Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:03 pm EDT
If some mad genius ever creates a rodeo for baseball, his or her first call should be to the man in this video, Josh Womack, who currently plays for the Long Beach Armada of the independent Golden Baseball League.
Womack, a second-round pick of the Mariners in 2002, didn't have enough success with them to advance beyond Class A (other than some apparently token at-bats) before being let go in '08.
That he is batting .293/.387/.402 for the Armada this season in a league that features the likes of Jose Lima(notes), Mac Suzuki and Hideki Irabu must be great for Womack. After all, he's still getting paid to play a kid's game.
But it's not Womack's hitting that has the Internet Tubes abuzz. Add a ball to the equation and, sorry Josh, but few care. It's his nimble digits, the lightest fingers this side of a cabal of Times Square pickpockets, that are providing him this 15 minutes.
If you listen to the video, you'll hear Womack say he bruised a palm sliding into home. He's doing magic while injured!
Of course, the first thing one thinks about this video in this cynical society probably is:
Is is fake?
It seems real. No Photoshop or Final Cut Pro kind of sleight of hand here. Steroids? Well, who knows in this day and age. Let's hope not.
In case you're not convinced, here's another routine caught on tape (VIDEO) that includes Prentice Redman, a former major leaguer.
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That was fantastic!
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Houston Astros) rave about a certain sorry, stuck up, ego lip puffing, spitting, center fielder who is not nearly as good as the manager and TV announcer thinks and says he is. It is sickening to watch every game we play.
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I wonder how much of a distraction that is in batting practice.
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in forever we have the time to think of these things and I'm not taking away from our genius to have the internet to show everyone who seeks such entertainment a chance to see it. great progress. well that's about all on this post for me.
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To #16: You don't do it with a pen in your hand, you do with a bat! LOL :P
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If you look there is no shadow of the bat. Totally fake
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It's not fake, look at his arm motion, he flips them back to put the bat in motion, it's not a photoshop glitch.
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