You'll need to scrub your eyeballs after this Danica ad

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If I put the words "Danica Patrick" and "boobs" into a sentence, you're interested, right? You want to hear more, right? You want to see more, right? Okay, then, here you go. Careful what you wish for:

That ... that ... that might be more horrifying than seeing live Death Row executions on TV. I'm not even sure what to say after that. If Danica ever does make the jump to NASCAR, though, she'll wear out her wrist with all the signing she'd have to do.

Thanks ever so much to Big League Stew's 'Duk for sending me this one. Blame him. More Danica ads here, if you're so inclined.

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1. Posted by Dog Star 97 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:40 am EDT
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What a sell out.
2. Posted by miss priss Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:42 am EDT
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Oh my word.
3. Posted by miss priss Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:44 am EDT
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Or in the words of HB..... OH MY DAMN!!!!!!
4. Posted by red261 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:45 am EDT
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NASTY!!!!!!!!! Dude's got bigger cones than I do!!!! And FIRST!!!
5. Posted by red261 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 am EDT
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Or fourth!!!
6. Posted by hugsx5 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:48 am EDT
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it is a kinda lame ad.. and normally I am pretty attracted to lame..
7. Posted by hugsx5 Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:48 am EDT
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it is a kinda lame ad.. and normally I am pretty attracted to lame..
8. Posted by FarmerJ Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:50 am EDT
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that was dead sexy
9. Posted by Kdiggity Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:54 am EDT
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really there are no words for this
10. Posted by KimRN Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:02 am EDT
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: 0
11. Posted by brinirmess Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:03 am EDT
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speechless is all i can think to say
12. Posted by Carol Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:07 am EDT
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Dang, Boost is one of our customers...
13. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:13 am EDT
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LMAO that appeals to me on all the wrong levels LOL
Thank you Jay for the most disturbing images since 9/11
14. Posted by miss priss Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:14 am EDT
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Gator it would appeal to you. hahahahahahahaha
15. Posted by packerd_00 Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:26 am EDT
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Is it just the suit that makes Danica look flat.
16. Posted by brinirmess Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:36 am EDT
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no wonder bra under the race suit
17. Posted by hugsx5 Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:43 am EDT
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huh.. a double post and it kept the capital letter.. intriguing..
18. Posted by Pete Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:44 am EDT
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those guys have better boobs than danica lol
19. Posted by JJ Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:47 am EDT
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An attractive women driving 200+ is hot! But her cheesecake stuff makes Patrick come across like just another Internet bimbo.
20. Posted by 70daytonaorigowner Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:52 am EDT
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#15 She is flat chested. Especially compared to Milk a (got milk?) Duno. The pics of her in her bikini make her look almost like one of those female body builders.
Wonder if she is signing anything else?????
21. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:54 am EDT
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I don't think so.....who cares anyway...have you seen that ass?
22. Posted by yeah, yeah Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:58 am EDT
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18. Posted by Pete "those guys have better boobs than danica lol "
Bigger but not better. :)
23. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:00 pm EDT
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Danica is hot....y'all are trippin'.
24. Posted by brinirmess Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:10 pm EDT
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who needs big boobs when ya got an ass to back it up with?
25. Posted by Nof_ingway Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:22 pm EDT
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Sweet