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Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:02 pm EDT

Create-a-caption: Mike Skinner feels the heat

By Jay Busbee

Hot-cha! What might Mike Skinner (or those around him, whatever) be saying/thinking/praying at this moment?

After the jump, gettin' it on with Jamie McMurray and Anna Kournikova.

Most people's minds only went in one direction with this one ...

Winner, swickster:
"After Juan Pablo yelled a stream of Spanish expletives at him out the window, he decided to ask someone who hears a lot of dirty Spanish words what they meant."

First runner-up, razz:
"Yes, we could be relatives. You might be a Kournikova too. It means 'one with no talent' in Russian."

Second runner-up, james b:
"YOU GRAB IT AND I'LL SLAP YOU!!!"

Third runner-up (I'm feeling generous), BlackFlaggedOnline:
Jamie McMurray Joins Anna Kournikova On The Tennis Court To Hit Some Balls, Kournikova Wishes McMurray Had Some To Hit.

Nice job, folks!

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  1. CamShaft
    1. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    They said I had to drive this car like there was a fire under my butt, I thought they were just kiddin
  2. CamShaft
    2. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    This will make sure that no one drafts me (hehehe)
  3. razz
    3. Posted by razz Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    "Wow, flame on! That's what I'm talking about! I like this fuel additive we got from Michael Waldrip!"
  4. Wolfie
    4. Posted by Wolfie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    That was some chili!
  5. Swickster
    5. Posted by Swickster Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:32 pm EDT

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    1) Mike Skinner flame broils some Rocky Mountain Oysters.
    2) You know NASCAR has become more show than sport when Buster Poindexter's song "Hot Hot Hot" was conveniently choreographed over the loudspeakers to the on track action.
    3) F-R-E-E that spells Free
    CreditReport.com baby,
    Saw their ads on my TV
    Thought about goin' but was too lazy....
  6. Holliewood
    6. Posted by Holliewood Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:20 pm EDT

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    beans beans good for your heart
  7. RichardL
    7. Posted by RichardL Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:16 pm EDT

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    I say, 007, quit playing with the dash switches and pay attention.
  8. baller13zg
    8. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    This should clean up that dang oil spill... *chuckles*
  9. Chris
    9. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    I'm never eating Mexican food again! This is the third time this week.
  10. AKWEGRL
    10. Posted by AKWEGRL Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:56 pm EDT

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    you're the one who ate my burrito, you can't deny it
  11. Grant
    11. Posted by Grant Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    "Horray, another top 40! And I'll be back in the trailer in time to watch SpongeBob Squarepants!"
  12. Grant
    12. Posted by Grant Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    "Atomic Batteries to power...Oh, no!... We have to stop using these spare parts from the BatMobile."
  13. Grant
    13. Posted by Grant Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    "Atomic Batteries to power...Oh, no!... We have to stop using these spare parts from the BatMobile."
  14. AKWEGRL
    14. Posted by AKWEGRL Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:56 pm EDT

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    the race is on and here comes jaimie, can you see him? he's trying to be second last!!!!
  15. baller13zg
    15. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    feel the burn, baby, feel the burn!
  16. RACEFAN
    16. Posted by RACEFAN Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    Well AJ, It look's like It's going to be longer than 4 races to get this car right. Get the fire extinguisher ready and get me a cold beer, I'm coming in.
  17. razz
    17. Posted by razz Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    "They told me this was the #1 reason to not spin my tires on the restart".
  18. CHERYL O
    18. Posted by CHERYL O Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    The closest I'll ever get to burnen up the track !!!!!

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