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Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:01 pm EST

C-a-C: This bear knows I can kill him with my bare hands, right?

By Maggie Hendricks

Brett "The Grim" Rogers made a stop at Sunday's Bears game to promote his fight with Fedor Emelianenko, going down this Saturday in suburban Chicago and on CBS. Before watching the Bears beat the Browns 30-6, Rogers hung out with Staley the Bear. Take your shot at a caption in the comments, and read on for winners of last week's create-a-caption.

First place: If only the Extenze could have made him stay upright for a longer time. -- wave f

Second place: Figaro, figaro, figaro -- Justin Case

Third place: As if getting completely destroyed by Cain weren't embarrassing enough, "Big Ben" reacts to a woman in the crowd laughing hysterically while pointing at his Extenze logo and holding up her pinky. -- Smokin' Joe Fraze 

If you would like to suggest a picture for create-a-caption, feel free to send it to us. 

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  1. Rob R
    1. Posted by Rob R Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:10 pm EST

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    So Rogan says we can't do the Fist Pose anymore? OK...How about the If You Mess With Me, You're Messing With Brett Pose?
  2. George
    2. Posted by George Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm EST

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    As part of the Strikeforce-Dream agreement, Rogers will follow his match with Fedor by fighting on the New Year's Eve special in Japan in a Super Animal tournament
  3. craigerswuzhere
    3. Posted by craigerswuzhere Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:28 pm EST

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    Bear - "Are you gonna beat Fedor?"
    Brett - "Do you poop in the woods?"
    Bear - "NO. I'm just I guy in a suit. I use the toilet like everyone else. You suck. But they pay me alot to be here and the economys bad,.........but hey,.......S*** Happens right."
  4. KB24
    4. Posted by KB24 Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:57 pm EST

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    Lemme change that spare tire around your waist.
  5. Craig N
    5. Posted by Craig N Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:03 pm EST

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    We are now taking donations for the "WAKE UP BRETT ROGERS FUND"
  6. Clint
    6. Posted by Clint Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:04 pm EST

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    Oh My God! I can't believe this C-a-C continues to suck week after week! What happened??
  7. Clint
    7. Posted by Clint Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:08 pm EST

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    Nick Diaz, in his new career as Staley Da Bear, poses for a picture with Heavyweight contender Brett Rogers.
  8. sm07002
    8. Posted by sm07002 Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:15 pm EST

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    Brett Rogers' search for a sparring partner with Fedor's physique comes to an end.
  9. frank_771
    9. Posted by frank_771 Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:30 pm EST

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    A confused Rogers was later told that this was not the Russian bear he would be facing this weekend.
  10. Craig N
    10. Posted by Craig N Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:59 pm EST

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    We are now taking donations for the " Repair Bretts Arm" fund.
  11. Robert C
    11. Posted by Robert C Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:08 pm EST

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    Brett Rogers last picture. Rest in peace Brett.
  12. Kevin S
    12. Posted by Kevin S Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:15 pm EST

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    Brett Rogers meets one of the many bears Fedor has submitted with an armbar.
  13. Steven W
    13. Posted by Steven W Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:28 pm EST

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    those are the worst winning captions yet.......maybe next time i'll be intentionally un-funny
  14. Allen
    14. Posted by Allen Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:31 pm EST

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    Staley tell Brett: Come on man, I didn't even pose with the clenched fist with Fedor.
  15. Allen
    15. Posted by Allen Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:32 pm EST

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    Hey Brett, see my number on my jersey, it's your chances of beating Fedor.
  16. Allen
    16. Posted by Allen Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:33 pm EST

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    Don't worry Brett, after Saturday I am sure you can find a job just like mine on Sunday.
  17. KJ-MMA Armchair
    17. Posted by KJ-MMA Armchair Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:26 pm EST

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    Bear points at Fedor: "Brett didn't need co-promotion for this photo, b!tch!"
  18. theasker1
    18. Posted by theasker1 Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:17 pm EST

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    This bear knowa I can kill him with my bare hands right? - Staley the Bear.
  19. AndreH
    19. Posted by AndreH Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:05 pm EST

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    Haha, I was gonna give this a shot until I saw frank_771's post. That's my vote for winner right there!
  20. Cubs Win! Cubs Win!
    20. Posted by Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:15 pm EST

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    Staley da Bear is the toughest chinned opponent Roger's has ever faced.
  21. Cubs Win! Cubs Win!
    21. Posted by Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:17 pm EST

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    After his embarassing loss to Fedor Emelianenko, Brett Rogers decides to take on a new job as Staley da Bear.
  22. wave f
    22. Posted by wave f Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:28 pm EST

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    Roy Nelson enjoys a day in Chicago with up and coming fighter Brett Rogers.
  23. vld.me@...
    23. Posted by vld.me@... Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:51 pm EST

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    I BEAR you to hit me.
  24. Richard
    24. Posted by Richard Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:08 pm EST

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    "I just finished showing Brett Rogers how to dress, and you're next... grrrrrrr!"
  25. craigerswuzhere
    25. Posted by craigerswuzhere Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:18 pm EST

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    Maggie picked last weeks picture just to see how many hard on references there would be. Did you get your fix Mags??
    Let's keep it clean you perv.

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