomer sux Lebronze nuts Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    what the hell! are those tats for real??? odom and ho-e will be divorced by the end of the year!!! anyways the lake show will dominate barring injuries!!! im thinking 67 wins this season
  2. curtis
    2. Posted by curtis Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    Howlin' Wolf and Albert King are rolling over in their graves at the Associated Wax.
  3. Imago Fan
    3. Posted by Imago Fan Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    lakers!
  4. Hang N
    4. Posted by Hang N Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    KD you are as retarted as adown syndrome kid. LAKERS allthe way!
  5. Dwayne
    5. Posted by Dwayne Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    I must make it a priority to go to the next Parade. I missed out.
  6. Joe H
    6. Posted by Joe H Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:54 pm EDT

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    About time!!!
  7. David M
    7. Posted by David M Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    Go lake show...
  8. jeff_valli
    8. Posted by jeff_valli Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:58 pm EDT

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    this JE Skeets fellow is an idiot. look at his mt dew article on butler and you will never respect anything he will ever write.
  9. blake b (aka the teacher)
    9. Posted by blake b (aka the teacher) Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:00 pm EDT

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    Dirty Jack is the SH*T
  10. OG Warrior Fan
    10. Posted by OG Warrior Fan Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:03 pm EDT

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    #8 you're an idiot. Caron Butler posted that on his blog. Skeets posted it on the blog, which is meant to share news and be funny at times. That is the point of a blog is it not?
    Not gonna lie, the Lakers tattoo is pretty sick.
  11. Tony
    11. Posted by Tony Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    ive waited forever for this, Lakers baby!!!
  12. BigPimpGrizzly
    12. Posted by BigPimpGrizzly Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    Hey Jeff valli,
    Why you gotta hate on bloggers? Is it because your just jealous these bloggers make lots of money writing stuff? You are just a moron.
  13. ha ha ha!!
    13. Posted by ha ha ha!! Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    Kelly Dwyer is a piece of @%^$!!!! Go Lakers!!!!!
  14. ha ha ha!!
    14. Posted by ha ha ha!! Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:09 pm EDT

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    I've read all the other BDL Team Previews and KD has spun such a positive note for all the other teams.....When we get to the Lakers, they are chock full of question marks and doubts.......go figure
  15. SCSF- LA where repeats and 3-peats happen!
    15. Posted by SCSF- LA where repeats and 3-peats happen! Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:15 pm EDT

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    Lakers 2009-2010 back to back Champs !
  16. ha ha ha!!
    16. Posted by ha ha ha!! Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:17 pm EDT

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    So in a nutshell this is what KD is saying to us:
    Fisher is a defensive sieve
    Jordan farmar is not a good upgrade at PG (what about Shannon Brown?)
    Kobe is overrated as a defensive player since '01
    at 31 Kobe is too old (Jordan was winning trophy's at 35-36)
    Ron-Ron will ruin it all for us by taking too many shots and not utilize our low post players
    WOW, what a glowing preview....thanks a million
    Now everyone, go see what KD said about the CAVS, MAGIC, CELTICS, hell even go check out the Atlanta Hawks preview................They all sound like they have SO MUCH more potential than the Lake Show......WOW
  17. shane
    17. Posted by shane Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:32 pm EDT

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    LAKERS WILL REPEAT BACKTOBACKTOBACKTOBACK BABY!!!DO IT FOR CHICK HEARN!!!but seriously its GOOD to be hated again cant wait to get more hated!!!
  18. Daniel S
    18. Posted by Daniel S Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:37 pm EDT

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    this just solidifies it!!! Lakers = ☆☆2009-2010 NBA CHAMPS☆☆
  19. Andrew B
    19. Posted by Andrew B Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:37 pm EDT

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    Ron is not gonna interrupt the chemistry, if you followed the lakers during the Preseason, he played pretty damn well without shooting the ball that much, he seemed to have more assists than shot attempts in a few games while recording some steals and shot blocks. Also, Andrew Bynum looked like a monster in the preseason, like he's finally 100% and ready to be a star in the league. That alone should make the Lakers the favorites in the NBA. Im no laker lover either, I just love following basketball, im rooting for the Sixers all the way.
  20. KD
    20. Posted by KD Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    Someone forgot his big boy pants.
    The Lakers are so good that writing about why they will win heaps of games adds nothing to the dialog, it's not informative, it doesn't help anyone.
    When I read about basketball, I'm in it to learn things, not to re-read what I've been told for years.
    Blame it on my pants.
  21. El Seano
    21. Posted by El Seano Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    YEAH KD how DARE you say the Lakers are going to win 64 games in an article constructively breaking down the team as whole in a well written article.
    YOU ARE A TERRIBLE WRITER SIR, YOU TOO SKEETS.
    I am DIS-GUSTED.
  22. Young Fresh
    22. Posted by Young Fresh Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:43 pm EDT

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    Artest will help against the Celtics which is who the Lakers need to worry about besides the Spurs. The Cavs and Magic round out the top 5 elite teams in the NBA but the one thing that'll put us on top is that we have Kobe who wants to be like Jordan. He wants to win a three-peat at no matter who he's against. I'm sorry other teams will just have to look forward to the 2012 championship because the next 2 says L.A. on it. How the hell when the Lakers get an upgrade with a more experienced Bynum. A defensive upgrade with Artest and Shanan Brown that we got worse? I think the Lakers are more for a lock this year than last year when I thought the Nuggets or Rockets had more intensity.
  23. Sleeps
    23. Posted by Sleeps Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:45 pm EDT

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    Lakerssssssssssss ftw!!!
  24. Argosy D
    24. Posted by Argosy D Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:00 pm EDT

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