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Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:40 pm EDT

Broken toilet convinced Sapp to start dropping weight

By Steve Cofield

Bob Sapp is fighting stateside in just a few days. It's good to see "The Beast" back. But don't be shocked if you see a smaller Sapp against pro wrestler Bobby Lashley on Saturday at Ultimate Chaos in Biloxi, Miss. After years of fighting in the 350-380 pound range, he's down to 320. It's a necessary move. Sapp's gas tank has always been shaky plus he's 35 years old now. All good reasons to trim weight plus when you break a toilet, you're too big.

Listen to Sapp with Larry Pepe on ProMMARadio:

Sapp told Pepe that once he broke a porcelain throne it was time to go on a sushi and ramen diet. Believe me, I'm an expert on fat slobs working in radio, the home of gluttonous pigs. Sapp isn't the first guy that I've heard broke a toilet. It was long rumored that a "big" time Southern California radio host made a toilet tap. There's another story of a national radio host breaking the chair that he was sitting in during his job interview. Both of the hosts now work for one of the three big national radio networks.

It's a little different with Sapp, we know the guy is an athlete. He was never Tank Abbott fat. Anyone who's rocking abs at 350 pounds is freakish. Of course, there are also some who may say that Sapp cleaned up his "supplement" diet knowing he was coming to the states. Either way, he should have a little more stamina facing a high energy guy like Lashley.

Listen here for the entire Sapp conversation.

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  1. vudusup
    1. Posted by vudusup Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:23 pm EDT

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    Joe Macdonald?
  2. chase h
    2. Posted by chase h Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:26 pm EDT

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    Kevin Smith the director and lard butt broke a toilet
  3. Dubya b
    3. Posted by Dubya b Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:14 pm EDT

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    I think it is hilarious that people who are soft and non-athletic refer to people built like machines and gods, as freaks. LOL!s Lashley is going to destroy the no skill Sapp.
    BTW when is Sapp going to get the courage to fight Tyson under boxing rules?
  4. lobo
    4. Posted by lobo Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    Man nutsucker youre an expert on this roid S#!t you probably had to do the same thing, is that what all the boxers are taking?
  5. chase h
    5. Posted by chase h Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:43 pm EDT

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    Nutcracker, have you ever seen photos of Lesnar in High School or College? The kid is a corn fed freak. he has always been huge. I'm not saying that when he was a wrastler he wasn't taking roids to maybe look a little better. But I highly doubt he is now. You do sound a little jeleous though.
  6. Jeff C
    6. Posted by Jeff C Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    Vince Mcmahon
  7. Frank Buster Barns
    7. Posted by Frank Buster Barns Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:29 pm EDT

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    I don't care what these maniacs take as long as we get a good battle with blood all over and some heads broke. All sports these days there's somebody taking some new thing to boost them self's up. And in the old days there were uppers that would make ya run all day like a jack rabbit on crack. Breaking a toilet you have to be a big (fill in your curse word of choice) with some heavy bid Ol ass on there.
  8. Allen
    8. Posted by Allen Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:51 pm EDT

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    Nutcraker gets his size from PROTEIN INJECTIONS right in his arse.
    That is after he spends the day jerking himself in his boxing gloves and shiny, baggy shorts.
    I love how he KNOWS what VM had going in Hong Kong with PED scientists.
    Sounds like Nutcracker is into sports enhancement espionage. Either that or he believes what he reads on the internet.
    Nutcracker....stick to the man on man encounters on Craigslist and stay out of the MMA blogs....jagoff.
  9. nigron
    9. Posted by nigron Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:41 am EDT

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    nutcraker really seems like he never has anything nice to say about the blogs on here..so maybe he shouldnt say anything at all...maybe lesnar got to the size he is by injections or what ever.he still beat randy and thats a big accomplishment..so cut the guy a break for crissakes
  10. Jonnie "The Gun"
    10. Posted by Jonnie "The Gun" Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:15 pm EDT

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    so all these boxers and MMA guys are all hard core on the juice and the testing never seems to catch it?
  11. GspFan
    11. Posted by GspFan Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    ewww this story is sick. Sapp taking a dump, the seat breaks, his crap smashed all over the floor and his ass. A big guy like that doesnt push out no Snickers Bar like us he pushes CINDER BLOCKS!! The scene of the crime must of been horrible lol..
  12. Liz K
    12. Posted by Liz K Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:33 pm EDT

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    Nutcracker and vudusup should procreate
  13. Cody R
    13. Posted by Cody R Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:15 am EDT

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    Nutcracker, I think you mean vince mcmahon, ed died yesterday. And the roid dosages you try to impress everyone with are way off. You're not the nutcracker, you're the tool box
  14. glok
    14. Posted by glok Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    lashley will never beat any top heavyweights. he thinks he's brock and that aint saying much.
  15. Daniel W
    15. Posted by Daniel W Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:51 am EDT

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    The whole deal with Brock Lesnar taking roids is a bunch of BS. Did you ever think that maybe Brock Lesnar is a very serious individual that has worked his a$$ off to get the Body that he has. I mean he was training when he 6 or 7 years old,working on the farm,taking wrestling,and I know that if he grew up in the country that tells me that he ate some good solid meals too,go figure. I know from experience that working on the farm will make you very a stout person. The guy has a work ethic second to none,I don't think that there's to many guys that are as driven of a person as he is. He has always been a big guy,look at those high school/college pics of him man he was a beast even then. I fill when he was in the WWE the training was different,thats why he looked bigger,and more cut. I'm sorry but anybody that runs with a 250 up to 300 pd log on there shoulder there bound to get ripped,and huge, thats with or with out steroids. In the WWE Brock put on show muscles to look good for the crowd,when he came to mma he had to lose those show muscle to be able to have endurance,but he still big with or with out them. The bottom line is Brock Lesnar is a very very serious athlete that only comes alone once in a lifetime,and I'm just glad that I'm alive to witness it go down.
  16. 17
    16. Posted by 17 Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:05 am EDT

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    sapp sucks standing too, he could get kayoed.
  17. webster sd
    17. Posted by webster sd Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:28 pm EDT

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    i would love to see the pics of lesnar in high school when he was a beast. How many state titles did he win as a wrestler in webster? He was not as big as every one would like to think. And he did get a hell of alot bigger when he went to u of marry then transfered to the U of M. did he take some performance enhancing drugs lets just say he does not like needles and might of had some one else help him a little
  18. slaw dawg
    18. Posted by slaw dawg Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:04 pm EDT

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    I agree with the above post. Not that I care, but Brock did take steroids. Get over it. Or keep living in dream land. BTW, I like Brock. Also, look up Brock early in high school and he was a stick. Much like McGuire. Brock was skinny. Again, I dont care, he did what he felt was best for him. But all you homers who say he didnt are just lying to yourself. Do some research and get a clue. Daniel W, you are an uniformed homer, sucks to be you.
  19. thomas
    19. Posted by thomas Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    I know a girl who cleaned Lesnars and Benjamins apt. when they wrestled for OVW in Jeffersonville, and she said there were needles and other things in the trash that made her pretty sick.

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