From the Marbles - NASCAR

Scott Speed and Brian Vickers discuss ... what? I've got ideas, but I'm sure you've got more. Have at it, friends.

After the jump, David Pearson and Greg Biffle discuss the finer points of Darlington.

Dick Smothers:
"Damn, Pearson, I'm gonna ask for Listerine to sponsor you!"

Rise With Us:
"Listen, you little punk! I don't care if you don't have real blinkers! You still could have used a hand signal or something!"

Steel Chariots:
Pearson: "Greg, I thought we agreed that you would wear the Lamont shirt. Now I look like tha big dummy."

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  1. JustinB
    1. Posted by JustinB Mon May 11, 2009 5:15 pm EDT

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    Just a little shake and bake.
  2. txMOM67
    2. Posted by txMOM67 Mon May 11, 2009 5:16 pm EDT

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    Is he really counting to five again? His parents must be so proud. He's the first in his family who has done that....
  3. April O
    3. Posted by April O Mon May 11, 2009 5:17 pm EDT

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    VRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMM is he saying I once had girl this tall????
  4. Reds24
    4. Posted by Reds24 Mon May 11, 2009 5:27 pm EDT

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    Scoot - So I told Jeff that you have to be THIS TALL to ride the rides...
  5. Richard T
    5. Posted by Richard T Mon May 11, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    So, Dietrich throws Nemecheck $10 and all of a sudden I've got a ride tommorow.
  6. Gary
    6. Posted by Gary Mon May 11, 2009 5:39 pm EDT

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    If i had Jeff Gordons head right here, what would you do to him from where your standing?
  7. FarmerJ
    7. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:50 pm EDT

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    Dude, our beards are at this level, while Redbeard is still way up here
  8. FarmerJ
    8. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:50 pm EDT

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    And after she paints your fingernails, you put them out there like this and she blows
  9. Kim
    9. Posted by Kim Mon May 11, 2009 5:51 pm EDT

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    Brian Vickers: "Dude, I keep telling you...Nascar drivers DON'T have French manicures."
  10. FarmerJ
    10. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:51 pm EDT

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    Keep it real shizzle
    I'm not playing your stupid patty cake game Scoot
  11. FarmerJ
    11. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:51 pm EDT

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    And when you meet him, present your hand like this for a kiss
  12. FarmerJ
    12. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:52 pm EDT

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    And Jacko is trying to pawn this kid off on me saying he was of age, HE WAS THIS FREAKING TALL
  13. gaborik10m
    13. Posted by gaborik10m Mon May 11, 2009 5:52 pm EDT

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    I'm gonna be a DJ, dude! Spinning vinyl is my passion. Wiki Wiki Wiki!
  14. FarmerJ
    14. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:53 pm EDT

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    Maybe if we rub our matching beards together, we can charge the flux capacitor to at least this much and go back in time and defeat Jimbot before they cyborg his ass
  15. FarmerJ
    15. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:55 pm EDT

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    geez Brian, it's high five, low five, in the middle, chest bump. How many times you gonna leave me hanging, dawg?
  16. FarmerJ
    16. Posted by FarmerJ Mon May 11, 2009 5:57 pm EDT

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    "Dude, I swear I had a b**** this big last night"
    (Actual Scoot Speed quote, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WePGY5-Plcs )
  17. thebigboowah
    17. Posted by thebigboowah Mon May 11, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    Dude, I think you can add another advertisement...righhhhhtttttt...here!!
  18. brinirmess
    18. Posted by brinirmess Mon May 11, 2009 6:41 pm EDT

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    NaNaNaNooo
  19. Gators #1 Nuff Said
    19. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Mon May 11, 2009 6:51 pm EDT

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    And I was talkin to Jeff and dude he is really just this tall.
  20. Eclair
    20. Posted by Eclair Mon May 11, 2009 6:53 pm EDT

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    Scoot: "If she liked it then she should've put a ring on it."
    Brian: "Damn straight, girlfriend!!!... Umm.... We are talking about a FINGER ring, right?"
  21. Freddy Fox
    21. Posted by Freddy Fox Mon May 11, 2009 6:58 pm EDT

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    "wiki wiki wiki, scratch scratch....what no beat-boxing allowed at NASCAR?"
  22. radicalbender
    22. Posted by radicalbender Mon May 11, 2009 7:07 pm EDT

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    Dude, I'm telling you, Jason Leffler really is like…THIS…SHORT.
  23. Eclair
    23. Posted by Eclair Mon May 11, 2009 7:21 pm EDT

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    Scoot: "Well, Vicky, I'll tell you. Surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
  24. Eclair
    24. Posted by Eclair Mon May 11, 2009 7:24 pm EDT

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    Scoot: "Righteous! We both look like Junior, but don't have the overrated reputation or evil step-mom to deal with."
  25. robert b
    25. Posted by robert b Mon May 11, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    So I'm riding along in like 40th place and the next thing i know Waltrip is right in my quarterpanel and im headed for the fence just like this.......

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