October 06, 2008
Besides for it being baseball's equivalent of dancing on the Cowboys' star, there's a reason you didn't see Ryan Howard or Jimmy Rollins sliding down the slide of Bernie Brewer's chalet after the Phillies clinched a trip to the NLCS on Sunday.
As outlined on this sign in the visitor's clubhouse, it is strictly forbidden by Miller Park law.
Personally, I like the "We'll tell your parents!" threat of that last line. Certainly nothing says "Just wait until your father gets home!" like "Go up there and Pat Gillick will trade you to Washington!"