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Jack Roush is apparently making a decision on Carl Edwards' future here, and with that headgear, I've got a good idea of which way I'd lean. But the floor is now yours, friends:

After the jump, Jimmie Johnson's stackin' tall paper.

Kinggeorge:
Jimmie: Somebody get me Dario's attorney, I need to figure out how to keep from paying taxes on this money.

Speedzzter:
I could buy almost all of the stock of General Motors with this check, couldn't I?

Shannon P gets political:
Once Obama redistributes Jimmie's wealth, NASCAR fans will be stoked to find they get an extra $1.40 to spend towards going to a race!

(Sadly, because the flow of NASCAR photos slows to a trickle [insert Dick Trickle joke here] in the offseason, we'll have to make the C-a-C's a thrice-weekly rather than daily event ... unless, of course, you can come up with photos from the vast reaches of NASCAR history for me ... )

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1. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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Jack: Carl your holdin up the wrong finger.
Carl: huh didnt we win?
Jack: Yeah but we lost
Carl: how can you win and lose?
Jack: you won the race but lost the championship
Carl:oh, does that mean I dont go to Disney?
Jack: God I wish I was Rick Hendricks his droids dont ask stupid questions.
2. Posted by howboutdemSaints-mp Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT
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Jack is on his way of giving a thumbs down as Cuz tries to mimic Scott Speed
3. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack clamp down that oil cooler lid.
There was an old man who ran a race shop,
He had so many cars
NASCAR told him to stop
4. Posted by jr's #1 miss/fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT
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LMAO gator
5. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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guess if we are the only players we win?
6. Posted by jr's #1 miss/fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT
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OK so are we the normal ones again. Just want to make sure the club is stable once more.
7. Posted by art_tidesco Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:58 pm EDT
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Hi MP & Gator good to see some one is holding the fort ? Had a fantastic day here in Bristol spent a small part of the day with three different OSCAR winning animators Richard Williams from 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', Thomas Stellman from 'Quest' and Peter Lord from 'Chicken Run' professionally like spending time with three different NASCAR champs :-)
Got another early start tomorrow so will wish you all evening 88's :-)
Maniana :-)
8. Posted by jr's #1 miss/fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT
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Good evening Art. And good night Art. hope you have sweet dreams.
9. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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The moment before Jack snapped.
next moment Jack gouging out Carls eye with his thumb.
Jack: 3 Years in a row 3 F ' in years, and you standing there smiling like a moron. You think Second is good enough? Well DO YOU?
Carl lying on the floor holding his eye: I am sorry Jack I tried I really really tried.
Jack kicking Carl in the ribs: TRIED, YOU THINK I TRIED JACK IS ENOUGH?
Jack grinding his heel into Carls testes: Do I not pay you to win? Didn't I give you the best equipment? But still no championship for old Jack!!!
Carl barely whimpering: Jack I'll win it next year I swear I will.
Jack pulling back the hammer on his .44 magnum: To late now you big cry baby, I coulda signed Lagano but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I kept you around, Coulda got Kyle Bush, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I kept you.
No more excuses Carl, no more chances you are done. (Sound of gunfire) Carl's head explodes in a red mist.
Next morning:
Jack: Yeah that's right the add should read; Driver needed must have desire to be champion. Salary comenserate with experience. Apply in person to Roush Racing.
10. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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dang hope I didnt go to far with that last one. might not be pg-13
11. Posted by jr's #1 miss/fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT
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yikes gator, remind me to never get on you bad side. LMAO
12. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT
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Gator--You've just explained why PC is so bitter. I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't Jack incognito.
13. Posted by jr's #1 miss/fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT
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omg hey kg. left you a message just a bit ago to see what you were up to. glad to see you graced us with your presence.
14. Posted by Kim Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT
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Carl: "Just snap the damn picture already. This fake smile for winning the race and losing the championship is going to fade fast."
Jack: "Keep smilin', son. You owe me a championship...I WILL collect it next year. One way or another."
15. Posted by Spiderbandit88 - Read the Blogs, Not the Comments Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT
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Jack: Hey, you lookin' for Jimmie Johnson? He's way over there! (Where we should be)
I liked the Jack be nimble thing most. This is just my 17th place finish where I try to be funny 8 hours later, lol.
16. Posted by Shane Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:16 pm EDT
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Jack: God I love this kid. He told me I was having a bad hat day, so he went and showed me up. He put on the goofy grin to really sell it to boot.
17. Posted by Shane Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:16 pm EDT
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And now a public service announcement from Jack Rousch: THIS is what happens when you land on your head too many times practicing the back flip. Don't try it at home kids.
18. Posted by Big-14-fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:49 pm EDT
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Grats to the winners; On a side note to everyone Jimmie attorney is Dario's and Jeff Gordon's. That was stated when it all came out.. So that pretty funny even on another level now.
As for my caption;
When your up your up, and when your down your down, and when your half ay up, your neither up or down.
Theme song for Carl's and Jack's year.
19. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
I'd rather eat cow sheet
Than cheat to win
Like the fatass convicted felon
20. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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PC you give morons a bad name. racism has no place here. If you do not like him because he is a democrat that is fine. but what does skin color have to do with this?
21. Posted by pumped_cobra Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT
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"PC you give morons a bad name. racism has no place here. If you do not like him because he is a democrat that is fine. but what does skin color have to do with this?"
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Racism? Bwahahahaha.
We'll see how you feel about him in 2-4 years.
22. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT
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#24
"I'm coming out today"
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Well its about time PC! Congrats... we'll stand behind you... cuz standing in front could hurt
23. Posted by howboutdemSaints-mp Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT
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Man PC you sure did have a long CaC but not once mentioned about Cuz and Jack. Think you can give us something on subject of the pic and not just ranting.
24. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT
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if i didn't have enough of a reason to hate Curl before, i do now. thanks Busbee. Curl, put your freaking hat on right, we are not shooting your rap video, dawg