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Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:22 am EDT

Create-a-caption: Hey, fella! Drop the jack and walk away!

By Jay Busbee

What the heck is Bobby Labonte doing here? Awful suspicious look on your face, Bobby. Take us inside his head.

(Thanks to both Carol and kinggeorge, who each sent me this same pic.)

After the jump, Jimmie Johnson gets his inner Joe Perry on.

A lot of jokes this round that would ensure we never get Jimmie on the site again ...

Winner, Kim T:
Chandra is hoping that no one realizes that she has a portrait in the attic that ages instead of her and that she was actually one of the models in Robert Palmer's video for Addicted to Love.

Runner-up, wolfmancan:
Jimmy looks pretty good here. But Steven Tyler looks tired.

Runner-up, Dick Smothers:
Dude in the back: "Man, I could totally whip Jimmie Johnson's a$$ at Guitar Hero."

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  1. kinggeorge
    1. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    I gave up driving for the Wicked Witch of the West for this?
  2. MarKn
    2. Posted by MarKn Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    Man with this new contract I have to do everything.
  3. mifan
    3. Posted by mifan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    "Come on D00D. Just two more steps, I drop the jack, and car rolls over the D00D. Then I can get back into the #18 car."
  4. Wolfie
    4. Posted by Wolfie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    If they don't hurry up, I'm gonna pee my pants!
  5. hugsx5
    5. Posted by hugsx5 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    Someone had better throw me a bone in that 'Greatest NASCAR Season' blog, or things are gonna start getting uglier than Kyle Busch in Victory Lane around here.....
  6. mifan
    6. Posted by mifan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    bone
  7. The Pest
    7. Posted by The Pest Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Hey Tony Stewart see this is what is called team work. You should try it sometime.
  8. kinggeorge
    8. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    How much longer do you want me to watch this jack? It's been two hours now and it hasn't done a thing.
  9. kinggeorge
    9. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    All this work is making me hungry, I should've had my Wheaties this morning.
  10. WTON_JOHN
    10. Posted by WTON_JOHN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    And now here's a clip from Bobby Labonte's new adult film entitled "The Jack-man Cometh".
  11. CrackerJack
    11. Posted by CrackerJack Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    How many pumps of the jack does it take 'til the milk jug busts so I can eat my Cheerios? Let's see, one, two...ooo boy...
  12. kinggeorge
    12. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    Those guys better bring me back a Big Mac and fries from Micky D's or I'm not babysitting their jack any more.
  13. kinggeorge
    13. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    I guess I should have read the fine print of my contract a little better.
  14. Beer Is My Anti-Drug
    14. Posted by Beer Is My Anti-Drug Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    I bet if I woulda went to RCR I wouldn't have to be my own pit crew.
  15. Beer Is My Anti-Drug
    15. Posted by Beer Is My Anti-Drug Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    After watching Talladega Nights, Richard Petty decided to take Bobby Labonte out and put in the jackman in an effort to put the 43 car in victory lane.
  16. CrackerJack
    16. Posted by CrackerJack Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    BL: Is that Jay Busbee behind the air tank
  17. EMTnoodle
    17. Posted by EMTnoodle Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    "Come on guys!!!! I gotta pee!!!!"
  18. EMTnoodle
    18. Posted by EMTnoodle Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille."
  19. EMTnoodle
    19. Posted by EMTnoodle Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    Here we watch as Bobby Labonte anxiously awaits the arrival of his crew. Little does he know, however, that due to budget cuts at Petty Enterprises, he's now stuck doing it all.
  20. MarKn
    20. Posted by MarKn Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    Now what happens if I turn this thingy here.
  21. kinggeorge
    21. Posted by kinggeorge Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    If I didn't have to hold this car up I'd take that camera and....well lets just say you wouldn't need a proctologist to take x-rays to check for colon cancer, you'd have your own slide show.
  22. CrackerJack
    22. Posted by CrackerJack Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    Looks like someone pissed in Bobby's Cheerios
  23. CrackerJack
    23. Posted by CrackerJack Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:51 pm EDT

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    Picture...the highest paid jackman...welcome to NASCAR...land of opportunity....yes, even for you!
  24. CamShaft
    24. Posted by CamShaft Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    "Awh!, C'mon guys, you said you would bring me an ice cream if I held this thing here, where you at?"
    "Next time, Kyle holds the car and I get the ice cream"
  25. bk_gallery
    25. Posted by bk_gallery Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    "... and the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round ..."

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