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Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:15 am EDT

Why the Tampa Bay Rays should sign Barry Bonds

With Barry Bonds currently out of work and teams always looking to improve their lot in MLB, the Shunned One's name will undoubtedly be brought up countless times this season. So each week until Mr. Bonds catches a fulltime ride, the Stew will feature a team that might be able to use his impressive services.

The question will always be a simple one: Should your team finally take the plunge and sign the most controversial man in sport? Today's argument comes from David Chalk of Bugs & Cranks, a man so into Tampa Bay baseball that he refuses to acknowledge that the team name no longer includes the word "Devil."

However, he says he'll consider simply calling them the Rays if management brings Bonds to town ... 

“It’s Barry Bonds — who wouldn’t want to have him on their team? He still hit, what, 28 home runs last year? He’s walking a lot, still been very productive. You can understand why we could be interested in him. I’m surprised to see him not signed yet.”  — Carl Crawford
While I very much appreciate 'Duk and Big League Stew giving me the opportunity to be a part of this series, I have to start by saying it is an absolute disgrace that such a series exists.

EVERY team should be trying to sign Barry Bonds.

This is The G-POPE we are talking about. The Greatest Player On Planet Earth. The man, who last season, at the tender age of 41, led the majors in on-base percentage. The man who led the National League in walks, the man who was third in the NL in homers per at-bat, the man who was sixth in the NL in OPS.

There isn't a team that couldn't use him as a DH or as at least a third outfielder. (Yes, the outfield. The man played 126 and 130 games in left field the last two years and that he can't play defense in the Majors is as much a myth as his enlarged head.) The above is certainly true of my beloved Tampa Bay Devil Rays, who I sincerely hope will indeed sign The G-POPE. Obviously, signing Bonds makes baseball sense for our D-Rays. The real issues are money, public perception, clubhouse reception and whether or not Bonds would want to play in Tampa.

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Since I want to see Bonds in Tampa, here's a look at each obstacle and how the team would climb it.

Money: The Chicago Tribune’s Phil Rogers quoted Devil Rays‘ principal owner Stuart Sternberg as saying  “payroll wouldn’t be an issue” in pursuing Bonds. Issue closed.

Public perception: When the story broke that the Devil Rays organization had internal discussions about pursuing Bonds, a statement was quickly issued proclaiming that it "was a non-story." But, really, there is no reason for our team or any team to confirm interest until after The G-POPE's signature is on a contract.

Furthermore, the D-Rays may have simply been testing the waters and then found them quite favorable.  There was little if any public condemnation of the potential move, and many fans expressed hope that Bonds would become a Devil Ray, including season ticket holder Dick Vitale

Clubhouse reaction: Not an issue. Besides the quote from Carl Crawford above, manager Joe Maddon and star centerfielder B.J. Upton have both been vocal about wanting Bonds.

Would Bonds want to be a Devil Ray?: If we offer Bonds a chance to play right away, along with a promise to trade him before the deadline if we are out of contention, it seems like a win-win situation for the man.

Randy Winn, both a former Devil Ray and former G-POPE teammate, questioned whether Bonds would want to come to Tampa because the team is not a proven winner. Yet, our Devil Rays are off to a decent start and getting great pitching despite having two of our top three starters on the DL.

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Adding Bonds to an already potent offense would make it the envy of all of baseball. Plus, there's also the little matter of putting asses in seats. Despite fielding a promising team, through our first six home dates, we are 28th in the Majors in attendance, averaging 18,040 per game, ahead of only the Marlins and Pirates.

But let's be real. We'd be bringing Bonds to Tampa to help the team win. In March, Cork Gaines of Rays Index and MLB Trade Rumors commissioned CHONE simulations that predicted both the Mets and the Devil Rays would win three more games with Bonds than they would without him. 

Don't think three games sounds like that much? Well, for seven teams in '07, a three-game swing was the difference between making and missing the postseason.

So go ahead and do it, D-Rays.

Sign Barry Bonds before some other team beats you in coming to its senses.

A big BLS thanks to David Chalk for his thoughts. Read more of his writings on the Rays at Bugs & Cranks. Additional thanks goes to The Sporting Orange for the sweet Bonds photoshop job. 

If you have an argument for The Barry Bonds Job Watch, e-mail 'Duk here.  

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  1. jazz
    1. Posted by jazz Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    duk, do you spend all of your time fantasizing about barry bonds?
  2. Duk
    2. Posted by 'Duk Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    No, only about 48 percent.
  3. jazz
    3. Posted by jazz Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    cool, likewise.
  4. yay_area_production
    4. Posted by yay_area_production Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:55 pm EDT

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    Im from the SF bay area. I would love to see Bonds play and would be a fan of any team that would pick him up. Im glad to see positive stories and blogs about him. Thanks. I'd say Im a little less than 48% but I check on the latest news daily in hope. I feel like we lost the Micheal Jordan or Barry Sanders of baseball. I probably wont be much interested in baseball when his era of players are gone.
  5. L.
    5. Posted by L. Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:33 pm EDT

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    Hey Duk, how'd you get a gig like this?
  6. cameron m
    6. Posted by cameron m Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    Chalk, you are the G-SWOPE - the greatest sportswriter on planet Earth. Not get back over to Bugs & Cranks. We have an 11:30 and you're on the hook for donuts this week.
  7. phillip
    7. Posted by phillip Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    no one should sign Bonds! he has disgraced the game and should never make it to the Hall of Fame!
  8. Andie
    8. Posted by Andie Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:01 pm EDT

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    There are donuts? Where are you hiding the donuts, Cam?
  9. NGibson69
    9. Posted by NGibson69 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    Lol! It's just a freaking baseball game. I lost all my respect for the game when they s/h/i/t on P.Rose the way they did. His gambling problem had nothing to do with his achievments.Should be in the HOF.The commishioner,and everyone else who thinks you have to be a zaint to be recognized for your accomplishments in the league,are all hipocrites.Let see,I'm sure every fan,player,and manager have broken at least half of the 10 commandments on adaily,weekly,or monthly basis. As far as we know the players were on cocaine throughout the history of the game.They never had the standards then like they do today. It makes me sick to hear all you zaints sit and complain about somebody when you all are no differant behind closed doors.I say just let them play the game.How many players do you think have ever drank a beer?Barry in my book your the King,and nobody's perfect.
  10. Gilbert
    10. Posted by Gilbert Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    I would believe in the D-Rays as a potential playoff team if they signed Bonds. Good work Chalk.
  11. Sean O
    11. Posted by Sean O Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:54 pm EDT

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    let anyone say what they want, but bonds in that rays lineup would turn them into a team that terrifies me even more than they already do as a yankee fan. and they still would be "underrated"
  12. SuperD
    12. Posted by SuperD Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    I'd love to see Barry play in Tampa. With his bat added to that lineup and the pitching staff they have.I LIKE IT!!!!
  13. Townie
    13. Posted by Townie Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    Well done, Chalk.
    I'd love to see a defensive outfield of Bonds, Holliday and Hawpe (or Spilborghs) in Coors Field. Think about how many times the announcer would say -- "That one's gonna roll all the way to the wall."
  14. Leifericson
    14. Posted by Leifericson Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    it is getting tougher and tougher to understand this issue.
    he got caught first so he gets the most punishment?!?! how should that make any difference?
    i see that the yankees got the usual free pass though a lot of that team is guilty of the same thing.
    what a surprise.
    getting caught for steroids should carry the same penalty for everyone who gets caught, right?
    i don't understand why it's different for some?!?!! (actually i do, but i'll "pretend" i don't.)
    it's sort of like being in a pack of 10 cars on the highway and being the only one pulled over!!
    it's really not fair from your perspective, even though you did do something wrong.
  15. Leifericson
    15. Posted by Leifericson Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    Yeah, I guess I'd like to see him in Tampa.
    I like that team, and they could sure use him.
    That is, if it's ok for players caught using the stuff to still play?
    I guess it IS, so why not?
  16. TYBUD
    16. Posted by TYBUD Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    Im also from the SF area and loved watching Bonds play. I believe he is still the most intimidating hitter to any pitcher. He's the all time HR Leader (not to mention he has NEVER been suspended for ANY postive drug test). He gets on base ALL the time and thats what wins ballgames. I wouldn't want to even dare pitch to him reguardless of his age. Being a Giants fan, I would buy any Jersey with his name on it reguardless of the Team. He's the man & still the G-POPE. The Rays should diffenately sign him before its too late.
  17. Cobweb
    17. Posted by Cobweb Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:35 pm EDT

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    Wow, it's really neat seeing all the positive stuff about Bonds and the D-rays. He would only make this team better! Hey, if the leaders on this team want him and you know he can still be productive, what's the hold up?
  18. Steve A
    18. Posted by Steve A Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:43 pm EDT

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    I think the warm weather would be good for him. What are the fences like at D Ray stadium?
  19. Rob
    19. Posted by Rob Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:38 pm EDT

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    Bonds can suck my ballz!!! cheater
  20. Tim
    20. Posted by Tim Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    There is no such team as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays anymore....This article lost some validity because it's the Rays now. Plus Hinske has been swinging so well to start the year they have no real need for him. I think they are more concerned with getting Garza and Kaz back
  21. Sean
    21. Posted by Sean Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:54 pm EDT

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    By my count, you owe the rays' charity $9 for using "devil"
  22. Freddie Kool
    22. Posted by Freddie Kool Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    Hey numnuts, evidently there is a lot more than your nuts that are num. it's against the law to keep smoking that gainesville green. bonds is a cheater and a liar and belongs in the cornfield with shoeless joe, pete rose, mark mcguire, sammy sosa, jason giambi,jose canseco, the finger pointer from baltimore, and all the other turkeys that try to make a mockery of the great game of baseball.
  23. NGibson69
    23. Posted by NGibson69 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    All those names you just mentioned should all be in the hall of fame.Secondly, I could care less about what the league stands for.I only watch it because it's entertaining,not because I'm in need of a role model.LOL! This country has worse issues to worry about.I say let them all do whatever drugs they want,that way it's a level playing field.Tired of all the hipocrites.

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