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‘Alas, poor Chad’: Jimmie Johnson gets Shakespearean at Bristol

Jimmie Johnson gets his inner Hamlet on with a monologue-worthy (and highly captionable) post. Your turn now to bring the infinite jest. Bonus points if you write your answer in iambic pentameter.

After the jump, more Jimmie, with a very accommodating female fan.

Create-a-caption: Jimmie Johnson navigates treacherous terrain

Bobcat:
Yikes, she's leaving JJ less room than KBush at Pocono.

Gary:
Chandra, not Chad, tells Jimmie to stay on the outside and stay away from the pits.

Kim:
Woman to JJ: "Can you get me Troy Aikman's autograph, Coach?"

Robinv:
"Looks like we're going two-wide with a lot of bouncing around...."

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