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In the previous episode, everyone thinks Jason Pierce is a wuss, Bisping came out with the line of the show so far, asking Faulkner, "How the [expletive] do you hit yourself with a hammer?" Ross Pearson took out Richie Whitson, and the Brits are up 4-2.

Pierce starts the show out by whining. Last week, I called him Whiner/Moaner/Complainer but his alwaus negative demeanor has now earned him a new nickname, Eeyore. He claims a staph infection in his leg, and it looks pretty gross.

Apparently, Faulkner has a hard time keeping his mouthguard -- or as he calls it, his gum shield -- in his mouth. He has a bad gag reflex, and it bothers him to keep it in his mouth. If it falls out too often, he could lose a point or even worse, the fight. It's a silly little thing, but something he needs to deal with or it could hurt his career.

To recharge his fighters, Dan Henderson takes his fighters to do some cardio training by playing Ultimate Frisbee. It's quite a different game than I've seen played on the quad in college. They're tackling each other, diving for the frisbee, and having a great time.

Everyone except Pierce, of course. He is complaining about the pain from his leg, and that the doctor doesn't think he should fight because his leg hurts. Heath Sims, one of Hendo's assistant coaches, calls Pierce on his BS. Hendo makes the understatement of the year by saying, "I think it would be better if he just cheered up a little." His teammates back up Hendo, as Santino DeFranco points out that Pierce, and our own Jason Dent, always eat what DeFranco has cooked but they don't help out. The little things matter a lot when you're living with the same guys for weeks on end.

Our own Dent will finally fight!

With Pierce's leg keeping him out, Dent is finally up against Jeff Lawson. Bisping is confident of a quick submission. DeFranco is convinced that Dent is crazy because of the house. Hendo says that Dent is resistant to change, and is irritated by that. When talking to Hendo after practice, Dent says famous last words, "I do that in training but I won't do it in the fight."

Lawson, on the other hand, is a teammate who likes to entertain everyone. He, Amasinger and Faulker work together to put on a pro wrestling match to keep everyone laughing. Boredom does funny things to people.

Headed into the fight, Lawson is pretty sure that he is being underestimated. "Everyone understimates me. I'm a ginger, for God's sake! Everyone underestimates gingers, don't they?" Indeed, Jeff. Indeed.

Pierce is called into the office by Dana White to discuss his leg issues. Dana said that the doctor said Pierce can fight, but Dana wants to talk to Pierce, nonetheless. Dana figures out what everyone watching the show already knows, "This kid does not want to fight."

Finally, fight time!

Jeff Lawson vs. Jason Dent (Lightweight)

Round 1: Lawson tries a beautiful spinning kick that would have been awesome, had it connected. Lawson walks into a weird takedown, so that when they fall, Dent has Lawson's back, but Lawson is in control. Lawson tries for a knee bar, but it doesn't work. He gets on top and tries to ground and pound, but again, it doesn't work. Lawson slams Dent, but doesn't accomplish much with it. Dent is not listening to his corner. As the round ends, Dent makes a last minute push, but the round clearly belonged to Lawson.

Round 2: Again, Lawson starts with a spinning kick that doesn't connect, but then tries for a takedown, but is unsuccessful. Twice. After the second time, Dent tries for a guillotine and throws some punches to the side of Lawson's head. After they stand up, Lawson sort of falls to the ground and pulls Dent on top of him. Lawson tries for a leg lock but is unsuccessful and they wind up back on their feet. Herb Dean warns Dent about hitting the back of Lawson's head, and then Dent rolls Lawson into an anaconda choke. Lawson taps, and Dent wins.

After the win, Dana points out how Lawson gassed out and Dent didn't finish him. "That was far, far, far from impressive." Another bombshell from Dana? He's not going to let Pierce fight. Dana doesn't think that Pierce really wants to fight, saying, "You either have it or you don't. Jason Pierce doesn't have it." 

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  1. ziggalajiggy
    1. Posted by ziggalajiggy Thu May 21, 2009 2:00 am EDT

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    None of these guys would stand a chance in the UFC! I hope Dana passes on all of them. A real fighter wants to fight anyone and anywhere...anytime. These guys are awfully picky when it comes to proving themselves. I can't wait to see the winner of this season go toe to toe with a previous Ultimate Fighter contender.
  2. Coach Isiah Thompson
    2. Posted by Coach Isiah Thompson Thu May 21, 2009 4:07 am EDT

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    Rodney asked me to tell everyone that he doesn't approve of fighting.....or beatings!
  3. The Damn
    3. Posted by The Damn Thu May 21, 2009 5:13 am EDT

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    Everyone seems to have missed that Dent had as much to do wit Lawson's lack of success in the first round as anything. His guard form the bottom was very good, and he was very tough for Lawson to pin down, and very active to boot. let's give him a little credit here.
  4. Richard Domnic
    4. Posted by Richard Domnic Thu May 21, 2009 7:26 am EDT

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    I agree w/ The Damn! Don't know if any of the Dent haters noticed-Jason won more fights than Lawsons even fought. It wasn't pretty, but, Jason did give the American team another win...Don't know what Dana White's deal is, but, it sure seems like He's pulling for the UK team[ big money from a new market]...
  5. jeremy r
    5. Posted by jeremy r Thu May 21, 2009 7:35 am EDT

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    Pearson looks like a pretty good prospect for UFC, pitbull type. I am routing for the USA, but damn those boys have an attitude problem, always moaning and griping about something, just shut up, listen to your coaches, and FIGHT!!!!
  6. knuckle sandwich
    6. Posted by knuckle sandwich Thu May 21, 2009 8:27 am EDT

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    I agree 100 percent. Dana White is pulling for the U.K. it's all about business folks.
  7. knuckle sandwich
    7. Posted by knuckle sandwich Thu May 21, 2009 8:29 am EDT

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    Dana White is like damn!! I totally stacked the deck in the UK's favor... and we iz only up 4-3!!!!!
  8. Kauz
    8. Posted by Kauz Thu May 21, 2009 9:52 am EDT

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    On the show Dana said that we (americans)are now at 3-2. The important word here is "we." I am not at all convinced that he is pulling for the UK. He is pulling for great fights and ratings.
  9. MMAniac
    9. Posted by MMAniac Thu May 21, 2009 10:02 am EDT

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    I think the matchups should be Dent-Dollar and Pearson-Winner to ensure a UK/USA finale but who knows. Dent has already fought in the UFC against Roger Huerta and Gleison Tibau, and Andre Winner seems like a good fighter but the UFC LW division is so stacked. Damarques would make a good "love to hate" fighter like Koscheck. The next 2 or 3 TUF shows should feature MW and HW, those are the divisions that need a little more talent.
  10. hotsilvertone65
    10. Posted by hotsilvertone65 Thu May 21, 2009 11:21 am EDT

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    There are no real fighters on the US team, its a total set-up
    Its a two word explanation - Corporate Media!
  11. Peacock
    11. Posted by Peacock Thu May 21, 2009 1:33 pm EDT

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    wow ....I think that Dana is appealing to the market by setting the season up this way and has no real control over the freaking fighters.....go complain someplace else....bunch of freakin pierces
  12. Smart_People_Fear_Me
    12. Posted by Smart_People_Fear_Me Thu May 21, 2009 1:51 pm EDT

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    How can you not pull for the UK. They are the better fighters and the better team.
    Fighting has been in the UK long before the UFC TUF. It's a rating thing period. Nothing more. And the UK fighters are a solid group with solid skills and they are also veyr likeable.
    This season only shows how spoiled and full of chit the USA fighters are. Everyone and their wanting to be a 15 minute celebrity.
    And am I wrong in saying this, but is Henderson starting to look like Shamrock with his coaching skills? If he is showing them something off camera, great, but it looks like the season when Shamrock was there for a paycheck, and a paycheck only.
    There are only a couple of guys on Team USA that can actually throw down and care about being there. The rest are a bunch of non-stop talkative puzzies. Look mom, I got my azz handed to me. Look mom, I got my teeth knocked out, but listen to how much I keep talking about how bad I am and want to kill someone. And look at all my tattoos, doesn't that make my frat boy image bad azz????
    Please. It's all a bunch of non-sensical bullchit.
    And Pierce, the biggest whiner puzzy there ever was to grace the boob tube. Get out of the house. Take you staph infection with you, and quit. Someone else lost a spot to be there and there you are, whining very show like the little itty-bitty [profane] you are. GTF off the show and out of the house.
    Your 15 minutes expired a long time ago.
  13. SplashOfPee
    13. Posted by SplashOfPee Thu May 21, 2009 2:33 pm EDT

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    My wife has never seen any episode of TUF and I was able to start watching it last night before she could claim the TV and even she said that pierce was a little b i t c h and she could beat him up but she did not want to get near him because of the chlamydia oh i mean staph.
    This season of TUF is weird -- i understand the country thing but I think I would like to see brazil vs europe or something at least it would be good.
    I agree with an above post that says they need hw -- the TUF hw season had most if not all move to light weight. I know that TUF 10 has hw lets just hope that it is not a bunch of cans but guys like carwin or gonzaga or hell even brock lesnars training partner.
  14. Timothy V
    14. Posted by Timothy V Thu May 21, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    Of course Dana is pulling for the UK. There are a whole bunch of unfound talent from there. How many TUF's have there been now and only one UK has come out. the UK is vastly bigger then the US and have probably many good MMA fighters. Plus if he holds events in the UK and have more fighters then he can connect with his fighters and possibly do something like a UK vs Canada or US vs Canada. He did a US VS Canada and that was pretty cool. It just builds interest. You have to market fighters and what better way to market in a country then with its own fighters.
    Dana did not let Pierce fight because he was being a sissy. Danna must see something in him that he likes that he hoped by not allowing him to fight with wake him up. He does give a damn and knows that some of these guys quit their jobs to come on the show so he wants them to fight at their best.
  15. BOSS
    15. Posted by BOSS Thu May 21, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    that was one of the worst fights i've ever seen. it looked like amateur hour. also, nice job pierce, way to just blow an unbelievable opportunity. wah wah wah
  16. casey l
    16. Posted by casey l Thu May 21, 2009 6:37 pm EDT

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    wow that pierce guy is a mega wimp. Sounds like this episode sucked. Glad I missed it.
  17. Big O
    17. Posted by Big O Thu May 21, 2009 8:36 pm EDT

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    If Lawson had better cardio he would have easily won the fight. I have never seen someone get that gassed. Ever.
  18. Steven W
    18. Posted by Steven W Thu May 21, 2009 10:01 pm EDT

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    timothy v what the hell are you talking about? just when i think i know what you're trying to say, my years of learning the english language convinces me otherwise. "only one UK has come out?" wtf? only one country has come out? and did you really say the "UK is vastly bigger then the US?" maybe if you're talking about the british empire in the late 1800's and early 1900's.....but something tells me you're not.
    maybe dana will do a real US vs UK show if the UK could muster up enough quality fighters to contend against a US team....and i'm not talking about TUF contenders either. you gotta think, there's one decent british fighter who's already made it, bisping. the rest of the "top" british fighters are on the TUF show you would think. so unless you're referring to the show that is already taking place, i don't see a UK vs US matchup going on again any time soon.
  19. Steven W
    19. Posted by Steven W Thu May 21, 2009 10:01 pm EDT

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    oh yeah, well i forgot about james thompson....he's "made it" right?
  20. Steven W
    20. Posted by Steven W Thu May 21, 2009 11:07 pm EDT

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    oh damn, blast that dan hardy. i like him though.....so far it's bisping and hardy represnting the UK.....good job mates, oh that's australian right? eh, same thing.
  21. fightchica
    21. Posted by fightchica Thu May 21, 2009 11:09 pm EDT

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    I think that fight sucked. Dent may have competed in the UFC before but he sure didn't bring it this time out. And Lawson? Where is the stamina in that boy? But he was sidelined for quite a while too have to remember that it does play a large part in the whole fight. Still Dent showed no killer instinct and Lawson bent over catching his breath? And these guys think they will make it in the octogon?
    Ass for the guys with the Staph infections~ get the hell out of the house before you pass it on to someone else. Go heal and well sorry boys but better luck next time. Injured but sledge hammer damn! that sucks too I wanted to see Dave fight and thought he would go places but willing yourself to overcome certain injuries and fight on are one thing but sometimes things like blood infections win the battle.
  22. JimS
    22. Posted by JimS Mon May 25, 2009 1:59 pm EDT

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    This season's Ultimate Fighter could not be more boring.
    The goings on in the house, the Frisbee and tennis are all pointless gimmicks that inevitably fall flat.
    That guy got gassed after round one... what a joke, do they even train?
    When the show focuses on what Dana White/ skin infections you know the show is dead and has "jumped the shark".
    So far the show spends a lot of time on the fighters HYPING themselves and completely NOT delivering.
    Maybe White is hoping the low-IQ, "Professional Wrestling" crowd will be the demographic that caries the show and it's advertisers.
    But I'm all but out.
    I'll record the last 20min to see the fight from now on, but the rest of the show which is now like, weightless, styrofoam filler is just a waste of airtime.

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