Q: So what do Roger Clemens and Britney Spears have in common, besides for fallen idol status?
A: From today's Daily News, on the famous golf party at the Bob Hope Classic:
News reports have described Clemens as being in attendance as recently as two years ago, dancing around the party with an 8-foot-long boa constrictor around his neck.
Absolutely fantastic. If there is any justice in this world, that clip lands on YouTube by lunchtime.