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It wasn't that long ago that San Francisco was dominated by a baseball player who upped his performance by using any kind of substance, including the clear and the cream.

Thankfully for Giants fans, they've been freed from cheering the ways of Barry Bonds(notes) and now get to appreciate Tim Lincecum(notes), who uses a different kind of cream to bolster his effort on game days. 

According to the Associated Press, the reigning Cy Young downed an "ice cream taco" on Tuesday before going out and throwing a masterful complete game in a 4-1 win over the A's in Oakland. The effort marked the fourth time that Lincecum has gone the distance in his career and second time against Oakland this season. He's 7-2 with a 2.57 ERA and 124 strikeouts this season and is definitely in the NL Cy Young discussion. He'll almost definitely be appearing in next month's All-Star Game ... if he can avoid getting sick this time, of course.  

Thankfully, Major League Baseball has not developed a reliable test for Breyers or Dairy Queen, because if baseball ever rehabs its image, it'll be be on the backs of guys like Lincecum. A whirling wisp of a pitcher, Lincecum often seems too good to be true, a media creation bound to eventually be torn down. But then you hear about him eating a childhood treat to fuel up for another start and you realize even more that he's really the guy he's advertised to be. Look, if there's a more likable player in the bigs, I don't know about him.  

Also, I can vouch for the powers of the Choco Taco. Back in my ice cream truck days, those treats cost $1.75 and would pretty much take up all of my treat allowance for the rest of the week. But passing up a couple of more days of Bomb Pops and Flintstones Pushups was completely worth it, because those tacos pretty much took me straight through from my Little League game and deep into a rousing night of ghost in the graveyard. Good choice, Timmy. 

Bonus question: SI's Jon Heyman brought up this choice on his Twitter this morning and it'd make for a pretty good debate in the comments below. If you were starting your own franchise, would you select Lincecum or Kansas City's Zack Greinke(notes) as your staff ace?

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  1. gmoneystyles
    1. Posted by gmoneystyles Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:31 pm EDT

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    No idiot halladay
  2. Mike J
    2. Posted by Mike J Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:35 pm EDT

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    Timmy for sure, the mechanics of his pitching suggests he SHOULD be healthy for a long time, not to say Zackarham won't be healthy, but if i know a guy is going out of his way to ensure no arm problems develope because of the way he pitches, and he pitches the way this kid does, well sir, he gets my vote. Plus he's far more marketable than a guy who wants to be out of the spot light.
  3. RRC
    3. Posted by RRC Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    Nice story. Lincecum as my staff ace no doubt
  4. bandogypsys
    4. Posted by bandogypsys Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:39 pm EDT

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    timmy, he's done it for a full season already and his mechanics are once in a lifetime
  5. Dwayne
    5. Posted by Dwayne Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:45 pm EDT

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    Choco Taco's are really good.
  6. Deker
    6. Posted by Deker Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:49 pm EDT

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    Staff ace? Lincecum by far over Greinke. Lincecum already won a Cy Young and has great mechanics, a good head on his shoulders. Greinke is great, but he has a spotty history of emotional problems and slumps that he goes through. Although he is shaking it and having an awesome year, Lincecum is the pitcher you want to build the team around.
  7. Justin Y
    7. Posted by Justin Y Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:50 pm EDT

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    Timmy, no doubt. He has a Cy Young under his belt.
  8. This is Dave, Hello There!
    8. Posted by This is Dave, Hello There! Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:56 pm EDT

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    You drove an ice cream truck, Kevin? Creepy.
  9. LIL G
    9. Posted by LIL G Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:23 pm EDT

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    Hey, the sound of an ice cream truck's bell was music when we were young. Of course, when we were young, kids played in yards,and older kids worked summer jobs. Timmy for sure, he electrifies. Opposing teams watch for the fun of it, not just to "solve" him.
  10. eyebleaf
    10. Posted by eyebleaf Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:30 pm EDT

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    I'd pick Halladay.
  11. Kb
    11. Posted by Kb Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:34 pm EDT

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    lincecum if i had to choose from those 2, but halladay other wise.
  12. Dan
    12. Posted by Dan Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:42 pm EDT

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    Man, first we had the miracle playoff burrito, and now this thing!
  13. Benny
    13. Posted by Benny Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:57 pm EDT

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    If i had a franchise, i would have obvsiouly selected Brandon Morrow over Lincecum... because i am a mariners fan and that's how we roll.
  14. This is Dave, Hello There!
    14. Posted by This is Dave, Hello There! Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:58 pm EDT

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    But let's say that Halladay drove an ice cream truck for a living and didn't play ball and the choice was Greinke or Lincecum, from whom would you buy a sno cone?
  15. artie c
    15. Posted by artie c Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    I just had a choco taco the other day. they raised their price to 2.25. WTF???
  16. Eddaddy J
    16. Posted by Eddaddy J Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    back in the day when i love chocolate chaco tacos were my summer thing, had i known they would make me a cy young i'd buy the factory.
  17. crc
    17. Posted by crc Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    halladay for staff ace AND ice cream truck driver.
  18. sylis2182
    18. Posted by sylis2182 Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    I would pick timmy also.. only becaue Hamels is not an options.. WS MVP over cy young any day
  19. justjc
    19. Posted by justjc Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:01 pm EDT

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    So, you would take David Eckstein as your starting Shortstop then? He won the World Series MVP just two years ago and now he can't get a job. I'd take Timmy. Greinke is a bit of a head case.
  20. isaac m
    20. Posted by isaac m Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:28 pm EDT

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    I can't believe so many of you think that Lincecum is the obvious choice. One mentioned Lincecum's perfect mechanics. Greinke also has perfect mechanics. Another mentioned Greinke's anxiety. That hasn't been an issue for three years now. They are both great pitchers no doubt but I don't think it's braindead obvious like people are making it appear. I think Greinke is the better pure athlete. His pitch velocity will range from 60mph to 97mph in some games. I can't say that Lincecum doesn't do this but over the course of a game Greinke just gets better. Opponents averages drop rather drastically from the first inning on to the point that they are hitting under .150 towards the end of the game. Sure, Lincecum has won a Cy Young award but that's not what I would use as the deciding factor here. Overall, it's a no lose situation. They are both great pitchers and so is Halladay for that matter.
  21. Madnav
    21. Posted by Madnav Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:47 pm EDT

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    Choco Tacos are goooooddddddd. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Btw, I'd take the Freak anyday over the rest of MLB's young aces, even though I'm an A's fan. Mazzaro anyone!?
  22. woo.seehohorun
    22. Posted by woo.seehohorun Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:51 pm EDT

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    no doubt timmy. sorry isaac, but he's shown great consistency over his first 3 years (as short as that sounds, unlike greinke's first few years. and i'm not putting down his comeback story, which in itself is a testament to his great resiliency. lincecum's stuff is just more dominant if you were to factor in run support, pitching in the stretch, etc.
  23. William N
    23. Posted by William N Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:03 pm EDT

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    Choco-Tacos suck now with the cinnamon ice cream they use.
  24. FreeBonds
    24. Posted by FreeBonds Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    Lincecum, easy. I don't mean to make light of Greinke's anxiety disorder, but I'd be afraid that would pop up again at some point. Plus, Lincecum is just better.
  25. NE Philly
    25. Posted by NE Philly Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:08 pm EDT

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    Timmy's not pumped up 'roids? I think he's really 3 foot tall and blew up like Barry.
    Speaking of creepy, isn't it weird how Lincecum and Hamels look very similar. I didn't see Cole in Philly Tuesday night, I'm just saying.
    Also, WS MVP is nice and I'm glad a Phillie finally won one, but a Cy Young award is definately more valuable.

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