Rear-naked choke makes it a tough week for little fatties

The rear-naked choke should be treated like a fighter's lethal weapon. Matt Hughes learned his lesson years ago when a crooked cop tried to sue the former UFC champ after he asked him to apply the hold.

This week it was Randy Couture and Alan Belcher showing off their technique. Couture took one second to get the submission on the meaty-breasted Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show. Meanwhile, Belcher couldn't get the tap from his infant daughter.

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1. Posted by Boxingisforquitters Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:38 pm EDT
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That bottom pic is sooo cute.. Jesus, MMA really is classy.
Actually that is NOT Belcher in the bottom photo. That is heavyweight with ryan w in the choke. You go Boys!!!!!
2. Posted by Boxingisforquitters Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:01 pm EDT
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Wow, that Couture sure is impressive. Jesus Wankjob. If Couture was 100 years old like he is now and a boxer, you'd be trashing him every day. Isn't that how you refer to Mercer? Who is the same age as Couture?? I thought so.
Bias is your middle name Wankfield. Could you be any more kiss a$$?? isn't it embarrassing as a."Journalist" to be on your knees for the people you are supposed to cover with objectivity?? Bought and paid for stooges, Cofield, Iole and the other dude with the fantasy PPV and gate numbers. What is it? Metzger?? Meltzer??
3. Posted by Anton Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:06 pm EDT
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Very cute. Nice to see the baby has some patience. She must be an attrition warrior!
4. Posted by LuvBeavers Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:10 pm EDT
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If ryan w is the child in that bottom picture, his posted comments are now quite impressive.
5. Posted by Clint Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:17 pm EDT
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I wonder if Belcher got GSP (off the juice) to tap?
6. Posted by Jon R Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:19 pm EDT
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Now THAT is the Joe we all know and can't stand.
7. Posted by Rob R Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:22 pm EDT
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Is Belcher dropping to 155? If not, then why is he choking BJ Penn?
8. Posted by Mr Pasty Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:35 pm EDT
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Steve, great headline
9. Posted by Darrell S Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:39 pm EDT
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LOL Rob R, the baby does look like BJ. Belcher better take the baby for a blood test.
10. Posted by heavyWEIGHT Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:48 pm EDT
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Good to know im on your mind before I even post Joe, but weird to know that if that was me and ryan w in the pic, you thought it was cute. queer eye?
11. Posted by gary m Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:45 pm EDT
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Gee Steve,couldn't even come up with your own way to describe Norton? You are as original as white bread.
No talent hack!
12. Posted by snappy452 Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:59 pm EDT
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I actually dont think Norton would want to be described any other way.
13. Posted by thunderboltgreaseslapper Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:22 pm EDT
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Joe...you're wrong! Thats asswrestler with gayoff in the choke!
14. Posted by The Legend Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:32 pm EDT
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What happened at the end of the video?!?!?!?!? I fell asleep.
15. Posted by Boxingisforquitters Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:48 pm EDT
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Jon R.. Thank you very much. Just wanted to distinguish myself from that other Joe. He is so friggin polite and orderly in his posts.
Barry, Coutures' lobotomy will be complete when he fights Toney. If you think he is dull now.. Just wait.
16. Posted by Boxingisforquitters Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:50 pm EDT
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Cofield's jealous. He loves him some Couture and would love some autoasphyxiation at the hands of 'Captain America'... The DJ should probably check his shorts. Fanboys are a joke.
17. Posted by I Believe In Silvercles Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:37 pm EDT
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BJ the page-view machine. I put my money on the kid to choke Toney out in the first. That is *if* Toney doesn't chicken out. Boxing's fanboys are on the wrong blog.
18. Posted by jayyolf1 Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:45 pm EDT
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thunderdoltgreasysphincter - get off my nuts old man, go change ur depends diaper or something
19. Posted by Harold Howard Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:48 pm EDT
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Speaking of choking out, the smart money Says Toney never steps foot in the octagon and uses his recent publicity to get a boxing match.
20. Posted by mack C Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:25 am EDT
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urk...!!!!
21. Posted by davisbrosfight Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:38 am EDT
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i put my kids in RNC all the time. glad to see im not the only one. Belcher please crush Maia
22. Posted by Luze816 Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:09 am EDT
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Omg, love the Alan B. picture with his daughter.
23. Posted by RAY Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:58 am EDT
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In Russia, babies choke you! The vid is awesome!
24. Posted by Boxingisforquitters Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:33 am EDT
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Ahhhh the MMA fanboys are hoping Toney doesn't actually go through with this fight because if he knocks out Captain America it will be embarrassing for the 'sport' of MMA, and also for one of its most decorated champions. The fact that you fanboys are 'hoping' Toney will back out just shows me you are a bit nervous. Don't worry, it will be over quick. Couture never was very good at taking a punch, or getting out of the way of one for that matter. If Lesnar can catch him, Toney sure as sh$t can. Good nite Captain America. Maybe Joe Rogan with tears running down his wallet chain will run into the cage and pick up Captain A, cuddle him and tell him he is his "hero"...
25. Posted by AdamG Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:31 pm EDT
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I hope the Toney/Couture fight is competitive. I really could care less who wins, but I'm betting on Couture. I can't see this getting to round 2 unless Randy wins round 1 and for some reason can't finish the fight. Couture will get KO'd or Toney will get choked out.
Couture isn't going to win another belt and Toney (if he wins) could always fight again in MMA. A quick win by either won't say much about the boxing v. MMA debate. No matter who wins, the defenders of their respective sports will say the loser is over the hill or that it was a fluke. If James Toney were fighting someone like Junior Dos Santos or Cain Velasquez, I don't think the pre-fight speculation would be the same at all.
I don't think Dana would have signed him if Toney was using the preparation for an MMA match to sell a boxing fight. What would a no show say to the boxing world?