Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:51 am EDT

Looking to make a few extra bucks? Here's a plan for your next NASCAR race party. Start a "phantom caution" pool with your buddies. Everybody throws in $10, and everybody picks a lap in the last 20 percent of the race where you think the "phantom caution" will come. Closest to the lap without going over wins the pot. (If the camera shows actual debris, you only get half the pot.)
The great thing is, somebody's guaranteed to win! There's always a phantom caution!
The phantom cautions are a farce that everyone accepts because it's a quick-and-dirty fix that makes for better racing. It's the easiest way to cut down on the competitive imbalance and/or the poor track design that allows one car to get ten seconds ahead of the rest of the field.
But the cautions are, obviously, designed to bunch up the field -- and when you bunch up the field, troubles can happen. See, for instance, Sunday afternoon at California, when Kurt Busch, Kasey Kahne and Greg Biffle collided, sending Kahne and Biffle spinning into the infield. Then, just a few laps later, Elliott Sadler collided with Dale Earnhardt Jr., setting off a huge wreck that took out Kahne once and for all. Here, check it for yourself, and be sure to hang around for Kasey's post-wreck comments:
Afterward, Kahne was justifiably furious:
"We worked hard all day, got ourselves in a good position. I think it was going to be a good points day, and NASCAR threw a debris caution for no debris, which caused Kurt Busch to hit the wall, which caused me to go to the grass and Greg Biffle. And from there, that caused the whole next wreck on the front stretch. It's disappointing that we had a bad race because of a caution to put a show on for the fans. That's a good part of the sport, we have to keep the fans excited, but sometimes it ruins people's days, and today it was our day."
He'll get a fine for that, surely, but he should pay the fine by throwing it out the window during Saturday night's race. At least then there'd be visible debris on the track.
Look, it's obvious that something needs to be done to keep the racing competitive. But the phantom cautions are a Band-Aid when NASCAR's on-track racing needs major surgery ... or maybe a bulldozer.
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A debris caution bunches up ALL the cars. A blow tire because these cars are so close together that when the splitter hits a tire it blows.....taking out too many cars. Yeah, just like walking up to the pitchers mound.
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Throw the COT in the trash! Oh yeah, I forgot...they are safer!! A completely hollow statment since this is only the 2nd full season with them. How can anyone say they are safer than the old car when it was around for decades? 2 years compared to 40 years, lets wait 40 years before we say its a safer car.
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Bottom line is ...caution or no caution, that wreck can happen at anytime.to anybody. Heck, it could happen on lap one at the start. The drivers need to understand that NASCAR has been throwing this "debris" caution for a loooong time( way before Kasey Kahne was born)...nothin' they can do about that, but as the ones being in control of their cars they can do their best to avoid running each other over on the restarts. Bottom Line is Sh_t happens....
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I guess you would rather watch a train race.Bunch up let everyone get a shot.
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Richard Petty vs. David Pearson.
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It treads a very fine line these days. I think the Chase put it closer to being like a real sport by simulating a playoff, but the fact that these cautions continue to routinely happen, among many other factors (who gets penalized and when, who gets warned - when and how, the behind-the-scenes crap that Helton runs) pushes NASCAR dangerously close to the world of "Professional" Wrestling. There is entertainment for entertainment (WCW, e.g.) and there is sport as entertainment (NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL).
A couple of drivers have called out NASCAR in a heated moment when they aren't censoring per the orders of the NASCAR brass (Tony Stewart earlier this year, Montoya when he admitted he was just points racing to get into the Chase - and then got warned for it, Kasey Kahne most recently). Everyone in the garage knows the truth and it leaks out a little at a time - fans will know the truth eventually. If the race is such a bore-fest, move the race to a more exciting track, BUILD a more exciting track, or build a better "stock" car. Those TV ratings keep sinking and it sure isn't cause Gillian Zucker is putting fannies in the stands ... 'cause that she isn't.
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