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10. It was a very special "Steve Harvey Show."

9. Tropicana Field forgot to pay cable bill.

8. Aunt Bea from "Andy Griffith" takes up way too much bandwith.

7. Aging Ted Turner messing around in TV truck unnecessarily trying to colorize live programming that's already in color.

6. Careless minimum-wage security guards in charge of SuperStation on weekends.

5. Because so many "Frank TV" commercials were in the pipeline, the computers were confused into thinking it was 4:30 on Friday afternoon.

4. Hoping umps would delay the start of the game, Red Sox fan and CNN host Anderson Cooper sabotaged the broadcast because he knew he wouldn't get home in time to see the first pitch.

3. Schedule maker went to bed in the middle of the seventh on Thursday night, figured series was over.

2. Humane producer wanted to spare America from Chip Caray for just a little while longer.

1. Like Barack Obama plans to during the World Series, Harvey bought as much airtime as he could afford so people would be forced to watch his damn reruns.

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  1. Joshua W
    1. Posted by Joshua W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    Awful top 10
  2. settes0
    2. Posted by settes0 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:14 pm EDT

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    the only thing worse than frank tv ads are jokes about frank tv ads
  3. Jeff P
    3. Posted by Jeff P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    i vote for the frank tv reason.
  4. Patrick R
    4. Posted by Patrick R Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 pm EDT

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    #3 was good
  5. Chris S
    5. Posted by Chris S Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT

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    #3 should have been #1. No doubt about it, since its actually feasible.
  6. Rob B
    6. Posted by Rob B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    my balls hurt
  7. Rob B
    7. Posted by Rob B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:01 pm EDT

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    Here's a good reason
    TBs is only equipped to broadcast things of no consequence like Braves games, Steve Harvey, and Bill Engvall so they were bound to screw up something that actually mattered.
  8. The Reverend
    8. Posted by The Reverend Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Frank from FrankTV is a human balloon, hes not funny at all
  9. filmgoer
    9. Posted by filmgoer Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm EDT

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    I am and was NOT amused! And TBS' coverage of the playoffs has been deplorable to say the least. The commentators are biased to say the least. Gee, I thought the commentators of any sport were to be OBJECTIVE...I'm wrong! Horrible coverage! MLB should say NO to TBS next time!
  10. Eagleputt
    10. Posted by Eagleputt Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:21 pm EDT

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    TBS blows, frank tv is retarded
  11. eshmart2003
    11. Posted by eshmart2003 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    i like
  12. eshmart2003
    12. Posted by eshmart2003 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    i like
  13. shattakilla
    13. Posted by shattakilla Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    hotttdoogs get ya o ummm go steve harvey Ripppppp bernie mac
  14. F
    14. Posted by F Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:02 pm EDT

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    Chip Caray is a tool and the only reason he is working is because of his last name.
    Hey Chip..put those Red Sox pom poms you blowhard !
  15. F
    15. Posted by F Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:02 pm EDT

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    Ron Darling sucks too !!
  16. Jogger
    16. Posted by Jogger Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:03 pm EDT

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    I love Number 1. I hope Obama losses.
  17. Tien T
    17. Posted by Tien T Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    david brown you are not funny
  18. Schreibs
    18. Posted by Schreibs Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    This is not even remotely funny.
  19. Michael K
    19. Posted by Michael K Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:33 pm EDT

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    wow dude, you suck, at life.......epic fail
  20. F
    20. Posted by F Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:02 pm EDT

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    The phils with their hot hitters and immensely better bullpen will eat these teams up.
    GO PHILS !!!
  21. doug c
    21. Posted by doug c Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:47 pm EDT

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    shouldve given it more thought, maybe you couldve come up with better
  22. John M
    22. Posted by John M Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    Definitely epic fail, Michael K... good call.
    Nothing anyone can do will spare us from Chip Caray. Harry, Skip and Satan are smoking up some stogies and throwing down Budweisers right now, so Chip will have his way on earth until he joins those three. Chip Caray and Joe Buck would both be hustling BJs on Santa Monica boulevard if their dad's hadn't been big time announcers.
  23. Mike W
    23. Posted by Mike W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:25 pm EDT

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    I just wasted 3 minutes of my life! Damn you yahoo! Damn you to hell!
  24. Cubs
    24. Posted by Cubs Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Uhhhh
  25. Lansing Red
    25. Posted by Lansing Red Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    R U stupid?

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