Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:26 pm EST

Okay, folks, you've got to bring some game to this one. Yogi Berra and Jimmie Johnson. Visit this site (or many others) for suggestions on appropriae Yogi-isms.
And remember, if people don't want to come to NASCAR races, nobody's going to stop 'em.
After the jump, Kyle Busch is feeling left out.
kinggeorge:
Little does Kyle know that Brad Keselowki, at the other end of the
table, is punking him by handing out $20 bills to have fans refuse his
autographed pictures.
Candace G:
To My Biggest Fan Kyle: You're the coolest, sexiest, most awesome
driver ever, don't let anyone tell you different, Love Always, Kyle
*sob*
Snowbaby:
Kyle chokes back the tears as he signs pictures to himself, You're Good
Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You, knowing
full well this won't be the last time this happens.
Crane Poole and Schmidt:
Kyle's lack of popularity is a blessing in disguise, as it gives him time to catch up on his Pokemon trading card collection.
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Yogi Berra: "Gi" *sigh*
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Yogi: bwahahahahaha (in a pumped_cobra fashion)
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JJ: "Uhm, Mr. Berra: I believe his name is Lowell."
Yogi: “Hmm...this conversation is like deja-vu, all over again.”
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And No," I'm not Junior Johnson."
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Mr. Yogi, we don't have forks in our roads, we just go round 'n round in circles.
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JJ: Yes Master Yogi
voice of late Dale Sr in background: Yogi the force is strong in this one.
Yogi: But R2D2 has more personality
Voice of C3PO: I am your father JJ
JJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
C3PO: Feel deep inside yourself JJ you know it is the truth.
JJ: Dale Sr, Yogi why didn't you tell me, Dale you said C3PO killed my father.
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Jimmie: Yogi, I feel like I spend most of my life driving in circles.
Yogi: Jimmie, if you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.
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JJ: Hey, that's really good advice. I hear that Kurt Busch is looking for a new chief. Are you interested?
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Yogi: When all else fails try something else.
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