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Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Not so tough outside of a car, are ya, Kyle?

By Jay Busbee

It's kinda turned into Kyle Busch Day today here, but so what. That happens sometimes. Anyway, here's a lovely shot of Kyle and Joey Logano going up against Chris Jericho and Big Show. Sadly, there was no actual wrestler-on-driver violence. Ah, well. I'm sure you've got plenty of ideas for what could have been said while the mikes were off.

After the jump, Kasey Kahne's crew goes digging.

JJ:
Not even NASCAR can escape the culture while in California, as rival pit-crews, confused by the colors of their fire suits, assume the bloods vs. crips mentality and begin tagging their home turf.

Go Chargers:
Come on, the damn bets are down! Just throw the dice!

Eclair:
A little bit softer now,
Shout!
A little bit softer now,
Shout!
A little bit louder now,
Shout!......

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  1. DanielZ
    1. Posted by DanielZ Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:17 pm EDT

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    Wrestler: What you guys do isn't even a sport
    Kyle: Give me a f**king break!
  2. Robert C
    2. Posted by Robert C Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:25 pm EDT

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    Kyle: "I am the best driver in the world".
    Big Show: "NO! I am the best driver in the world, PILE DRIVER!"
  3. InFisherWeTrust
    3. Posted by InFisherWeTrust Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:30 pm EDT

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    people still watch wrestling? interesting.
  4. art_tidesco
    4. Posted by art_tidesco Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:42 pm EDT

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    Small wrestler 'My friend is bigger than yours and my trophy is bigger than yours ?'
    Kyle 'I am so so sorry can we leave now'
  5. Phoenix H
    5. Posted by Phoenix H Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:06 pm EDT

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    CJ: The difference here is that I have a cup and you don't!
  6. Richard T
    6. Posted by Richard T Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:08 pm EDT

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    The difference here is 2 of these guys are in a sport where outcomes are predetermined, the other 2 are in the WWE(sorry was channeling Pumped Cobra for some reason).
  7. philspain90
    7. Posted by philspain90 Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:11 pm EDT

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    Wrestler: "Never seen a championship like this before, have you Kyle? Oh wait, that's right! You choked in the chase last year."
    Kyle: "You have a very valid point, me and Rasin bread here shall be leaving now."
  8. Jim T.
    8. Posted by Jim T. Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:19 pm EDT

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    Wrestler- Steve Addington said he promised you a Cup. He asked us to put it where your gynecologist will have a hard time finding it. Big Show insist wrong hole is right for you a hole.
  9. Frevic
    9. Posted by Frevic Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    Kyle to Chris, I'ss take that trophy, turn it sideways, and stick it up your candy azz
  10. Frevic
    10. Posted by Frevic Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:28 pm EDT

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    +should have been I'll, I am a typing genius, lol, but didn't know big show was still around, and damn, Chris Jericho has really balooned up since the days of stephanie, of which I miss the hell out of
  11. Carol
    11. Posted by Carol Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:32 pm EDT

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    Logano: "Guys, guys! Hang on a sec. I want to see if that trophy will fit over Big Show's head!"
  12. Hitman
    12. Posted by Hitman Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:35 pm EDT

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    A perfect match- fake wrestlers and car drivers who think they are athletes. It is a toss up as to which is the most pathetic.
  13. Frevic
    13. Posted by Frevic Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:25 pm EDT

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    Hitman, just put you with them, and they will have an azzhole pretending to be someone, funny good stuff, let it be
  14. miss priss
    14. Posted by miss priss Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    Wrestler - psst you got a booger showing. Which one are you anyway?
  15. Frevic
    15. Posted by Frevic Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:46 pm EDT

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    Hello Missy, whats up
  16. Mike C
    16. Posted by Mike C Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    and IIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeeeIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always... love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  17. JonathanD
    17. Posted by JonathanD Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:34 pm EDT

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    Kyle: "I will give you and the big guy all you can eat M&Ms for a year, if, IF, you don't beat me and Joey up and you also let me see if I can smash that trophy!! What do you say, please???"
  18. Mister F
    18. Posted by Mister F Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:41 pm EDT

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    Kyle: Joey says "Big Show wouldn't win a bodybuilding contest for best abs ... he'd win for most abs."
  19. Doug C
    19. Posted by Doug C Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:15 pm EDT

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    I can't believe you asked if we are a couple considering what you two are wearing.
  20. Furiousd
    20. Posted by Furiousd Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    KB: Brian France wanted me to thank Vince McMahon for his "debris caution" idea.
  21. SportsFan
    21. Posted by SportsFan Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:37 pm EDT

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    Kyle: First we have to discuss the rules.
    Chris: Rules? There ain't no stinkin' rules.
  22. SportsFan
    22. Posted by SportsFan Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    Kyle: Look, I said I'm sorry. I didn't know the guitar maker was a friend of yours.
  23. Kim
    23. Posted by Kim Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:26 pm EDT

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    Kyle: "I'm from Las Vegas and we've got drag queens that look better than you guys!"
    Joey thinking: "He so went there. I'm sooooo gone."
  24. razz
    24. Posted by razz Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:58 pm EDT

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    Kyle: "If you're the leader then tell me why the big guy has you carrying his spittoon?"
  25. razz
    25. Posted by razz Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:00 am EDT

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    Jericho: "...and I'm telling you once more wrestling was first with rubbing not racing!"

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