Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Second round action of our completely pointless, albeit oddly entertaining, BDL Bedlam Tournament continues. Thanks to your help, we've compiled a list of 64 things that you may or may not love about the NBA, seeded them into four regions and created a Madness-like bracket. Today we'll unveil the final eight second-round match-ups. Voting will remain open until the end of Tuesday, EST.

Up next in the Lord Baron Region: No. 4 seed Shaquille O'Neal vs. No. 5 Ronny Turiaf's dancing moves. In the first round, Officer O'Neal handcuffed Bruce Bowen's defense, while Ronny Turiaf shimmy-shimmy-ya'd past Lamar Odom's clothing line. Another look at the nominees:

No. 4 Shaquille O'Neal: Shaq Daddy, The Big Aristotle, Superman, Wilt Chamberneazy, Most Dominant Ever, Osama Bin Shaq -- he gave himself this one "for terrorizing Keith Van Horn under the boards" during the '02 Finals -- The Big Cactus, Shogun ... could "Bedlam's Best" be the next Shaquille O'Neal nickname? You decide.

No. 5 Ronny Turiaf's dancing: If you could invite just one NBA player to your wedding, who would it be? Waiting, waiting, waiting-- if you haven't said "Ronny Turiaf" by now, then you have no soul. Look. At. The. Moves!

So, what/who makes it through to the Sweet Sixteen? What do you love more? Vote or dance.

Click here (and scroll down) to vote on all of the BDL Bedlam second round match-ups.

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