Wed May 20, 2009 11:49 pm EDT
In the previous episode, everyone thinks Jason Pierce is a wuss, Bisping came out with the line of the show so far, asking Faulkner, "How the [expletive] do you hit yourself with a hammer?" Ross Pearson took out Richie Whitson, and the Brits are up 4-2.
Pierce starts the show out by whining. Last week, I called him Whiner/Moaner/Complainer but his alwaus negative demeanor has now earned him a new nickname, Eeyore. He claims a staph infection in his leg, and it looks pretty gross.
Apparently, Faulkner has a hard time keeping his mouthguard -- or as he calls it, his gum shield -- in his mouth. He has a bad gag reflex, and it bothers him to keep it in his mouth. If it falls out too often, he could lose a point or even worse, the fight. It's a silly little thing, but something he needs to deal with or it could hurt his career.
To recharge his fighters, Dan Henderson takes his fighters to do some cardio training by playing Ultimate Frisbee. It's quite a different game than I've seen played on the quad in college. They're tackling each other, diving for the frisbee, and having a great time.
Everyone except Pierce, of course. He is complaining about the pain from his leg, and that the doctor doesn't think he should fight because his leg hurts. Heath Sims, one of Hendo's assistant coaches, calls Pierce on his BS. Hendo makes the understatement of the year by saying, "I think it would be better if he just cheered up a little." His teammates back up Hendo, as Santino DeFranco points out that Pierce, and our own Jason Dent, always eat what DeFranco has cooked but they don't help out. The little things matter a lot when you're living with the same guys for weeks on end.
Our own Dent will finally fight!
With Pierce's leg keeping him out, Dent is finally up against Jeff Lawson. Bisping is confident of a quick submission. DeFranco is convinced that Dent is crazy because of the house. Hendo says that Dent is resistant to change, and is irritated by that. When talking to Hendo after practice, Dent says famous last words, "I do that in training but I won't do it in the fight."
Lawson, on the other hand, is a teammate who likes to entertain everyone. He, Amasinger and Faulker work together to put on a pro wrestling match to keep everyone laughing. Boredom does funny things to people.
Headed into the fight, Lawson is pretty sure that he is being underestimated. "Everyone understimates me. I'm a ginger, for God's sake! Everyone underestimates gingers, don't they?" Indeed, Jeff. Indeed.
Pierce is called into the office by Dana White to discuss his leg issues. Dana said that the doctor said Pierce can fight, but Dana wants to talk to Pierce, nonetheless. Dana figures out what everyone watching the show already knows, "This kid does not want to fight."
Finally, fight time!
Jeff Lawson vs. Jason Dent (Lightweight)
Round 1: Lawson tries a beautiful spinning kick that would have been awesome, had it connected. Lawson walks into a weird takedown, so that when they fall, Dent has Lawson's back, but Lawson is in control. Lawson tries for a knee bar, but it doesn't work. He gets on top and tries to ground and pound, but again, it doesn't work. Lawson slams Dent, but doesn't accomplish much with it. Dent is not listening to his corner. As the round ends, Dent makes a last minute push, but the round clearly belonged to Lawson.
Round 2: Again, Lawson starts with a spinning kick that doesn't connect, but then tries for a takedown, but is unsuccessful. Twice. After the second time, Dent tries for a guillotine and throws some punches to the side of Lawson's head. After they stand up, Lawson sort of falls to the ground and pulls Dent on top of him. Lawson tries for a leg lock but is unsuccessful and they wind up back on their feet. Herb Dean warns Dent about hitting the back of Lawson's head, and then Dent rolls Lawson into an anaconda choke. Lawson taps, and Dent wins.
After the win, Dana points out how Lawson gassed out and Dent didn't finish him. "That was far, far, far from impressive." Another bombshell from Dana? He's not going to let Pierce fight. Dana doesn't think that Pierce really wants to fight, saying, "You either have it or you don't. Jason Pierce doesn't have it."
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Its a two word explanation - Corporate Media!
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Fighting has been in the UK long before the UFC TUF. It's a rating thing period. Nothing more. And the UK fighters are a solid group with solid skills and they are also veyr likeable.
This season only shows how spoiled and full of chit the USA fighters are. Everyone and their wanting to be a 15 minute celebrity.
And am I wrong in saying this, but is Henderson starting to look like Shamrock with his coaching skills? If he is showing them something off camera, great, but it looks like the season when Shamrock was there for a paycheck, and a paycheck only.
There are only a couple of guys on Team USA that can actually throw down and care about being there. The rest are a bunch of non-stop talkative puzzies. Look mom, I got my azz handed to me. Look mom, I got my teeth knocked out, but listen to how much I keep talking about how bad I am and want to kill someone. And look at all my tattoos, doesn't that make my frat boy image bad azz????
Please. It's all a bunch of non-sensical bullchit.
And Pierce, the biggest whiner puzzy there ever was to grace the boob tube. Get out of the house. Take you staph infection with you, and quit. Someone else lost a spot to be there and there you are, whining very show like the little itty-bitty [profane] you are. GTF off the show and out of the house.
Your 15 minutes expired a long time ago.
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This season of TUF is weird -- i understand the country thing but I think I would like to see brazil vs europe or something at least it would be good.
I agree with an above post that says they need hw -- the TUF hw season had most if not all move to light weight. I know that TUF 10 has hw lets just hope that it is not a bunch of cans but guys like carwin or gonzaga or hell even brock lesnars training partner.
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Dana did not let Pierce fight because he was being a sissy. Danna must see something in him that he likes that he hoped by not allowing him to fight with wake him up. He does give a damn and knows that some of these guys quit their jobs to come on the show so he wants them to fight at their best.
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maybe dana will do a real US vs UK show if the UK could muster up enough quality fighters to contend against a US team....and i'm not talking about TUF contenders either. you gotta think, there's one decent british fighter who's already made it, bisping. the rest of the "top" british fighters are on the TUF show you would think. so unless you're referring to the show that is already taking place, i don't see a UK vs US matchup going on again any time soon.
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Ass for the guys with the Staph infections~ get the hell out of the house before you pass it on to someone else. Go heal and well sorry boys but better luck next time. Injured but sledge hammer damn! that sucks too I wanted to see Dave fight and thought he would go places but willing yourself to overcome certain injuries and fight on are one thing but sometimes things like blood infections win the battle.
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The goings on in the house, the Frisbee and tennis are all pointless gimmicks that inevitably fall flat.
That guy got gassed after round one... what a joke, do they even train?
When the show focuses on what Dana White/ skin infections you know the show is dead and has "jumped the shark".
So far the show spends a lot of time on the fighters HYPING themselves and completely NOT delivering.
Maybe White is hoping the low-IQ, "Professional Wrestling" crowd will be the demographic that caries the show and it's advertisers.
But I'm all but out.
I'll record the last 20min to see the fight from now on, but the rest of the show which is now like, weightless, styrofoam filler is just a waste of airtime.
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