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Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:01 am EST

They make it 'cause we buy it: NASCAR swimsuits

By Jay Busbee

And a very good morning to you, friends, whatever time of day you're reading this! I've got a whole backlog of holiday-themed NASCARiana to unleash on you, but since I'm all grinchy and don't recognize the holiday season as being here until after Thanksgiving, you'll just have to scrape by with this little beauty.

The item: A NASCAR swimsuit. Accompanying model sold separately.

The price: $39.99 plus shipping and -- huh, huh -- handling at securemalls.com.

The deal: Um ... it's a swimsuit, wrapped around an attractive body. Do you really need me to spell it out any more than that? (Okay, technically it's "boyshorts and a halter top," according to the website, but I don't care and neither should you. And if you felt like searching around that site, you might just be able to find a few racier (ha!) models.) Why, yes, it's a slow week around here; why do you ask? No, seriously, why are you even bothering to ask?

The hat tip: Reds24. A female commenter and Jeff Gordon fan offered this one up. There's hope for Rainbow Nation after all.

Got a link to / pic of some ridiculous NASCAR paraphernalia? We're especially looking for holiday stuff this time of year. Hit us up at jay.busbee@yahoo.com. Ho ho ho!

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  1. Gators #1 Nuff Said
    1. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT

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    Jay Where's the pic I show a red X meanin bad graphics LOL
    I want grilled cheese
  2. Gators #1 Nuff Said
    2. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT

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    ah there it is musta been yahoo messin with me ty Jay for makin the world a better place
  3. miss priss
    3. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    hahahahaha Know which thread is going to cost a lot of left hand typing today. LMAO
  4. miss priss
    4. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    CRAP cause not cost. See what happens when I'm laughing to damn hard.
  5. FarmerJ
    5. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    hello there.
  6. Reds24
    6. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    "A female commenter and Jeff Gordon fan offered this one up"
    awwww man... Jay you made my day :o) posting my pics and all... 'course, ya'll know thats ME in the suit, right??? awww... um... when I had much darker hair of course. craaaap.
  7. art_tidesco
    7. Posted by art_tidesco Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    #3 Are you typing left hand MP ???? LMAO
  8. FarmerJ
    8. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    we need to find out if this little hita has any tan lines. I've been staring at this trying to figure out what the logos is under the NASCAR logo
  9. FarmerJ
    9. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    well then reds, you are looking good
  10. miss priss
    10. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Hell no ART. EEEWWWWW I just was laughing too hard. Thanks for asking though. Nothing like clarifying a situation. LMAO
  11. FarmerJ
    11. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    "clarifying a situation" bwahahahahaha. get your mind out of the gutter mp, that is gross
  12. miss priss
    12. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Me, mind in the gutter. How dare you accuse me of such nonsense. sheesh
  13. FarmerJ
    13. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    reds, what's the deal, there were alot better "swimwear" photos, why did you pick this one?
  14. Hawkeye
    14. Posted by Hawkeye Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:40 pm EDT

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    Woo hoo.......congrats Reds!!
    Farmer - isn't that the Sprint logo?
  15. FarmerJ
    15. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    good eye rich, maybe my mind was just trying to see something different
  16. Reds24
    16. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Farmer - sorry... I just was searching the web for "NASCAR" photos / stories for Jay and I came across this one... I didn't go to the website, I just thought the suit itself was pretty funny... sooo.. viola'!... at least now you have the website and inspiration for your late night activites...
  17. FarmerJ
    17. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    reds, i don't need any inspiration to get drunk and pass out in the yard, thanks though
  18. The Pest
    18. Posted by The Pest Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Miss Priss nice to see your at the beach photo:)
  19. kinggeorge
    19. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    If those are "boy" shorts do you think they would look good on me? I might have to hit the tanning parlor to work on my tan lines, I'm not used to wearing something that covers so much.
  20. FarmerJ
    20. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    pest, B cup. that's not mp
  21. miss priss
    21. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Thanks pest. lol
  22. The Pest
    22. Posted by The Pest Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Farmer J I didn't make it that far up, got lost on the flat belly.
  23. Reds24
    23. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    lol Thanks Rich... I feel famous, I am so bored at work, I have nothing better to do than look at chicks in bikinis and send them to Jay to post for you boys to enjoy... crap... time to find some work to do...
    Farmer - well...sorry bud... just trying to help ya out
    The Pest - get it straight... thats ME in the photo... sheesh, just cause I dyed my hair once, ya'll think it's someone else ... LMAO
  24. Reds24
    24. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Farmer - you think thats a B cup?!? Seriously? If thats true, then I should probably be wearing a much bigger cup then. That girl is hardly an A...
    As much as I would honestly love to claim that flat of a belly... sorry... up top just ain't it....
  25. FarmerJ
    25. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    reds, i was trying to be generous to the photo. i really have to hold them to make an accurate assessment

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