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Hmmm. What could Martin Truex Jr. and Kevin Costner be discussing? The finer points of Kevin's sterling surf-stud Robin Hood performance? How 3000 Miles To Graceland could start so amazingly well and turn into such an eye-gouging crapfest? Whether women really do get woolly? You tell me.

After the jump, Kyle Busch busts out the new-skool flava, yo.

Winner and the best of the gang-sign meme was nixiechick:
Hey, Kyle? Knowing the gang sign for M&Ms doesn't lend to your street cred.

Runner-up, Tammy:
As much as I like Kyle, I don't think I want him to win more than 10 races. No one wants to see what he'll pull out to identify 11+.

Runner-up, WTON_JOHN:
BREAKING NEWS FLASH: "Kyle Busch Gunned Down in Victory Lane After Flashing Die Hard Battery Gang Signs in Interstate Batteries Uniform"

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  1. CamShaft
    1. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    The Bass on Truex's uniform remembers WaterWorld too.
  2. Reds24
    2. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    Martin: "Are you my Daddy?"
  3. baller13zg
    3. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    Martin Truex follows up his "I like girls who like girls" T-Shirt with a reverse-T-shirt behavioral pattern.
  4. CamShaft
    4. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    Costner to Truex : "You wanna be my caddy in the next Tin Cup?"
  5. CamShaft
    5. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    Don't make me turn into Mr. Brooks on you!!
  6. mifan
    6. Posted by mifan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    MT jr: "If this guys me Meat one more time I am going to hit him."
  7. mifan
    7. Posted by mifan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    Reason #56 to leave DEI: 150 point penalty at Daytona
    Final straw to leave DEI: Cheesey photo op with has been movie star
  8. CamShaft
    8. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    The ugliest fish ever caught from Lake Lloyd.
  9. CamShaft
    9. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    Swing Vote = No Vote
  10. baller13zg
    10. Posted by baller13zg Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    "Look at those graphics..."
  11. Honey Bunny
    11. Posted by Honey Bunny Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    Martin Truex, Jr.: “You had me at ‘hello’.”
    Kevin Costner: “Um, Martin. I’m not Tom Cruise.”
    Martin Truex, Jr.: “Oh, all you washed up actors look alike.”
  12. Honey Bunny
    12. Posted by Honey Bunny Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    And, the Oscar for Best Actor in a sports film goes to Martin Truex, Jr.
  13. Grant
    13. Posted by Grant Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    Costner - Yes, I researching a NASCAR movie. I was going to make another baseball movie but after Bull Durham, Field of Dreams and For Love of the Game the writers couldn't come up with any more baseball cliches. Can I you you do your back flip now?
    Truex Jr. - That's Carl Edwards, not me.
    Costner - Oh...well where is he then.
  14. WTON_JOHN
    14. Posted by WTON_JOHN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    It looks like mediocrity found it's next two poster-boys.
  15. Spartacus
    15. Posted by Spartacus Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    Junior, I'm looking to make a movie about you and your dad.
    Really Kevin?
    Please, call me Mister Costner. And Of course! I loved to watch Dale when he was alive!
    ... Wrong Junior.
  16. Spartacus
    16. Posted by Spartacus Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:43 pm EDT

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    Kevin - So, the film is supposed to be appocolypictic, after the death of the most important man in the world, how the evil queen takes over and ruins the world, and how even his son shuns his step-mother and his father's legacy. It's about a man who survives all this and still has hope he may win, even though it's against all odds. I figure you're the perfect person to follow.
    Martin to himself - Just keep smiling.
  17. kinggeorge
    17. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    That Delana sure is a hotty!
  18. kinggeorge
    18. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    Crewman in back thinking: "I wonder why they're looking at McMurray like that?"
  19. Reds24
    19. Posted by Reds24 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:35 pm EDT

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    MT Jr - Kevin, did you see Harvick's wife in that firesuit? nice, huh?
    Kevin - yeah, it was alright, but seriously... check out Jeff in HIS firesuit. wow
  20. kinggeorge
    20. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    Kevin: "I hear you like to go fishing Martin, do you want to go out on my new boat and catch some tuna?"
    Martin: "Gee Kev I dunno, that Waterworld set sank like a '57 Edsel with a trunk full of bricks, would I get to wear some blow-up floaties on my arms?"
  21. mifan
    21. Posted by mifan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    KG on fire!
  22. mifan
    22. Posted by mifan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    Kevin: "Is that Jack Roush?"
    Jr: "Yup"
    Kevin:"What is he doing to that guy behind the port-a-potty?"
    Jr. "You mean McMurray? That is the Roush version of "Slam Drafting""
  23. EMTnoodle
    23. Posted by EMTnoodle Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    "Sure Kevin. I don't think Delana Harvick would realize it was you instead of Kevin Harvick...."
  24. kinggeorge
    24. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    #16 WTON_JOHN----That's so on the money it's almost sad.

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