I'm going to try my best to bloggy-blog blog blog tonight's All-Star festivities, so if you're around the computer box, please stop by and let me know what commercials I'm missing.

But before we get started, let's get a few predictions out of the way.

Haier Shooting Stars. We're really all winners with this event, but I'm going to take Team Detroit -- Bill Laimbeer, Swin Cash and Chauncey Billups -- in the repeat. Billups hates to lose; it would keep him up all night. I can't wait to watch Tim Duncan worry that Popovich will be make him run lines for taking a half-court shot. "Um, guys, this is doesn't feel very fundamental too me."

Playstation Skills Challenge. Dwyane Wade has had a rough year; he needs this. Here's to hoping he dedicates his three-peat to D-Stroy.

Foot Locker Three-Point Shootout. Stojakovic will give him a run for his money (balls), but I'm sticking with Raps' gunner Jason Kapono. That man was put on this earth to shoot a basketball and take awkward photos. That's it.

Sprite Slam-Dunk. By Sunday morning, kids all across the globe will be growing wispy mustaches. Yup. I like Jamario Moon ... over the moon. This is Toronto's night, friends.

So there are my homer picks. Let's hear your winners in the comments.

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