Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:53 am EST
It's the holiday season, and that means we're offering up dozens of fine gift suggestions for the NASCAR freak in your life. First up: these fine examples of American (well, probably Chinese) workmanship, Dale Earnhardt Jr. candy cane ornaments.
The deal: These ornaments come in a pack of six, as you can observe for yourself, and are not recommended for eating, seeing as how they're Christmas-tree ornaments. They run about fifteen bucks a pop from Forever Collectibles, and they're available in five styles: Dale Jr. Amp, Dale Jr. National Guard, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, and an already-outdated Tony Stewart.
Holiday Goodness Rating: 4.5 out of 10. Sure, they'll look pretty there on the tree and all, but you'll forget them after you've turned away. We want NASCAR holiday memorabilia that sears itself into your very soul.
Got some NASCAR holiday goodies for the lineup? Hit us up at jay.busbee@yahoo.com with all the details. Ho ho ho!
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Other sports seem to have their fair share of hucksters, Roger. It's team merchandise not player merchandise, so there isn't maybe as much of it, but I'll bet there are people spending all their time trying to figure out how to sell more.
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Oh, gotta leave to avoid the beating. And: I was just kidding.
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So you are like Art, 8 hrs ahead of me. Yep that would be early evening.
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