Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:45 pm EST

Let's take a look into the mind of the petty thief - "What risk is there if I steal these goodies from Walmart?"
The rent-a-cop, Paul Blart-clone will probably miss the crime and if he does nab you what chance does some fatty have of stopping you? Especially if the guy is 5-foot-5, 245 pounds? That meatball has no shot of being a crimestopper extraordinaire, unless he's also a mixed martial artist working towards his Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. Uh-oh. That's where WEC fighter Marcus "The Wrecking Ball" Hicks steps in. Now 8-1 as a professional lightweight fighter, Hicks worked as a Walmart security dude for four years. Cage Writer had to ask if any jackass made the mistake of throwing punches at Hicks:
"There were a couple, I had to put a couple to sleep."
Wait a second, come again?
"When they step outside them doors you never know what their intent is."
Hicks caught one lucky fella stealing an air compressor. When he confronted the thief in the parking lot, he punched Hicks and ran off. "The Ironhead Heyward" of security guards ran down the slimeball and as he put it, "took his back and put an RNC (rear-naked choke) on him."
That wasn't the only case of someone getting violent with Hicks. His toughest scrap at Walmart came against a 300-pounder, even better it was a woman:
"Once she stepped outside, I tried to talk to her and then I called for backup. She started beating up my partner. Boy, she was killing (my partner). I'm not gonna punch a lady, my mama taught me better. So I put her in an RNC."
You gotta love the line about his mama. It paints the picture of Mama Hicks in a Gi showing the kids how to lock on RNCs, armbars and heel hooks because that's the "gentlemanly" thing to do.
Listen to Hicks tell Cage Writer about his days at Walmart:
That's right, Hicks went from 245 pounds down to 155 where he fights now. He faltered in his first big fight against Jamie Varner. That was primarily a stand-up war. This time around, expect him to lean more heavily on his BJJ against Rob McCullough, a kickboxer. They face off this Sunday at WEC 39 in Corpus Christi, Texas.
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by your own theory,nutcracker,you are also white trash. ironic,isn't it? like the pot calling the kettle "black"......forgive the pun.
btw....it's"there ARE those who know".......just so you know. funny when people who think they know everything open thier mouths and insert thier foot. love it!
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Ironic, isn't it? Love it!
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Boxing is cool too.
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Now myself on the other hand would pound your lazy azzz into the mat. The Palooka known as Nutcracker throws his weak azzzzed jabs out trying to keep GW off him. His pitty pat punches have no effect on the Great White. Nutcracker thows a overhand right but forgets to not lead with his chin as the Great White throws his counter punch down the pipe. Nutcracker is KTFO while all his cyber friends stand with their mouths wide open. They were under the illusion made by Nutcracker behind his keyboard in his moms basement of being a world class fighter. Too bad all his cyber friends bought into his own hype. They never thought to question why someone who says he could whip Marcus Hicks hasn't ever fought anywhere and nobody has ever heard of him. Great White had to come and show the world the fraud that Nutcracker really was. Nut, put down your dictionary, quit googling those big words, stop acting like you are the Next big thing because "I am not impressed by your performance!"
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Fightchica.......the only thing that sticks to nut is cofields man juice. He makes a good arguement for abortion. Too bad his didn't take!
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I was about done out here for the weekend. I pissed off Curbstompya on another line and am feeling a little initmidated. He mentioned in one entry that he wanted me to suk him and then made a reference to me and a Priest. He seems obsessed with having/seeing one man's lips around another man's cok. Then he mentioned that I would bow to him...that just sounds to me like he wants a mans face close to his little dikkie. I might sneak back on once in a while follow this one. Hopefully he won't find out.
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Nut - How did I do with my paragraph above? I looked up some good ones, didn't I!! LMAO!!!
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