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Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:28 pm EST

War Machine for president!

By Maggie Hendricks

Apparently, the wave of Hope/Change that washed over most of America did not reach War Machine, the former fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver.

Yes, he wants a president who is truly one of THE PEOPLE, because a guy from the south side of Chicago who made all of his own money is not one of War Machine's people, apparently. Since War is one of THE PEOPLE, I think he'd make an excellent candidate. He will be old enough to run for president in 2016, so let's get it done. Start signing those petitions! Besides the crazy online ramblings, arrests and official name change to War Machine, I'm sure the American people won't mind having a president who hopes that our current commander-in-chief gets "smoked."

Thanks to Fightlinker, where you can read the complete post with dirty words, and no pink and flowers.  

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  1. me
    1. Posted by me Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:55 pm EDT

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    lol
  2. vudusup
    2. Posted by vudusup Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:38 pm EDT

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    Kimbo needs to come in and "smoke" this joker's earlobe.
    Gazzy Parman is the true "of the people"... person...
  3. Darrell S
    3. Posted by Darrell S Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    While I am not an Obama fan, to hope he gets smoked is a touch much. The man has a wife and two children. I have been involved in discussions about it, yes. But only because the reality of the situation, I would never wish that upon him, ever. I currently am married to a woman who has two children from a previous marriage where there father died in an ATV accident. And I wouldn't wish the hurt that they go through on any one.
  4. ruckaone
    4. Posted by ruckaone Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:55 pm EDT

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    wow.......we don't have to say a word.
  5. drewie123
    5. Posted by drewie123 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:50 pm EDT

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    This officially confirms my previous suspicion about War Machine being one of the most tasteless, ignorant and despicable human being to ever walk the face of earth.
    With all due respect to the rest of you, I would be ashamed for being an American after reading those words.
  6. jtakeo11
    6. Posted by jtakeo11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    Phew...I was going to freak out if you actually had kids of your own Darrell. Society should not allow people like you to reproduce.
  7. benny
    7. Posted by benny Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    jtakeo-thats low...even for you
  8. fightchica
    8. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    Psych ward anyone?
  9. xmptd
    9. Posted by xmptd Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    yes!!! WM for PRES!!
  10. fightchica
    10. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    You talkin' to me? post #13 not #14
    I'd doctor him a little somethin' retread.
  11. boxy55
    11. Posted by boxy55 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    Oh dear God!! Here we go with a racially charged blog!! I can't wait to see how NUTCRACKER manages to bring his boxing is better than MMA debate into this blog topic!!! As far as politics are concerned I think NUTCRACKER and JTAKEO11 would be great as SECRETARY OF STUPIDITY (if such an office could exist)!!! As far as war machine is concerned, I personally won't give him another thought as if he deserves any attention at all!!
  12. AdamG
    12. Posted by AdamG Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    No one ever accused War Machine of being the sharpest tool in the shed, just a tool. The irony is that if Obama were to "get smoked," you'd see more of his image and speeches.
    War Machine should stick to insulting the people who really deserve it, namely, children with terminal diseases.
  13. rf
    13. Posted by rf Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:31 pm EDT

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    I agree with war fighter tatoally it awesome go for for warfighter
  14. boxy55
    14. Posted by boxy55 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    Interesting point Mickey!!! The masses did not stand up for PRESIDENT BUSH when the very same remarks were made towards him now did they???!!!
  15. jtakeo11
    15. Posted by jtakeo11 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    benny, ican....what's so terrible about what i said?
  16. benny
    16. Posted by benny Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    RBUENDIA i tatoally agree with you and war fighter whoever this warfighter is???PLANK!!!!!!!!!
  17. mmafan
    17. Posted by mmafan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    "I agree with war fighter tatoally it awesome go for for warfighter"............RBUENDIA
    wow.
    How many things are wrong about the above statement?
    A) 2
    B) 3
    C)4
    D)4 and RBUENDIA us an idiot.
  18. fightchica
    18. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    jtakeo11 you were hitting below the belt.
    Offends the sensibilities of the man's worth.
  19. benny
    19. Posted by benny Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    jtakeo-its just not very nice to pick at someones social life....i mean fairplay to darrell(not alot of men would do what he has)to take another mans place and carry on deserves praise not slagging.those who have children will know what i mean.
  20. fightchica
    20. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    ruckaone I am in Canada, B.C. to be more precise if you need to know
    Bay area for you then means San Fransico kinda sorta. right?
    Good evening all
    Watch out for boxy55 she's swinging for the fences guys.
    Yo girl..... your man an MMA guy? is that why you defend so? Or is it just the natural inclination to rip nutcracker's "head" off? You two are alot alike. Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
  21. fightchica
    21. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    Cheers mate!
  22. Steven W
    22. Posted by Steven W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    cat fight goin on up in here.........my money's on chica, she's much more technical and will probably use good footwork to wear out boxy55 before coming in for the kill
  23. Steven W
    23. Posted by Steven W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    and who cares about war machine, i'll always remember his fight with jrock but that's about it.....everyone knows he's a dumbass and the dude can say whatever he wants can't he? i don't condone that kinda crap and someone should probably kick his a ss....but it's not gonna be any of you guys that's for sure. so say whatever you want war machine, it's your right and fukk anyone who says otherwise, just remember it'll all come back around kid.
  24. Ken Wilder
    24. Posted by Ken Wilder Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:50 pm EDT

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    Nothing wrong with War Machine, he said what he thought. Good for him.
  25. Karl A
    25. Posted by Karl A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    I didn't vote for Obama but I sincerely hope he doesn't get "smoked" for alot of reasons I won't mention here. He won, he's in, let's see where this all goes. Not much of a choice anyway.
    Boxy55 is in rare form today. For the record, I stood up for President Bush every time the situation warranted.

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