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Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:17 pm EST

Create-a-caption: Kyle Busch is as happy as a little girl

By Jay Busbee

I don't even want to begin to speculate on what's happening here between Kyle Busch and Kevin Harvick. That, friends, is your job. Enjoy.

After the jump, Tony Stewart goes fishin'.

Randy:
WILDEST KINGDOM
Moments later...
A stunned and horrified Tony, and Sunglasses Guy watch helplessly as Jim (in black shirt) dives headlong off of the bow to wrestle with a 14' hammerhead. Perkins reassures them, "Not to worry fellas...that shark is obviously a female, and we all know how good Jim is with the ladies."

Rick C:
NOOOO Mr. Ranger sir, we don't have any beer or open containers.

Empress:
Poor Tony....he is reduced to catching his dinner.

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  1. Robert C
    1. Posted by Robert C Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:30 pm EST

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    Kyle decides to mock Danica's future reaction to losing in Nascar..."Well, pretty little me, I just didn't see the wall". Little did he know Danica, who was visiting the track that day, was standing near by. She came over and punched Kyle in the face, "I am not a girl!".
  2. Frevic
    2. Posted by Frevic Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:42 pm EST

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    Kyle to Kevin, Kevin, I paid Sam some good dough to wreck Johnson
  3. Chris
    3. Posted by Chris Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:53 pm EST

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    Stop putting the winner of the world series of poker champion on your front page before it is broadcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    every year it ruins it for millions of fans who want to watch the suspense filled final table. it's like telling everyone how a cliffhanger tv show ends. i am so mad right now...again...i could hit whichever of your editors approved this!
  4. bajamilton
    4. Posted by bajamilton Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:59 pm EST

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    Kyle - I'm so pretty oh so pretty......
    kevin - Oh man their gettin every bit of this on camera...
  5. bajamilton
    5. Posted by bajamilton Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:00 pm EST

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    Kyle - I'm so pretty oh so pretty......
    kevin - Oh man their gettin every bit of this on camera...
  6. Snowbaby
    6. Posted by Snowbaby Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:02 pm EST

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    Kyle does his best Shirley Temple impression and busts out a rousing rendition of Good Ship Lollipop.
  7. bajamilton
    7. Posted by bajamilton Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:02 pm EST

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    DAMN YAHOO!!! Sorry for the double
  8. Jim T.
    8. Posted by Jim T. Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:03 pm EST

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    Stop it Kevin. I only did that one time and I was drunk
  9. Simon M
    9. Posted by Simon M Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:05 pm EST

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    During a s private moment, Harvick and Schrub decide to re-enact their favourite scene from Anger Management.
    Harvick: Pom, pom, pommmm. Pom, pom, pommm.
    Rowdy: I feel pretty...oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty......and gaaaay. And I pity any girl who isn't me..today.
    Harvick: La la la la laaa la la. La la laaaa la la.
    Moments later Carl Edwards drives by and yells "Move your ass dip [profane]!!".
  10. campaignhack
    10. Posted by campaignhack Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:13 pm EST

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    Kevin Harvick shows Shrub how he got the nickname "Happy Harvick"
  11. Carol
    11. Posted by Carol Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:19 pm EST

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    Hi Baja! Are you still here?
  12. Carol
    12. Posted by Carol Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:21 pm EST

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    Oh, yeah...
    Shrub: "Kevin, I just love that little dimple you have, right...here!"
  13. brinirmess
    13. Posted by brinirmess Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:27 pm EST

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    Lmjo!
  14. buis g
    14. Posted by buis g Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:14 pm EST

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    18. NASCAR sucks
    33. Yup. Let's go make babies with our cousins.
  15. Helen or Rigby
    15. Posted by Helen or Rigby Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:24 pm EST

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    Harvick creams his shorts as Kyle points to where Joonyer splooged on his face during their raucous, forbidden man-on-man love session.
  16. Furiousd
    16. Posted by Furiousd Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:55 pm EST

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    Kyle doing his best Mr. Slave: Ohhhhhh Jesus Christ.
  17. Go Chargers
    17. Posted by Go Chargers Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:59 pm EST

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    The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
  18. Kim
    18. Posted by Kim Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:08 pm EST

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    Kevin: "Guys...call 911. I think D00D got into Methfield's stash."
  19. Mister F
    19. Posted by Mister F Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:46 pm EST

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    Kyle Snickers: Remember when you bumped me in Atlanta and I said "Hey, you got peanut butter on my M&Ms"?
    Kevin, being a Jolly Rancher: Oh yeah, what a (Almond) Joy. You didn't look happy so I blew you some (Hershey's) Kisses.
    Kyle: Hee hee...Yeah, you just wait! I'll get even. I'm gonna stick a Butterfinger up you Milky Way.
    Kevin: All this sweet talk is giving me the munchies. Wouldn't it be cool if Hershey sponsored the cup series.
    Kyle: Oh no, not the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup series. That's not right.
  20. tecumtha007
    20. Posted by tecumtha007 Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:09 am EST

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    Kyle: If your happy and you know it clap your hands........
  21. Dagblastit
    21. Posted by Dagblastit Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:34 am EST

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    I'm a little teapot short and stout, or would you rather here the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout?
  22. Randy
    22. Posted by Randy Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:55 am EST

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    "D00D Looks Like A Lady"
  23. CHARLEY D
    23. Posted by CHARLEY D Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:07 am EST

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    That picture looks like Kyle telling Kevin "Now that is the way to win" and "That is the way I do it, when you let me" or "When I just push my way through, WATCH OUT HERE I COME, OH WELL WHO CARES, IT IS A KYLE DAY"
  24. Rick C
    24. Posted by Rick C Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:01 am EST

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    KEV V V V V Y, are you thinking with your dipstick?
  25. Rick C
    25. Posted by Rick C Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:09 am EST

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    Come and give me a lil' kissypoo , right here.

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