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Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:27 am EDT

You'll need to scrub your eyeballs after this Danica ad

By Jay Busbee

If I put the words "Danica Patrick" and "boobs" into a sentence, you're interested, right? You want to hear more, right? You want to see more, right? Okay, then, here you go. Careful what you wish for:

That ... that ... that might be more horrifying than seeing live Death Row executions on TV. I'm not even sure what to say after that. If Danica ever does make the jump to NASCAR, though, she'll wear out her wrist with all the signing she'd have to do.

Thanks ever so much to Big League Stew's 'Duk for sending me this one. Blame him. More Danica ads here, if you're so inclined.

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  1. Dog Star 97
    1. Posted by Dog Star 97 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:40 am EDT

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    What a sell out.
  2. howboutdemSaints-mp
    2. Posted by howboutdemSaints-mp Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:42 am EDT

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    Oh my word.
  3. howboutdemSaints-mp
    3. Posted by howboutdemSaints-mp Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:44 am EDT

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    Or in the words of HB..... OH MY DAMN!!!!!!
  4. red261
    4. Posted by red261 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:45 am EDT

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    NASTY!!!!!!!!! Dude's got bigger cones than I do!!!! And FIRST!!!
  5. red261
    5. Posted by red261 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 am EDT

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    Or fourth!!!
  6. hugsx5
    6. Posted by hugsx5 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:48 am EDT

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    it is a kinda lame ad.. and normally I am pretty attracted to lame..
  7. hugsx5
    7. Posted by hugsx5 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:48 am EDT

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    it is a kinda lame ad.. and normally I am pretty attracted to lame..
  8. FarmerJ
    8. Posted by FarmerJ Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:50 am EDT

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    that was dead sexy
  9. Kdiggity
    9. Posted by Kdiggity Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:54 am EDT

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    really there are no words for this
  10. KimRN
    10. Posted by KimRN Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:02 am EDT

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    : 0
  11. brinirmess
    11. Posted by brinirmess Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:03 am EDT

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    speechless is all i can think to say
  12. Carol
    12. Posted by Carol Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:07 am EDT

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    Dang, Boost is one of our customers...
  13. Gators #1 Nuff Said
    13. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:13 am EDT

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    LMAO that appeals to me on all the wrong levels LOL
    Thank you Jay for the most disturbing images since 9/11
  14. howboutdemSaints-mp
    14. Posted by howboutdemSaints-mp Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:14 am EDT

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    Gator it would appeal to you. hahahahahahahaha
  15. packerd_00
    15. Posted by packerd_00 Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:26 am EDT

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    Is it just the suit that makes Danica look flat.
  16. brinirmess
    16. Posted by brinirmess Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:36 am EDT

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    no wonder bra under the race suit
  17. hugsx5
    17. Posted by hugsx5 Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:43 am EDT

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    huh.. a double post and it kept the capital letter.. intriguing..
  18. Pete
    18. Posted by Pete Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:44 am EDT

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    those guys have better boobs than danica lol
  19. JJ
    19. Posted by JJ Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:47 am EDT

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    An attractive women driving 200+ is hot! But her cheesecake stuff makes Patrick come across like just another Internet bimbo.
  20. 70daytonaorigowner
    20. Posted by 70daytonaorigowner Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:52 am EDT

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    #15 She is flat chested. Especially compared to Milk a (got milk?) Duno. The pics of her in her bikini make her look almost like one of those female body builders.
    Wonder if she is signing anything else?????
  21. DICK SMOTHERS
    21. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:54 am EDT

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    I don't think so.....who cares anyway...have you seen that ass?
  22. yeah, yeah
    22. Posted by yeah, yeah Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:58 am EDT

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    18. Posted by Pete "those guys have better boobs than danica lol "
    Bigger but not better. :)
  23. DICK SMOTHERS
    23. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:00 pm EDT

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    Danica is hot....y'all are trippin'.
  24. brinirmess
    24. Posted by brinirmess Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:10 pm EDT

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    who needs big boobs when ya got an ass to back it up with?
  25. Nof_ingway
    25. Posted by Nof_ingway Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:22 pm EDT

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    Sweet

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