From the Marbles - NASCAR

For those who whine that NASCAR is nothing but WWE on wheels, Monday night gave us a perfect collision of cultures, as Kyle Busch and Joey Logano stepped into the ring to guest-host WWE Raw. This is just too ridiculously awesome for words, so I'm going to step aside for a moment and let you check part 1:

Gotta say, Kyle plays the heel to perfection, turning the entire city of Buffalo against him with a couple well-timed lines ("You guys haven't been to the playoffs since Hulkamania"). And Joey manages not to soil himself while calling out The Big Show, which is saying something.

After the jump, some more video.

Next up, the boys try their best to look tough, plus they get to hang with a Little Person:

So, goofy, yes, but not nearly as bad as the horror that Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne will be next week. So the Gibbs boys got that goin' for 'em.

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  1. Jay
    1. Posted by Jay Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:05 am EDT

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    freakin hilarious! busch and logano did a great job hosting last night. not an avid fan of watching wrestling, but it was a good show with laughs and action. well done guys!
  2. Jay
    2. Posted by Jay Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:05 am EDT

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    freakin hilarious! busch and logano did a great job hosting last night. not an avid fan of watching wrestling, but it was a good show with laughs and action. well done guys!
  3. miss priss
    3. Posted by miss priss Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:17 am EDT

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    HAHAHAHAHA is this possibly an indication of a career change? Considering that some will say that Nascar has turned into WWE
    What GOOBERS...... Check out the grin on D00D and the SIZE difference. hahahahahahaha Logana hahahahaha
  4. G.O.A.T.
    4. Posted by G.O.A.T. Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:27 am EDT

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    The only thing I found funny is Busch actually tried to sound gangsta. That puny lil punk running his mouth at the beginning of the show. It's too bad NASCAR racers are so fragile it would have been nice to see him put his money where his mouth is.
  5. Wolfie
    5. Posted by Wolfie Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:35 am EDT

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    I know this is off topic, but the comment about Joe Gibbs Racing being the only team to put all their drivers in the Power Rankings is a bit off, don't you think? Maybe Stewart Hass Racing has a third car I don't know about now?
  6. FlasherZ
    6. Posted by FlasherZ Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:35 am EDT

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    Personally, that was painful to watch. Kyle and Joey should probably avoid acting in their future...
  7. Beer Is My Anti-Drug
    7. Posted by Beer Is My Anti-Drug Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:27 pm EDT

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    I used to watch WWF/E back in the late 90's early 00's when it was huge, but quit a while ago. I tuned in to see the best driver on the circuit (Kyle...hey! it's my comment section, so I'm allowed to say he's the best) and found it to be a little painful. The best part is when they "showed up" to the arena and were doing burnouts and donuts in the (mysteriously empty) parking lot. needless to say the channel got changed back to Monday Night Football around 9:15pm.
  8. nic t
    8. Posted by nic t Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:31 pm EDT

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    Hehehehehe, Shrub boy, "I'm a man's man." has he looked in a mirror lately? Does he even own one?
  9. nic t
    9. Posted by nic t Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:39 pm EDT

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    Oh, and yeah they sure can't act, which made them PERFECT for the WWE. I remember when they actually had more wrestling than theatrics, it's such a joke now.
  10. Carol
    10. Posted by Carol Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:42 pm EDT

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    Yeah Nic; that sounded pretty funny coming out of his mouth to that great big wrestler-dude... wrestler standing there thinking, "I could pound this shrimp right through the floor with one blow of my hammy fist on top of his puny little head!"
    Or something like that.
  11. art_tidesco
    11. Posted by art_tidesco Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:16 pm EDT

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    Kyle apologising for Joey that's just unbelievable ! How wooden was that dialogue :-) WTF ! :-)
  12. NostraChronus
    12. Posted by NostraChronus Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:26 pm EDT

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    wow, Kyle Busch made Keanu Reeves look like Judy Dench with that dialogue.
  13. Tommy
    13. Posted by Tommy Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:51 pm EDT

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    I like to point something out:
    Kyle Busch botched Kofi Kingston's name by calling him "Kofi Johnson."
    HMM...JIMMIE HAS A JAMACIAN COUSIN?
    Oh and the RKO car is the best. Wished Kyle would race it tho.
  14. Oliver Klosov
    14. Posted by Oliver Klosov Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:32 pm EDT

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    These two just set NASCAR back 20-years...
  15. Richard T
    15. Posted by Richard T Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    Where is Stone Cold Steve Austin when you need him? Would've loved to see Kyle eat a Stone Cold Stunner.
  16. bradyjames12001
    16. Posted by bradyjames12001 Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:25 pm EDT

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    Kyle and Joey weren't that bad. I liked Kyle Busch going full wrestling villain going after Buffalo.
  17. Frevic
    17. Posted by Frevic Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    Hell, part 1 video best I have seen on marbles in a long time, lighten up people, I thought it was funny as hell, it is all staged, everything in wrestling is scripted, but I bet wrestling is drawing more fans than Nascar
  18. Helen or Rigby
    18. Posted by Helen or Rigby Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:57 pm EDT

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    Where's Andy Kaufman when ya need him? Oh, yeah, he's "dead".
  19. rick
    19. Posted by rick Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:29 pm EDT

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    say what you want about kyle busch,but here's a few facts that can't be argued.#1 none of you losers have to ever worry about being asked to host raw. #2 you'll never have a 1/10th the talent he has behind the wheel.#3you'll never make the kind of money, or live the kind of life he has and will. and #4he's still better than whineheardt jr!!!
  20. miss priss
    20. Posted by miss priss Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:37 pm EDT

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    Rick - being a woman and a woman driver on top of that, I do have 1/10th of the talent he has. hahahahaha Don't you know what they say about women drivers? LMAO
  21. Helen or Rigby
    21. Posted by Helen or Rigby Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:12 pm EDT

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    Go fix me turkey pot pie, b!tch.
  22. Rudy88
    22. Posted by Rudy88 Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:26 am EDT

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    Thirteen - You think you're funny, but you only show your ignorance!
  23. cliff
    23. Posted by cliff Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:16 pm EDT

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    I know it was all staged but still pretty funny. :-)
  24. miss priss
    24. Posted by miss priss Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:36 pm EDT

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    13 - be right on that as soon as I get you plucked, gutted and cooked.

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