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It felt like there were a thousand NBA events going on today. The Rookie and Sophomore shootarounds were taking place at the Jam Session. The cattle-like media availability session was over at the Sheraton hotel. The NBA's Day of Service projects were going on all day, all across the city. I’ll be honest; the choices were a little overwhelming. I have problems deciding whether I’ll take milk in my coffee most mornings.

But in the end, I decided to roll the dice with the Rookie practice. Two real reasons why: (1) it was at the Ernest Memorial Convention Center which was only a 5-minute walk from my hotel. Score. And (2) I really wanted to see Luis Scola live in the flesh. (Mission accomplished!)

Anyway, if you're up for it, a few award-winning photos and thoughts after the jump.



As you can probably imagine, the Rookie practice was exceptionally, um, laid-back. (It was like God had pressed the "slow-mo" button or something.) Mic'd-up Rookie Coach Darrell Walker walked the guys through some shooting drills and called a few team huddles. That's it really. His words of advice? “Have fun, play together, and you’re going to be on national TV tonight so don't poop yourself."



Nets' forward Sean Williams was definitely having the most fun out of the lot. He skipped his way round the court, turned every third shot he took into a fall-away-rainbow jumper, and basically just goofed off. That, and his headband was as far as way back on his dome as I have ever seen it. He must use bobby pins to keep that thing on..



No, definitely not the largest crowd in Rookie practice history ...



This was DJ Bedz. DJ Bedz enjoys Missy Elliott club-bangers and living in his basketball net home. He lives a simple life, DJ Bedz. This picture made me incredibly sad.

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  1. Brad Kaplan
    1. Posted by Brad Kaplan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    By the way, it's the "Ernest Morial Convention Center" not the "Ernest MEMorial" - Morial is his last name, and he was the first creole/african-american mayor of new orleans. Although he did pass away in 1989, so I guess it could be the "Ernest Morial Memorial Convention Center"!
  2. Sky P
    2. Posted by Sky P Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:26 pm EDT

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    You've been there all day and all we get is two posts? Get it crackin' son!!!
  3. J.E. Skeets
    3. Posted by J.E. Skeets Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    I'm drunk.
  4. Evan @ Nerditry.com
    4. Posted by Evan @ Nerditry.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    $5 beers in a 32oz cup and tons of daquiri stands will do that to you, 'specially when you can walk them around outside. Watch out for the $1 cherry bomb shots. Maraschino cherry soaked in grain alcohol or Everclear, served in a dixie cup and topped with more 180 Proof goodness.
    Skeets, if you're living in the gutter when I show up in a few weeks, I'll buy ya some beignets and a lap dance at the Hustler Club.
  5. Jamie Mottram
    5. Posted by Jamie Mottram Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    DJ Bedz' DJ booth is the best thing I've seen all day.
  6. J M
    6. Posted by J M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    Yeah DJ Bedz was the most exciting part of this article. You suck skeets.
  7. Vin S
    7. Posted by Vin S Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:19 pm EDT

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    The only problem with my favorite team, the Sacramento Kings, is that they don't have enough good players. They do not get enough rebounds. What I think they should do is scour the world for an eight footer. Even if the eight footer is old, lame and not even an athlete. There aren't a lot of eight footers around, true. But if you sign a guy that tall, think of the rebounds he can get even if he stands as still as a statue--iike Kings centers often do. Think of it: The opposing team misses a shot--pling--off the rim. Our newly signed eight footer just reaches up, with that three foot span of gangly arms, and palms the ball. A little shoot pass to an open Kings speedster, and voila--an uncontested layup for the Kings! With such an eight footer, the Kings could win 78 games out of the 82 they play. Simple solution.
  8. Radley
    8. Posted by Radley Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:26 pm EDT

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    DJ Bedz! Looks like he's putting the crowd to Bedz!

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