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Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:39 pm EST

Sporting News heaps the irony: 'NASCAR's Beautiful People'

By Jay Busbee

Around these parts, sometimes you've gotta work to glean the humor from NASCAR stories, and sometimes the funny gets served up to you on a paper plate. Such is the case with The Sporting News' new publication "NASCAR's 60 Most Beautiful People." (Original title: "NASCAR's 100 Most Beautiful People," but, well ... )

Now, I don't have a copy of said issue in question, but perhaps one of you intrepid types can locate it and report back. What we can report is that Kasey Kahne is on it, considering that he's the focus of the link above. We can also report that Teresa Earnhardt ranks No. 60 on the list. Huh. Nowhere to go from there but up. (What? If there are 60 people on the list, there's nobody below 60! What did you think I meant ... ?)

Okay, look, screw the Most Beautiful nonsense. I want a publication on the 60 Most Horrifying NASCAR Fans. Big dog up there takes the #1 spot for now, but I'd love to see someone knock him off. Like these guys. Or these dudes. But not her. Far too hot.

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  1. miss priss
    1. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    OH MY GAWD - That does it. Jay you need to be ashamed of yourself for putting his one up. Thanks.
  2. FarmerJ
    2. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    Busbee spits hot fire. Where do you find this stuff. freaking awesome
    Teresa made #60, WOW. They set the bar really high with that one. Is Hamlins old lady in it?
    mp, did you send him these pics from your photo album?
  3. Kingpin
    3. Posted by Kingpin Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    Reminds me of Pat Back.
  4. Moon
    4. Posted by Moon Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    O M G
    not another shapless model in a bikini.
    I think its funny, kind of weird, but funny
  5. miss priss
    5. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    hummph
  6. Moon
    6. Posted by Moon Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    hmmmph what MP?
  7. KimRN
    7. Posted by KimRN Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    Kasey Kahne is #1 on the list. Was there ever any doubt? : D God, I love that guy and he's young enough to be my son. Just call me an "Allstate gal".
  8. Tammy
    8. Posted by Tammy Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:55 pm EDT

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    I saw something about this recently - JJ's wife was #2. I think Curl and Gordon's wife were in the top 10.
  9. Moon
    9. Posted by Moon Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    I looked for that articule showing who all is on the list, but it is something you have to order. they suck. I would like to know how that came about this list. Did the poll the fans? If so I do not trust the results.
  10. miss priss
    10. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    KimRN is a Casey Cougar. lol j/k Welcome to the marbles.
  11. DICK SMOTHERS
    11. Posted by DICK SMOTHERS Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    He's bringin new meaning to the words "sexy back."
  12. FarmerJ
    12. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    The "these guys" link looks eerily familiar. WAIT! Is that Louisiana? It is the bayou
  13. miss priss
    13. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    When did Curl get married? Wasn't it just here recent that he got engaged?
  14. miss priss
    14. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    That's one
    DS - you just made me spew DP out of my nose. Thanks man
  15. The true MaCoy
    15. Posted by The true MaCoy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    I'm blind now, thanks Jay :(
  16. _
    16. Posted by _ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:33 pm EDT

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    Man, I'd hate to see the ugly people from the South if these are the beautiful people.
  17. FarmerJ
    17. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    hey mp, what are your friends drinking in that picture. Is that some kind of Swamp Beer or what?
  18. The Pest
    18. Posted by The Pest Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Wonder how much Teresa charged this man when he asked her if it be okay to use the #3.
  19. miss priss
    19. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    yeah they are teaching you (in the red shirt) how to drink and smoke the cajun way.
  20. kinggeorge
    20. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    I thought Dinger was bringing "sexy back"?
    Hey missy---you still have that checkered flag girl I sent you awhile back? She would fit right in. Hehe.
    Even in the off season Jay's still got it.....just don't give it to Miss Priss' kids, she's got enough trouble already.
  21. FarmerJ
    21. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    well where are their cigarettes at if they are teaching me to smoke the cajun way? gooooo, that's gross. think I'll smoke mine the texan way, seems alot simpler
  22. meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth
    22. Posted by meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    please tell that yeti to put his freaking shirt back on!!!! i just threw up on myself!!
  23. meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth
    23. Posted by meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    sasquatch is alive and well....and apparantly watches nascar.
  24. meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth
    24. Posted by meatwad the great and all powerful ruler of earth Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:37 pm EDT

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    this man's current occupation is "hair farmer" for the hair club for men.
  25. miss priss
    25. Posted by miss priss Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    hey wad
    KG will have to go back and look to see if I still have that one and send it to Jay. LMAO

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