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Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: This is what you call parallel park FAIL

By Jay Busbee

A little bit of Whelen fence-climbing from this past weekend at Loudon. Come up with a caption, won't you, friends? Thank you ever so much!

After the jump, Mark Martin cleans up a bit.

The Hitman:
Mark Martin comes to the shocking realization that he has been winning races because somebody was greasing the shoe on his braking foot. Now the old man has a dilemma, wipe off the grease and be able to pound the brakes among the young whipper snappers again or pretend he never noticed and take the title he deserves.

Rise With Us:
"I told him I was gonna kick his ass, just didn't think I'd get a piece of it on me, though."

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  1. Daniel K
    1. Posted by Daniel K Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:05 pm EDT

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    There has got to be a way to blame Kyle Busch for this.
  2. nasty
    2. Posted by nasty Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Thies 2 drivers try to break a world record 4 right turn at a race!
  3. Rise With Us
    3. Posted by Rise With Us Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    2 car to his spotter: "I thought you told me to go to the high side?!"
    Spotter to the 2 car: "Ahhhh, yeah. Sorry about that."
  4. Willy Doer
    4. Posted by Willy Doer Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    Crew Cheif- "Don't hit the Nitrous in the middle of the corner"!!!!
    2 car- " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING"!!!
  5. Willy Doer
    5. Posted by Willy Doer Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:31 pm EDT

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    "Kyle Busch in his first Whelen Modified start tries to " Pass " to the outside on the restart"....
  6. Rise With Us
    6. Posted by Rise With Us Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:44 pm EDT

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    At almost the same exact time, the 36 car and 2 car both radioed in about the wind gusts comes out of turn four... sadly, it was too late for them.
  7. RICK C
    7. Posted by RICK C Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    You can't park there!
  8. Rise With Us
    8. Posted by Rise With Us Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    At almost the same exact time, the 36 car and 2 car both radioed in about the wind gusts coming out of turn four... sadly, it was too late for them.
    sorry for the type o
  9. Jay M
    9. Posted by Jay M Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:58 pm EDT

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    "White trash" - That should be the whole caption...nothing more.
  10. Rise With Us
    10. Posted by Rise With Us Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:14 pm EDT

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    36 car: "What the hell was that?! This isnt bumper cars!!!!"
  11. Baker
    11. Posted by Baker Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:16 pm EDT

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    And whoever said people from New England can't drive - Oh, I see now
  12. Go Figure8er
    12. Posted by Go Figure8er Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:18 pm EDT

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    #2 car: Nope, no grip up here either.
  13. Kim
    13. Posted by Kim Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:18 pm EDT

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    Dude, you only climb the fence AFTER you win...and then it's without the car!
  14. Kim
    14. Posted by Kim Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:21 pm EDT

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    #36: "What are you doing 2? You can't run that high a line!"
    #2: "It worked for Herbie in that Lovebug movie".
  15. Robert C
    15. Posted by Robert C Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:27 pm EDT

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    "That left a mark"
  16. CMPG
    16. Posted by CMPG Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:35 pm EDT

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    "And who exactly should I make this wall out to?"
    See cuz they autographed the wall! I is funny man like Darrel Waltrip!
  17. miss priss
    17. Posted by miss priss Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:39 pm EDT

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    Up and at 'em boys.
  18. Go Figure8er
    18. Posted by Go Figure8er Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:18 pm EDT

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    Some drivers will go to great lenghts for some clean air!
    And my totally off topic rant:
    I would like to see Nascar drop one race at Pocono, California, and Michigan. Bring one back to the Rock. Fix up North Wilkesboro and give them a race. Give a second date to Vegas but, make 'em run the dirt track there. Let's see those splitters in the mud! More short tracks and less of these cookie cutter bore fests!!!
  19. Rise With Us
    19. Posted by Rise With Us Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:18 pm EDT

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    "This is gonna hurt!"
  20. Frevic
    20. Posted by Frevic Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:39 pm EDT

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    That could have been nasty, thank god nobody got hurt, by the way, who won
  21. kinggeorge
    21. Posted by kinggeorge Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    I should have listened to my grandpa and put those curb feelers on.
  22. Jay Busbee
    22. Posted by Jay Busbee Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:44 pm EDT

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    Psst. Hey. Best Of Marbles time coming 'round again. Got a favorite post from the past you'd like to see/riff on again? Let me know at jay.busbee@yahoo.com. And don't worry, there's plenty of original goodness coming too.
  23. Mike
    23. Posted by Mike Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    That left more than one skid mark.
  24. Dagblastit
    24. Posted by Dagblastit Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:25 pm EDT

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    Yeah you can pass on the outside before the green flag on restarts, but that's the outside while still on the track guys!
  25. Meltdown
    25. Posted by Meltdown Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:51 pm EDT

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    "If you can read this...Yer too close"

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