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All-Star Weekend '08 is all the rage and BDL's own J.E. Skeets is in New Orleans posting highlights, happenings and anything else fit for digital print.

Sometimes having a small bladder can be a very good thing.

Last night, before the All-Star Saturday night events at the New Orleans Arena, I ran into Commissioner David Stern in the men’s bathroom. Seriously.

Stern had just finished his "State of the NBA" press conference. I had just finished my second can of Ginger Ale.

Besides Stern's intimidating bodyguard who was standing near the door, the Commish and I were the only two in the entire bathroom.

I was definitely caught off guard by the situation, but I tried my best to strike up some conversation.

Here's how our "interview" went to the best of my recollection. (I decided against whipping out a tape recorder. That probably would've been awkward.)

Skeets: (suddenly realizing David Stern is just two urinals down) Oh, hey, good evening, Mr. Stern.

Stern: Good evening.

Skeets: How are you doing tonight? How’d the press conference go?

Stern: I’m fine, thank you.

(Awkward silence)

Skeets: I promise not to ask for a sit-down interview in here, OK?

Stern: (laughing) Good choice.

Skeets: Are you excited for tonight’s festivities?

Stern: Very excited. It should be an entertaining night.

(Moving over to the sinks)

Skeets: Yeah, I love All-Star Saturday night. I always have. My friends and I usually get together, have a few beers, and watch it back home. It’s fun to watch with others.

Stern: It really is. Everyone can pick favorites to cheer on.

Skeets: Yeah.

Skeets: So, have you been happy with how everything’s gone this past weekend?

Stern: Yes, yes. The city of New Orleans has been incredible. No complaints.

(Moving to the door, which I go to hold open for him)

Stern: No, no, after you, after you.

Skeets: Oh, are you sure?

Stern: Of course. After you.

Skeets: Thanks. Well, hey, enjoy tonight’s events.

Stern: And you too. Take care.

And ... that was my "interview" with Commissioner David Stern in a men's bathroom. I love the NBA.

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  1. Mark S
    1. Posted by Mark S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    1st... wtf is this?
  2. MJD
    2. Posted by MJD Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    How's he hung?
  3. Jason
    3. Posted by Jason Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    David Stern might not have the largest penis in the NBA, but he far and away has the biggest balls.
  4. J M
    4. Posted by J M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    Come on man. Bathroom etiquette. You do NOT start a conversation at the urinal.(Hence awkward silence) Have some class and wait till the sinks my man.
  5. Gastronaut
    5. Posted by Gastronaut Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    "in your opinion, Mr. Stern, does more than two shakes constitute pleasure?"
  6. Evan @ Nerditry.com
    6. Posted by Evan @ Nerditry.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    "Mr. Stern, compliments on the watch and the work of your mohel."
  7. Bruce Lee d
    7. Posted by Bruce Lee'd Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:55 pm EDT

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    interesting interview. was pretty funny lol
  8. Dik Steele
    8. Posted by Dik Steele Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:06 pm EDT

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    A missed flight, a picture of your luggage, a urinal interview, is this hoops coverage ?
  9. Joe
    9. Posted by Joe Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    The NBA....where hygiene happens.
  10. ak
    10. Posted by ak Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    Cool, a robbie wiliams interview.
  11. ak
    11. Posted by ak Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    I mean a george michaels interview
  12. jas15
    12. Posted by jas15 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:09 pm EDT

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    only in the nba, where interviews in the bathroom happens...
  13. Mr 30sumthn
    13. Posted by Mr 30sumthn Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:20 pm EDT

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    Give the guy his props. A year ago the NBA was in termoil. It was called the thug league. Now the NBA has become back page in comparrison to NFL and MLB.

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