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Okay, folks, you've got to bring some game to this one. Yogi Berra and Jimmie Johnson. Visit this site (or many others) for suggestions on appropriae Yogi-isms.

And remember, if people don't want to come to NASCAR races, nobody's going to stop 'em.

After the jump, Kyle Busch is feeling left out.

kinggeorge:
Little does Kyle know that Brad Keselowki, at the other end of the table, is punking him by handing out $20 bills to have fans refuse his autographed pictures.

Candace G:
To My Biggest Fan Kyle: You're the coolest, sexiest, most awesome driver ever, don't let anyone tell you different, Love Always, Kyle *sob*

Snowbaby:
Kyle chokes back the tears as he signs pictures to himself, You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You, knowing full well this won't be the last time this happens.

Crane Poole and Schmidt:
Kyle's lack of popularity is a blessing in disguise, as it gives him time to catch up on his Pokemon trading card collection.

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  1. RICK C
    1. Posted by RICK C Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:43 pm EST

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    A quick chuckle after discussing, which one of them is the real," Octo-Dad ."
  2. Furiousd
    2. Posted by Furiousd Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:56 pm EST

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    JJ: "Yo"
    Yogi Berra: "Gi" *sigh*
  3. Carol
    3. Posted by Carol Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:12 pm EST

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    Madame Tussaud's called. They want their dummies back!
  4. howboutdemSaints-mp
    4. Posted by howboutdemSaints-mp Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:13 pm EST

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    ok to me this pic is creepy
  5. Reds24
    5. Posted by Reds24 Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:15 pm EST

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    JJ: Yogi, haven't you heard? I'm a "Top Athlete!"
    Yogi: bwahahahahaha (in a pumped_cobra fashion)
  6. Pluschy
    6. Posted by Pluschy Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:49 pm EST

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    JJ: What in the hell does 'keep drivin even when there's no road' mean?
  7. JJ
    7. Posted by JJ Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:10 pm EST

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    Yogi: "Wait! You're not a fan of the Red Sox? I thought that "Lowe's" on the hood of you car meant you were the president of the Mike Lowe's fan club???"
    JJ: "Uhm, Mr. Berra: I believe his name is Lowell."
    Yogi: “Hmm...this conversation is like deja-vu, all over again.”
  8. Hans Gruber
    8. Posted by Hans Gruber Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:30 pm EST

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    Yogi: This waxed Jimbot model is just as stoic as the real thing.
  9. kinggeorge
    9. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:09 pm EST

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    Don't be so happy 'bout winnin' that title Jimmie, if those other teams didn't make so many wrong mistakes you wouldn't have won if they'd beaten you.
  10. kinggeorge
    10. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:12 pm EST

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    Congratulations Jimmie, I knew that three in-a-row record would stand until it was beaten.
  11. kinggeorge
    11. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:19 pm EST

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    Ya know Jimmie, I always said that you winning a Championship was 90% mental and the other half was Chad.
  12. kinggeorge
    12. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:21 pm EST

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    Yogi, did you bring the picinic basket? I'm starving.
  13. kinggeorge
    13. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:25 pm EST

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    Did someone photoshop Carl's face on Jimmie? That is hideous!
  14. RICK C
    14. Posted by RICK C Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:46 pm EST

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    No kid, this isn't the," Nascar Hall of Fame."
    And No," I'm not Junior Johnson."
  15. NewYork
    15. Posted by NewYork Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:06 pm EST

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    Yogi - "Just 23 more championships, and we'll be all tied up, son."
  16. Snowbaby
    16. Posted by Snowbaby Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:36 pm EST

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    Did Jimmie start on the anorexic diet of Diet Coke and throwing up?
  17. kinggeorge
    17. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:57 pm EST

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    The Joker and Penguin take time off from overthrowing Gotham City to enjoy the history at the Baseball Hall Of Fame.
  18. kinggeorge
    18. Posted by kinggeorge Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:03 pm EST

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    Let me give you a piece of advice sonny... if you come to a fork in the road, take it.
    Mr. Yogi, we don't have forks in our roads, we just go round 'n round in circles.
  19. Gators #1 Nuff Said
    19. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:41 pm EST

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    Yogi: When 900 years old you will be, look this good you will not.
    JJ: Yes Master Yogi
    voice of late Dale Sr in background: Yogi the force is strong in this one.
    Yogi: But R2D2 has more personality
    Voice of C3PO: I am your father JJ
    JJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
    C3PO: Feel deep inside yourself JJ you know it is the truth.
    JJ: Dale Sr, Yogi why didn't you tell me, Dale you said C3PO killed my father.
  20. Kim
    20. Posted by Kim Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:04 pm EST

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    (I am going to look so funny tomorrow when I go to work with no butt since I just laughed my a$$ off!)
    Jimmie: Yogi, I feel like I spend most of my life driving in circles.
    Yogi: Jimmie, if you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.
  21. Kim
    21. Posted by Kim Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:09 pm EST

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    Yogi: You know, Jimmie, if you can't imitate Petty and Earnhardt, don't copy them.
  22. Dani
    22. Posted by Dani Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:29 pm EST

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    Life - "Before and After"
  23. Mister F
    23. Posted by Mister F Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:46 pm EST

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    Yogi: If you come to a fork in the road, pit.
    JJ: Hey, that's really good advice. I hear that Kurt Busch is looking for a new chief. Are you interested?
  24. Gators #1 Nuff Said
    24. Posted by Gators #1 Nuff Said Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:15 am EST

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    JJ: Yogi what is the secret to winning all your championships?
    Yogi: When all else fails try something else.
  25. RICK C
    25. Posted by RICK C Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:43 am EST

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    ( Laughing) yeah..Yogi. Got any more Jeff Gordon jokes?

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