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Let's take a look into the mind of the petty thief - "What risk is there if I steal these goodies from Walmart?"

The rent-a-cop, Paul Blart-clone will probably miss the crime and if he does nab you what chance does some fatty have of stopping you? Especially if the guy is 5-foot-5, 245 pounds? That meatball has no shot of being a crimestopper extraordinaire, unless he's also a mixed martial artist working towards his Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. Uh-oh. That's where WEC fighter Marcus "The Wrecking Ball" Hicks steps in. Now 8-1 as a professional lightweight fighter, Hicks worked as a Walmart security dude for four years. Cage Writer had to ask if any jackass made the mistake of throwing punches at Hicks:

"There were a couple, I had to put a couple to sleep."

Wait a second, come again?

"When they step outside them doors you never know what their intent is."

Hicks caught one lucky fella stealing an air compressor. When he confronted the thief in the parking lot, he punched Hicks and ran off. "The Ironhead Heyward" of security guards ran down the slimeball and as he put it, "took his back and put an RNC (rear-naked choke) on him."

That wasn't the only case of someone getting violent with Hicks. His toughest scrap at Walmart came against a 300-pounder, even better it was a woman:

"Once she stepped outside, I tried to talk to her and then I called for backup. She started beating up my partner. Boy, she was killing (my partner). I'm not gonna punch a lady, my mama taught me better. So I put her in an RNC."

You gotta love the line about his mama. It paints the picture of Mama Hicks in a Gi showing the kids how to lock on RNCs, armbars and heel hooks because that's the "gentlemanly" thing to do. 

Listen to Hicks tell Cage Writer about his days at Walmart:

That's right, Hicks went from 245 pounds down to 155 where he fights now. He faltered in his first big fight against Jamie Varner. That was primarily a stand-up war. This time around, expect him to lean more heavily on his BJJ against Rob McCullough, a kickboxer. They face off this Sunday at WEC 39 in Corpus Christi, Texas.

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  1. MMA WHITE TRASH
    1. Posted by MMA WHITE TRASH Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    "when they step outside THEM doors".. And they say MMA isn't white trash.. LMAO.. First Karalexis, then some security guard at Walmart. Wow Steve, the pool of fighters you pull from is impressive. I know 4 kids on the corner in the hood that could throw karalexis a beating now.. he is a no talent that you waste blog space on.. Great White (cofield) come to his defense.. Mangler, where you at homey.. This is more worthy than JMM??
  2. mmafan
    2. Posted by mmafan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    uh.....marcus hicks is black.....does that still make him white trash?
  3. AdamG
    3. Posted by AdamG Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:45 pm EDT

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    I'd have to go to Walmart in order to do so, and I don't, so I'm not worried.
  4. MMA WHITE TRASH
    4. Posted by MMA WHITE TRASH Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Wild... of course they are all racial in nature, but still connotate the same meaning in their ignorance. if you cant wrap your head around that here is an example. a white tard like liddell sporting a stupid mohawk and sporting ridiculous, outdated goth tshirts. then there is rampage driving a "white trash" lifted truck with his picture on it.. white trash.. but he is black.. it is under the same umbrella. it is a mindset. throw your sociology out the window. it is not that complicated. there is those that know, and those that dont.. sort of like hardcore zealots and atheists. the zealots all look the same in the end, the atheists are a diverse lot... opium or reality??? cofield is opium..
  5. mmafan
    5. Posted by mmafan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    "there IS those that know, and those that dont." hmmmmm.....sounds ALOT like "when they step outside THEM doors"
    by your own theory,nutcracker,you are also white trash. ironic,isn't it? like the pot calling the kettle "black"......forgive the pun.
    btw....it's"there ARE those who know".......just so you know. funny when people who think they know everything open thier mouths and insert thier foot. love it!
  6. Mangler
    6. Posted by Mangler Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    Nut Another FINE piece of journalism from Stevie Boy. Your right, if i didn't get this insightful piece of news from Stevie i might of made the mistake of watching JMM this weekend. Dana must of "released" Steve from his regular duties to bring us this story. The saddest part is there are some real mma stories out there, not to mention the boxing ones he totally dismisses. I really don't know how he stays on Yahoo with articles like this, it one of his better pieces. Mangler Out
  7. Danica Signed My Moobs
    7. Posted by Danica Signed My Moobs Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    "ALOT" "thier" Hmmmmm...sounds A LOT like "when they step outside THEM doors."
    Ironic, isn't it? Love it!
  8. mmafan
    8. Posted by mmafan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    Who cares about missed space bars or punctuation? What was really funny was the comment about his momma and the rnc! Don't hit her.....just stop the flow of blood to her brain and maybe crush a treachea while you're at it! lmao......Makes me wonder if Hicks realizes what he said.
  9. Karl A
    9. Posted by Karl A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    Damn..Nutcracker is really in rare form today. LMAO, don't stop now. Oh by the way, I agree with your description of White trash. It is just an umbrella for all that fit under it just like RedNeck. I don't use them often though...I try not to judge to often.
  10. MMA WHITE TRASH
    10. Posted by MMA WHITE TRASH Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Karl a/ sorry... i hit my limit.. peace out to all true fight fans without an agenda.. lets toast to all fights and fighters deserving of a cheer. not people like karalexis deserving of nothing. peace out dudes... and chica.. my usa seed is yummy.. put your toes in the water.. i wont bite
  11. marvel_us
    11. Posted by marvel_us Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:11 pm EDT

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    nUT IS A POON and would pee his pants before he got choked out for stealing Frank Shammy's MMA for poons. He obviously has not seen hicks and his biceps. The dude can punch and when you duck.....boom your neck is in a vise
    Boxing is cool too.
  12. MMA WHITE TRASH
    12. Posted by MMA WHITE TRASH Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    marvel us.. I can rassle too geek. so if by a crazy chance my stand up misses your chin ( a highly unlikely chance) and you grab my ankles, the outcome will be no different than when you grabbed YOUR ankles for your celly.. Pain and humiliation.. Boxing is sorely missing in MMA. Watching Couture throw punches is painful.. He is a rassler that never could even rise to the ability of a LHW boxing sparring partner.. He is a rassler.. But never had the ability to learn a stand up- game. rassling is easy. I know, i did it.. boxing and stand up is another story.. Try rasslin Thomas Hearns at VIP gym in Venice.. Anyone that knows fighting knows of what I speak.. Cofield.. You are a Dana White wet boy with your mouth fashioned in the shape of his little blue vein...
  13. MMA WHITE TRASH
    13. Posted by MMA WHITE TRASH Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    kevcarme. no.. enlighten me.. what is it about?? I will have to pick it up... Is it worth the read?
  14. ANTHONY B
    14. Posted by ANTHONY B Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:56 pm EDT

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    Cofield, has your journalistic integrity sank to an all time low - or - are you purposely blogging totally moronic crapola just to get a few hits from your local LCD mma-fan-base-demographic?
  15. wangcyang
    15. Posted by wangcyang Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    im gay, i like to have sex with my chickens and dogs....when sparring with cofield, i sometimes let him pass my guard into full mount.
  16. fightchica
    16. Posted by fightchica Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:53 pm EDT

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    Jesus~~~ and on into the night he goes........ wowzers honey Karl A said it right too ~~ rare form yesterday~~ rip and tear. Grrrrrr! Teflon Don ~~ Nothing sticks to him.
  17. The Great White
    17. Posted by The Great White Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    Damn NUT - You always go too far and most people can see right through your ignorant rants. Well some of what you say amounts to good knowledge and I would listen but then you go off the deepend which makes me realize that you are the kind of person who sits behind a keyboard "trying" to sound smart. It doesn't work NUT when you say things like you would put Hicks to sleep and anyone with a semblance of stand up would makes you sound ignornat. First, you always stand up for "boxers", well NUT Hicks IS a golden gloves champion. He has parlayed his Jujitsu and boxing skills into a very good record in MMA. I know, I know and so does everyone else here that YOU are a GREAT fighter. Funny how you talk shiat on people with proven boxing and MMA records as if you can whip that azzzz. Too bad nobody knows your name or has ever seen you fight. Those who can fight, those who can't talk. You are definitely the latter with your I will put Hicks to sleep statement.
  18. coyote
    18. Posted by coyote Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    all u guys need a life ,
  19. coyote
    19. Posted by coyote Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    all u guys need a life
  20. The Great White
    20. Posted by The Great White Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    I am surprised you haven't said you can put GSP or PENN or any number of MMA'ers to sleep yet. Damn NUT, where have you been?? YOU are sooooo good you should go fight for WEC or to the UFC and wipe out these tards!! Your boxing knowledge is sooooooo good and you are such a great fighter you should be making zilliions in boxing or at least using that great skill of yours to wipe out all UFC fighters. AS I said you can "sound" educated and with some good opinions at times, but when you keep pumping up yourself as if you can beat a fighter the caliber of Marcus Hicks in the stand up game then you sound like a fraud.
    Now myself on the other hand would pound your lazy azzz into the mat. The Palooka known as Nutcracker throws his weak azzzzed jabs out trying to keep GW off him. His pitty pat punches have no effect on the Great White. Nutcracker thows a overhand right but forgets to not lead with his chin as the Great White throws his counter punch down the pipe. Nutcracker is KTFO while all his cyber friends stand with their mouths wide open. They were under the illusion made by Nutcracker behind his keyboard in his moms basement of being a world class fighter. Too bad all his cyber friends bought into his own hype. They never thought to question why someone who says he could whip Marcus Hicks hasn't ever fought anywhere and nobody has ever heard of him. Great White had to come and show the world the fraud that Nutcracker really was. Nut, put down your dictionary, quit googling those big words, stop acting like you are the Next big thing because "I am not impressed by your performance!"
  21. mmafan
    21. Posted by mmafan Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:46 pm EDT

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    Great White..........Nutcracker won't respond until he searches for new words on google. Might be a while. Maybe after he gets out from under Bob Arums desk and wipes away the "excess leakage'. And it's funny you brought up the fact that he has no video to back up his empty dreams of being an expert in martial arts. He's the first guy to say that to others here,but has never offered up any of his own. I would guess it's because the only video he has of himself is the one where he is jumping off his parents roof in a backyard rasslin match with the other kids in the neighborhood.
    Fightchica.......the only thing that sticks to nut is cofields man juice. He makes a good arguement for abortion. Too bad his didn't take!
  22. Karl A
    22. Posted by Karl A Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:47 pm EDT

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    The Great White, Nutcrakcer and mmafan going back and forth. This coud be a good one.
    I was about done out here for the weekend. I pissed off Curbstompya on another line and am feeling a little initmidated. He mentioned in one entry that he wanted me to suk him and then made a reference to me and a Priest. He seems obsessed with having/seeing one man's lips around another man's cok. Then he mentioned that I would bow to him...that just sounds to me like he wants a mans face close to his little dikkie. I might sneak back on once in a while follow this one. Hopefully he won't find out.
  23. The Great White
    23. Posted by The Great White Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:27 pm EDT

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    The perceived intelligence and content of Nutcrackers provocations have now been subjected to the over-arching ignorance of group-think. If that is not the case, than it is the credibility of Nutcracker as witnessed by us as discriminating observers that ultimately defines the relevance of the fact or truth in question. Nutcracker thinks he is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but he isn’t. Nutcrackers thoughts and ideas have a true floccinaucinihilipilification and myself as well as others have become very ennui of Nutcrackers hubris and elan.
    Nut - How did I do with my paragraph above? I looked up some good ones, didn't I!! LMAO!!!
  24. Don G
    24. Posted by Don G Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Hey everybody no need to go out of your house to see any thing new nutsucker(cracker) has already seen it or done it so just keep ckecking his dumba$$ rantings out, you will find out everything you need to know about everything. As long as we can watch boxing!!!
  25. Darkness!
    25. Posted by Darkness! Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:45 pm EDT

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    I actually have an ex-g.f. that works @ the local wal-mart; I wouldn't mind choking her out...
    : )

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