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Ball Don't Lie's Two-on-Two All-Star Tournament never sleeps. (No idea what I'm
talking about? Click here.) Note: First-round match-ups were determined based on the teams' conference records as of Feb. 5 ...
Joe "The Armadillo Cowboy" Johnson and Josh "Smoove" Smith vs. Danny "Batman" Granger and Mike "The 'Stache" Dunleavy Jr. We really ought to get a Buffer to introduce this battle. (Note: The Hawks are my dark-horse team, please vote accordingly. Or not.)
A quick reminder of our hypothetical rules: half-court, offense calls the fouls, "winners out" to eleven (by ones and twos, natch), and you've got to win by two. Also, no jeans allowed.
And if you're in the creative mood, leave us a short description of how you think this battle would unfold. Who jumps out to the early lead? Who nails the game winner? We'll include the best write-ups in the next round.
Voting will remain open until late Sunday night.
POLLS CLOSED / WINNER: Johnson and Smith — 80% (2,608 votes)
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im taking granger here.... i see joe johnson coming out COLD missing bad on his first two 3 pointers that he jacks up.
granger drives dishes out to dunleavy for an easy 3 that he knocks down.
josh smith isn't in the mood to play so he just walks home, and granger scores the rest of the points en route to a blowout.... sorry Skeets but im going with the upset
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SPD: 8 POWER: 5
3Pts: 7 STEAL: 6
Dunk: 6 BLOCK: 3
PASS: 7 CLTCH: 8
Smith
SPD: 7 POWER: 6
3Pts: 4 STEAL: 8
Dunk: 9 BLOCK: 9
PASS: 5 CLTCH: 6
Granger
SPD: 7 POWER: 7
3Pts: 8 STEAL: 5
Dunk: 8 BLOCK: 8
PASS: 6 CLTCH: 8
Dunleavy
SPD: 5 POWER: 4
3Pts: 7 STEAL: 4
Dunk: 5 BLOCK: 5
PASS: 6 CLTCH: 8
I like the way Atlanta matches up here -- Johnson/Smith is worlds better defensively than Granger/Dun.
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Dunleavy Jr would simply get posterized over and over by Smoove (included: summersault dunk)
No contest...Hawks win!!!
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At 10 - 5 Johnson throws up a spinning fade away that looks ugly but gets jammed home by Smith for a resounding final bucket.
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