From the Marbles - NASCAR

Following this week's Your Turn, I thought it time I chimed in (despite my oft questioned credentials) on a subject I have yet to broach, entirely because it wasn't merited. I imagine that it won't be a popular topic, and also, it will. Because if I've learned one thing in life, it's that there are two kinds of people: those who believe there is only one NASCAR driver in this world and those who know the difference.

I'm talking about Dale Earnhardt Jr.

If you haven't heard of him, he's a NASCAR driver. If you haven't heard of him, you look funny, because you were born without ears.

He's the most popular active driver in NASCAR, and arguably 1-C in lifetime ranking. He's had a stranglehold on merchandise sales for the better part of the decade. He's won 18 races in his career (with 88, yes 88, top-five finishes). That puts him in the top 40 (out of 177) for all-time wins, and in the top 10 (out of 37) among active drivers (and I'm including in those 10 the mostly retired Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, Texas Terry, and his brother, the wax figure formerly known as Bobby Labonte).

He has more wins than Kyle Busch, Carl Edwards and Greg Biffle, and arbitrarily, A.J. Foyt, Mario Andretti, Sterling Martin and Derrike Cope (hey, he won the Daytona 500, too). Were those guys, aside from Kyle's antics, questioned, debated, and generally violated as much in the media? I don't think so, and Cope once raced a car sponsored by the rock band Poison (which set a Guinness Book record for butt ugly).

His dad is an icon, and like it or not, is partly responsibly for this debate. (Unlike Jr., and this is often forgotten, Sr. had his moment as the series heel.) His stepmom definitely eats Coco Puffs, because she is bat&@?! crazy, ultimately driving him from his Daddy's team. And he let Marisa Miller go.

Looking at such credentials, the only stat that makes me question his skills is that last one. (Does his game just suck?) Walking out on Teresa was intelligent for any number of reasons. I defy anyone to come up with a solid excuse for Marisa.

Where was I? Oh yeah, when presented with the proper environment (and when properly updated on pit stall location), he can clearly drive. Now, I recognize that he's blown lately, but give him some time, because he's still racing and he happens to work for the same guy that brought Mark Martin out of a career coma (and got Jerry Nadeau a fricking win).

Oddly, with Jr. the debate tends to stem from his popularity as a function of his results. They are inversely proportional, and to many, that's his problem. He can't possibly be so popular and win so little.

Why? Why is it such a big deal that his popularity be predicated on excellence?

Look, people loved the Brady Bunch. Parachute pants were the rage. The Ford Explorer was the top FOUR cars traded in under the cash for clunkers program (in order, 1998 model, '97, '96, and '99; the '95 was 7th and the '94 8th). Some 7.5 million people live in the metropolitan Boston area. ABBA is third on the all-time records sold list. Yes third, yes ABBA: "You can dance/you can jive/having the time of your life/ooh...see that girl/watch that scene/dig in the dancing queen."

Clearly, you can suck and still be popular. The thing is, Junior doesn't suck.

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  1. cmeponu2
    1. Posted by cmeponu2 Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:57 pm EDT

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    I still like parachute pants. Look, I'm doing the robot.
  2. Reds24
    2. Posted by Reds24 Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:59 pm EDT

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    awww James... I LOVE ABBA... and I love Jr.... so in my book... NEITHER suck and BOTH deserve the praise... See, Jr's song for Bristol shoulda been "Take a Chance on Me"...
    either way - still love your articles dude... keep 'em coming
  3. miss priss
    3. Posted by miss priss Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:12 pm EDT

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    hahahahahahahahahaha
  4. KimRN
    4. Posted by KimRN Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:20 pm EDT

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    There is something I don't understand.
    When did people start picking their driver based on how well they drove? If you are a fan of a driver, you are a fan whether they do well or not. I'm a fan of Elliott Sadler - with the exception of the Daytona-500-that-got-away, he is barely mentioned. Doesn't mean I'm any less of a fan.
    When I got into Nascar, Kasey was doing awful, but he's my driver. I didn't jump on the Jimmie bandwagon because he was the champion.
    I like Junior. And I wasn't around when Daddy was driving. I like Junior because he is who he is. I think if he realized that people just like him because he IS Junior and that the Senior influence holds no sway with the newer fans, he'd feel a lot less pressure.
    Someone said that "you don't pick a driver, a driver picks you". So - to -speak.
    If you drop a driver because of their performance, then you weren't much of a fan anyway.
    Just MHO.
  5. Mary
    5. Posted by Mary Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:22 pm EDT

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    What a stupid article. Another "writer" passing off Junior's mediocre driving with the "slump" rule. Slumps last less than a year. Slumps do not include making rookie mistakes for the better part of a season. Bringing Derrick Cope into it - are you crazy? People have long hated his field filling ways and his schlepping schpiels hawking crap on TV as a Daytona winner. A race fan knows the restrictor plate tracks are a crap shoot and always have been. Throughout this entire year, his starting point is almost exactly equal to his finishing. On his wins, the correlation to his win is almost in direct relation to the finishing position of his daddy. Kyle Busch has 2 less wins than Jr in 1/3 of the time.
    This pointless article spending time comparing him to drivers is absolutely insane. Fact is, comparing him to a handful of drivers will make anyone's point of "Junior is just slumping", except when you compare him to the REST of the drivers - Tony, Jimmie, Jeff, Mark, Montoya, Kahne, Hamlin, and so on, who have comparably done overall better, with less driver mistakes. 3 wins I believe since the start of 2005 out of around 160 races? That's a "slump"? And it's probably not a good point to pit him against Biffle, when Biffle's been rumored to be out after his contract is up because of his performance. Will Junior always have a ride? Absolutely. Will he deserve it? I'm starting to doubt it, and I'm sick of the stories for EITHER side. Let his own actions and finishes speak for themselves - we don't need endless amounts of writers over and over giving their opinions, when the argument stays the same. "Junior isn't that great, look at his finishes" and "Junior is just fine, he's still adjusting". Though I do think the most amusing argument is that he's still adjusting to life without his father.
  6. miss priss
    6. Posted by miss priss Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:28 pm EDT

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    James is definitely looking for some numbers with this one.
  7. NostraChronus
    7. Posted by NostraChronus Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    yeah, um, okay, he doesn't suck; he drives for the team with the best equipment, 5 of their 6 drivers are going to make the Chase, including the affiliation with StewartHaas, and he doesn't perform why? Seriously. And he whines more than Kyle, last week blaming the double file restarts for costing him positions at the end of the race. The week before it was the COT, although he backed that complaint up with a solid finish at Michigan, and several weeks before it was the winter flood at Daytona that was to blame for their failure of the high line.
  8. kinggeorge
    8. Posted by kinggeorge Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Good points KimRn. I've been a Raiders fan since I was 10. I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times...but that doesn't mean I ditch my team because they suck rancid mackerel through a crazy straw. Hell No! You pick your team or driver because you have a connection of some sort with them. It could be for whatever reason, only you know for sure, but that reason keeps you loyal, just like your crap eating dog keeps coming back after you toss him out in the stree......ah...sorry personal issue, nevermind. Winning is just a bonus like that $10 gift certificate you get from the boss at Thanksgiving. You don't really need it cause you'll be back on Monday anyway. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, the Raiders. If I bailed on them now after 37 years just because they've lost a couple games well that would be un-American. Did the United States give up on Hawaii when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO! Keep routing for your driver even if he ends up driving for Furniture Row. It's your duty as an American.
  9. kinggeorge
    9. Posted by kinggeorge Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:17 pm EDT

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    I think I need to go lay down.
  10. Jason K
    10. Posted by Jason K Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    he may not suck, but given the equipment he now has, and the total lack of results, I think you can say he'll be lucky to get 5 more wins in his career. Plus Jr fans, (which are at least 85% converted SR fans), are some of the most uninformed in sports. If talent and results were the only metric, RH would bounce his ass out of that 4th ride at the end of the year, but RH is smart enough to keep that money machine rolling. 88 is essentially the 25, and has always been the worst perorming team at HMS. Funny, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
  11. Reds24
    11. Posted by Reds24 Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:28 pm EDT

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    KG - you just keep on routing... ;-) damn cat!!
  12. terrycorn2003
    12. Posted by terrycorn2003 Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Since JR. gave up family he is showing what he is less than average.
  13. gcbjruss
    13. Posted by gcbjruss Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    Right now junior is a bright spot for a sport that is about to encounter some difficult times, in relation to where they have been. The COT stinks and the current management of NASCAR should be removed. As for junior, I was a huge fan of senior and I am a fan of junior. So he is not as good as Jeff, Tony, Jimmie or Kyle ( Busch ), but htose are pretty lofty standards. Please do not throw Montoya in this argument, he stinks and always will. Junior has a confidence problem and needs a veteran crew chief with a good record to give the orders. He is the 15 to 20th best driver out there right now just like the points show. Lest we forget he has been in the top 12 at seasons end 6 out of the last 9 years. That aint so bad, if you want to complain about poor driving there are about 35 others on the list that deserve a beating first.
  14. brinirmess
    14. Posted by brinirmess Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Saints fan for 35 years. Need I say more?
  15. richard s
    15. Posted by richard s Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    jr is a joke just living off his dead old mans name--rot in hell sr!!!!
  16. Willy Doer
    16. Posted by Willy Doer Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    richard s wishs he knew who his dad was . DADDY!!
  17. Shawn D
    17. Posted by Shawn D Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    willy doer #16 - good combeack. richard's comment was not necessary
  18. Beer Is My Anti-Drug
    18. Posted by Beer Is My Anti-Drug Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    King George - Love the Animal House refernece!! Good one!
    I've made my points on why I quit rooting for Jr. many times before, not gonna replay that record.
    I'm in Cleveland, so please don't talk to me about being faithful. We haven't won a championship in ANY sport since 1964. And yet, here we are, fully expecting a Cavaliers championship, a Browns Super Bowl win, and an Indians.....well....maybe not the Indians....
  19. Evan T
    19. Posted by Evan T Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:12 pm EDT

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    You sicken' me shawn d. ( No capital letters on your name because it signifies respect.) By the way, GO JR!!! Like it or not Nascar just would'nt survive without him.
  20. Evan T
    20. Posted by Evan T Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:14 pm EDT

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    Sorry Not Shawn D I meant richard s sickens me
  21. kyle_busch_race_ruler
    21. Posted by kyle_busch_race_ruler Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:16 pm EDT

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    Jr. sucks. He's overrated and he's a punk. I never liked Senior, give me someone with class like Richard Petty or Kyle. I'm sorry Sr had his wreck, but that didn't change him all of a sudden into some decent person. He was always a bad sport, and I hate bad sports. Jr is better, but the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
  22. Evan T
    22. Posted by Evan T Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:18 pm EDT

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    TerryCorn2003 a 3rd and 9th place finish is well above average driving, Jrs 9th place finish is something he did without fresh tires so now you can't say he had an advantage! In fact he had 15-25 lap older tires. GO JR #88!!!!!!!
  23. Evan T
    23. Posted by Evan T Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:20 pm EDT

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    YOU HATE BAD SPORTS? Than why are you with Kyle Busch kyle_busch_race _ruler?
  24. kyle_busch_race_ruler
    24. Posted by kyle_busch_race_ruler Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:27 pm EDT

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    #24 Let's see, who won last weekend KB da bomb! Winners win. Losers cry, whine and moan (like jr has been doing lately about the COT).
  25. kinggeorge
    25. Posted by kinggeorge Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:45 pm EDT

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    Beer --- Take heart, Shaq is on his way. He did get beat by a couple girls last night in volleyball but that's besides the point.

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