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Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:04 pm EDT

MMA Marketplace: Kimbo doll (gold chain included!)

By Maggie Hendricks

I'm one of those annoying people who starts holiday shopping early, and I usually have it wrapped up by Thanksgiving. When perusing eBay with my brother's present in mind, I came across this gem:

Yes, you can own a one-of-a-kind Kimbo Slice figurine! It's bendy. It's life-like. Best of all, it comes with the pimp-fist chain! The listing does not specify if it has ear-busting-action, but you can use it to practice ground and pound. Don't worry, no matter how much you punch him in the head, the ref won't stop the fight.

Photo via eBay seller Chuteboxgod

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  1. chano
    1. Posted by chano Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:02 pm EDT

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    WOW alittle slim don't you think? I have seen figurine's on http://www.toywiz.com/worldmmachampsset1.html and those UFC fighter are buffer than him even TITO ORTIZ!
  2. Nutcracker
    2. Posted by Nutcracker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Uh OH.. Maggie. Just when I thought you would spell us all a bit of fresh Cofieldless air, you are hitting on the humor/Slice thing.. That is Cofields domain. You know, fluff journalism and all that good stuff. Mags, dont go over to the dark side. You were doing so good. We dont need another UFC sycophant journalist with blinders on.. Cofield gives us mega doses of that already.. Keep it real Mags.............
  3. Maggie Hendricks
    3. Posted by Maggie Hendricks Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:23 pm EDT

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    If I were a UFC sycophant, why would I be writing about an Elite XC fighter? Just wondering ...
  4. JAMES C
    4. Posted by JAMES C Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT

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    whats up with all the doll blogs? first it was joe"that guy's bjj is SICK" rogan and now kimbo"please don't break my leg" slice. ok,i understand that this is JUST a blog-not what most would consider "real journalism " but this ain't the toy section at wal-mart either.
    please give us something more worthwhile to comment on the dolls and phil baroni.
    thank you very much. your cooperation is greatly appreciated!
  5. o
    5. Posted by o Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:43 pm EDT

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    ...also comes with blunt papers and a nickel bag of weed
  6. sharebear
    6. Posted by sharebear Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:16 pm EDT

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    maggie, I love that you actually blog with the people. Rock on!!!!!!
  7. Nutcracker
    7. Posted by Nutcracker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Maggie. surely you can't ignore the digs you give Slice in your blog piece about ground and pound and no ref stoppage. I get it. You ARE writing about an XC fighter. And in such a positive light. As if Slice is a joke?? I dont like Slice the fighter as many other people posting on here. But if you haven't noticed, your partner in Journalism Mr. Cofield takes shots at any and all things non UFC. This includes other contact sports outside of MMA.. So I was just hoping you would spare us the under hand digs, and keep posting interesting articles that spark good debate. Cofield is already carrying the bottom tier journalist banner.. Don't ruin your rep and join him.. You were doing so well....... What's next? Are you going to fall all over yourself and tell us how much Dana White bench presses? (One of Cofield's favorite topics). So if you are still wondering, I hope that answers your question.........
  8. Steven W
    8. Posted by Steven W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    Maggie, HolidayinCambodia is an eliteist and feels the need to let everybody know how much better him and his opinion are....personally I'm diggin the Kimbo blog as long as it knocks him at least a little. Practice GnP...lol...brilliant!
  9. Nutcracker
    9. Posted by Nutcracker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Steven W.. I am sure Maggie loves having such a well spoken person like you sticking up for her. i am being facetious of course. With friends like you, who needs enemies? Revisit 6th grade grammar and throw on spell check dingle berry...
  10. depaul_fan
    10. Posted by depaul_fan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:41 pm EDT

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    I also hear they sell the backyard set and the Chico doll separately! Act now and you'll get the shaky video camera complete with sound bites like "I gotta make me some bread" "You done bro?" and of course "OOOOHHHH DAMN!!!!"
  11. Betty Boop
    11. Posted by Betty Boop Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    I thought the article was witty enough. The doll looks poorly made though.
  12. Steven W
    12. Posted by Steven W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    keep it civil? hell no, you're a bipolar a$$clown
    you tell me to throw on spell check then call me a dingle berry and when i fire back you say now now be civil? my girlfriend acts like that once a month my friend, if i didn't appreciate the dead kennedy's so much i'd love to armbar you.
    like i said...elitist (good enough spelling for you oh great god of insight?)
  13. Nutcracker
    13. Posted by Nutcracker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    * we're....
  14. Todd
    14. Posted by Todd Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    I cannot believe that someone can look at a blog clearly written for laughs and use it to call someone a sycophant. Is the pole up your backside causing your nose to tilt towards the sky; or are you just a loser? Get a sense of humor, and lose your sense of entitlement.
  15. Peacock
    15. Posted by Peacock Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    God you losers can fight over anything. It was a funny article. Just laugh
  16. Steven W
    16. Posted by Steven W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    ha, i'm not alone it seems.
    and yes i do find blogging threats funny, that's why i didn't threaten you. just stating that i would love to cause you pain...but now that you mention it, if you ever make it to austin or san diego, i reside in both and would love to accomodate you with an a$$ whooping.
  17. Paul P
    17. Posted by Paul P Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    It's a funny little blog... why the hate. Because Kimbo sucks, can't fight and EliteXC will be out of business before Xmas?
  18. Nutcracker
    18. Posted by Nutcracker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    UHOH.. Stevie where did you go?? You found out I live close to San Diego and you disappear?? Dont be shy. i will go easy on you. We can do a 'smoker' and post it to the web... i train in Temecula and San Marcos, ca.. Lets do this!!!!!
  19. brett l
    19. Posted by brett l Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:16 pm EDT

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    hahahaha, ear busting action and the ref comment were awesome and witty. i have a new column to read now, thanks for the laugh
  20. MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts
    20. Posted by MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    I am sure that Cofield has ten of them, including a few that are life size with workable orifices.
    Maggie, I am disappointed that you sunk to the lowest common denominator and wasted time on an inane Kimbo article. Please leave the Kimbo lovefest and idolising to Cofield.
  21. Steven W
    21. Posted by Steven W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:47 pm EDT

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    i'm here, unfortunately in austin currently...i'm in san diego about a third of the year but grew up not too far from temecula in the desert...bunch of tough guys out there, or so they think.
    i'd take you up on your offer...weight? i'm about 180-185 but fluctuate easily
    hey look, maybe you and mickey da c man should get together and talk about how awesome you both are.
  22. Uncle Sizzle
    22. Posted by Uncle Sizzle Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:10 pm EDT

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    Come over here boy!! You look mighty good in them jeans!
    Reminds me of Eddie Murphy doing his imitation of MR. T!! Except Eddy Murphy was more entertaining!
  23. knuckle sandwich
    23. Posted by knuckle sandwich Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 pm EDT

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    hell I'm not too proud to say I'll be watching... Gina that is.lol.
  24. Nutcracker
    24. Posted by Nutcracker Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:22 pm EDT

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    Mags.. where did you go? i like you sticking up for your blogs even though your argument is kind of lame. writing about someone and making fun of someone is two totally different things. truth be told, 95% of ufc fighters have stand up like a novice class amateur golden gloves boxer. do you know what that is?? ok, assuming you do, slice has better stand up than couture.. what does that say about ufc and its' hw champion??. why dont you write something along those lines. something that might not sit well with your boss dana white... or are you on their payroll same as cofield??
  25. MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts
    25. Posted by MJ touched hearts and kiddies private parts Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Yo HIC,
    Being the diplomat that I am let's call it a draw. That way we can cash in on any rematch. But perhaps in the future we can team up and take on all comers.
    I dare say that I will be watching the fight, but will be doing so at work in amongst many college football games.
    I see watching this fight as similar to those who watch car accidents, and I will quote the mighty Milhouse Van Houten when he once said to Bart Simpson " I fear to watch, but I cannot turn away ". There will be no winner to this fight, and one big loser i.e Elite XC, if Shamrock manages an upset.
    My main interest will be to see how many pounds overweight Gina " please sir, can I have some more " Carano comes in at.

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