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Smoke fans -- of which I am one -- have a bit of a treat coming up later today. But this post is going to test the fandom of even the most devoted Tony Stewart supporter.

Two words: back waxing.

I'm a couple days late on this one, but it took me this long to get out of the fetal position. Seems Tony Stewart offered to get his back waxed if folks donated more than $100,000 to charity. Lo and behold, according to Sirius:

Operation Wax Smoke was a huge success, raising over $125,000 for the Victory Junction Gang Camp. DeLana & Kevin Harvick, and national motorsports correspondent Ford Martin joined Tony and Matt Yocum at an "undisclosed location" for a rip-roaring good time. There was no shortage of donations to hear Tony suffer throught the pain and indignity of having his famously-furry back waxed live on the air. It remains to be seen if the procedure will improve race times for the sleeker and more-aero Smoke.

Let me just say, on behalf of NASCAR nation: gggnnnnaaaaggghhh!

Click here for audio clips and photos from Operation Wax Smoke, if you dare. It looks like the waxers are holding black shag carpeting. Gah.

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  1. Chris
    1. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    Congrats for Tony. I cant imagine having that done to myself. Crazy painful. I love the comments from JD Gibbs.
  2. novice
    2. Posted by novice Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    I imagine a hairy back would itch a lot in a hot race car. That's not a problem any more :)
  3. flhtcui
    3. Posted by flhtcui Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    Its gonna be a huge problem in a couple of weeks when it starts growing back...Lets see if he can figure out how to blame it on Goodyear!
  4. Marci R
    4. Posted by Marci R Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:06 pm EDT

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    Poor smoke - A nice cook shower, my friend. If ya need someone to rub a moisturizer, call me! Kevin will look funny with NO HAIR, however - receding hair line and all! Love ya Smoke! Way to go - thinking outside the box!
  5. danthenascarfan
    5. Posted by danthenascarfan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    I'm shocked that Goodyear didn't offer up $200k for the opportunity to stick it to Tony. Pun intended.
  6. Honey Bunny
    6. Posted by Honey Bunny Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Man, I wish there was video of this. I would have paid good money to see this. LOL!!! Way to man up, Smoke!!! I applaud you!!!
  7. Rudy88
    7. Posted by Rudy88 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    He might have made more for charity, if he had his head and beard waxed!
  8. Missahole
    8. Posted by Missahole Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Who the heck would want to see smoke without a shirt on? Yikes
  9. tigerboo58
    9. Posted by tigerboo58 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:09 pm EDT

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    I heard the thing live. Funniest "stuff" I've heard in a long time. Smoke had the benefit of a few Schlitz. At one point he was on his knees and elbows in pain and said " You could kick me in the b..ls right now and I wouldn't feel it." 5 seconds later you hear ...rrriiip. Then " Go ahead and kick me in the b..ls". They tortured him for a long time. DeLana was trying to get JD Gibbs to throw 15K in to add a bikini wax. At which point Tony said " Oh h..l no". Best Tony Stewart show I've ever heard.
  10. kennon
    10. Posted by kennon Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 pm EDT

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    I become a bigger Smoke fan by the days!!!!!!! Thanks for all the Money given to Children. Only Man with enough {*****} to call those junk Good/Years to the carpet...
  11. LeeD
    11. Posted by LeeD Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    goodyear, nascar??? - what's the difference? simply a "good old boy" partnership. Stick it to the fans first, then the drivers - its ALL about the money nascar can make - five years ago, nascar spent an hour on their "nascar today" show trying to distance themselves from the WWF, now WWE - couldn't then, can't now - at least the WWE admits their system is "rigged" - I applaud Stewart, a "lite" version of Earnhardt, Sr. and I mean that as a compliment to both.
  12. M. Pepper
    12. Posted by M. Pepper Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 pm EDT

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    Way to go tony! i am a big fan of yours and i knew you always had a heart in there somewhere.
  13. mcshooter
    13. Posted by mcshooter Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    now if only he would get his head waxed
  14. JJ
    14. Posted by JJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Tony has always had a heart, it's just that his mouth gets in his way. Way to go Smoke - don't change a thing.
  15. sheila in VA
    15. Posted by sheila in VA Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:18 pm EDT

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    That was so funny listening to them pull strips of hair off Tonys' back, it was for a good cause, way to go Tony!!!
  16. cowboy
    16. Posted by cowboy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    Yall always have something negative to say about tony,he does something for kids and you still run your mouths,ya don't see daddys boy little e doing much of anything for kids nor do you see those other 2 punks[gordon & johnson] do anything ......Tony you & kevin are the real heros, keep it up!!
  17. cowboy
    17. Posted by cowboy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    Yall always have something negative to say about tony,he does something for kids and you still run your mouths,ya don't see daddys boy little e doing much of anything for kids nor do you see those other 2 punks[gordon & johnson] do anything ......Tony you & kevin are the real heros, keep it up!!
  18. Matt B
    18. Posted by Matt B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    david c - i applaud tony for doing this but you barked up the wrong tree dissing gordon - he has raised literally millions for the children's hospital in indy.
  19. bruce
    19. Posted by bruce Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    I'm a big Smoke fan. Tony has a way of pissing people off with his mouth he is alot like Dale Sr. in the way he drives and how he carries himself. I'm going to go a bit off the subject but the people who have been watching racing for 20 years plus like myself I look forward to reading your views. Nascar just isn't the same anymore it is becoming like every other sport (IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY) I remember 20 years ago when you could watch a race with very little commericals and drivers raced for the love of the sport there was a sponcer (Winston) and now the sport can't keep a sponcer. Whats happing to the sport that I once loved to watch?
  20. Cudlecub
    20. Posted by Cudlecub Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    I bet they could raise double the amount if he would not whine about something for a week.
  21. writerinnh
    21. Posted by writerinnh Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:14 am EDT

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    Way to go Smoke! You are my favorite NASCAR driver and as always you are so generous with your time and do whatever you can for the kids! God bless you, Tony! Will see you at the finish line getting the checked flag in NH, again, soon!
  22. HUGE Smoke fan
    22. Posted by HUGE Smoke fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:53 pm EDT

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    Tony has made some comments that many of us seem to chastise because he has the balls to say them - Tony says what others are afraid to say - he has one of the biggest hearts in the sport any only when he does something crazy like this do haters have to continue to find things inappropriate or wrong with Tony. What would you do in his palce? How many of you would say you'd be any different? If any one of you said you would be better in any and all respects then I would have to call your bluff and say show me - Tony has shown his heart, his money and his pride in the sport through many, MANY charities, one can never, NEVER say different.
  23. bILL
    23. Posted by bILL Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    I think it was a great thing Tony did and I applause him for it you was great.But I still like Gorden as my driver.If I ever decide to change drivers it would be Tony.

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