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Rob Iracane is a lifelong Yankee fan and an occasional Stew contributor. In this piece about Yankee Stadium, he says that a lifetime of his baseball memories were created in a renovated place he now feels conflicted about. To read some other and infinitely more sentimental  memories of Yankee Stadium, check out what readers of Big League Stew had to say.

Tear it down already, the dump. Have enough cliches been written about Yankee Stadium to make even the sappiest of baseball fans cringe? Yankee Stadium was not built by Babe Ruth. Yankee Stadium is not the greatest sporting arena in the history of humankind. Yankee Stadium is not a cathedral.

No, it's a colossal concrete corporate castle, and if it were really a historic cathedral, we wouldn't be talking about tearing it down for something bigger and better. Take a cue from the architectural relics of Europe and Asia: those things were built to last and some of them are still standing after thousands of years. Yankee Stadium has been around in its modern incarnation for just thirty-three years, having been gutted and renovated between 1973 and 1974.

This is what we're eulogizing now? A building whose skeleton is 85 years old but lost its charm and character 33 years ago when it got some cheap plastic surgery? It's the Joan Rivers of baseball parks. Head over to Yankee Stadium one last time this weekend and you will see something far different than the place where Mickey Mantle and Joe DiMaggio played. Gone is the picturesque entrance facade. Gone are the monuments and flagpole from center field. Gone are the tall light stanchions dotting the roofline. Gone is the copper frieze, painted white by the CBS corporation in the 1960s. What original detail is left to save in this place besides the foundation?

And oh, that foundation! Yankee Stadium has narrow concourses, tiny and filthy bathrooms, inconveniently located concessions, and the charm of a dungeon in those horribly, horrible ramps that funnel fans in and out of games. Perhaps these conveniences were once considered fan-friendly but no billion-dollar franchise should ever treat their paying customers (and boy, do they pay) with such a building.

Worst of all —and if you've been there in the last few years you know what I'm talking about — Yankee Stadium smells worse than the city it was built in. Decades of rotting peanut shells and stale beer puddles have rendered the stench so bad, it will burn your olfactory nerves with one healthy whiff.

Still, it would be reprehensible of me to finish this retrospective without telling you how much I actually adore that concrete building in the Bronx. Heck, it's not about the glass, concrete, and stone; It's about the love of the game and the memories. I've been to hundreds of games and I've seen thousands of pitches and clapped my hands together enough times to remove all the lines from my palms. I will absolutely miss my experience seeing Real Live Baseball in that place, from my first trip to the Stadium as a lad to see Don Mattingly scoop grounders at first, to Game 1 of the 2000 World Series when the eternally hapless Mets blew a ninth inning lead, to this Sunday night when I will consume my last hot dog and box of popcorn and beer with my dad before leaving that dump I love for the last time ever.

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  1. va
    1. Posted by va Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:31 pm EDT

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    whoever wrote this- you're a fool. yankee stadium is to baseball what ny is to the world. i don't care how dirty it is, i'm sad to see it being torn down
  2. mikez34
    2. Posted by mikez34 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:20 pm EDT

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    ....and what exactly is ny to the world?
  3. zubee
    3. Posted by zubee Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    The person who wrote this needs a check up from the neck up plain and simple. I don't care what his personal feelings are, the fact is there has been more than just baseball history made at Yankee Stadium. The is the park where baseball legends played and legends of society have visited and made their marks on history. Reading the trash this person wrote makes me wonder if he would consider tearing down St. Patricks Cathedral too just because it is too old.
  4. djsperr
    4. Posted by djsperr Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    Wow this is terrible... how can you call yourself a fan and "lifelong fan" at that? I'm pretty sure it's not so much as celebrating the building itself but what has happened inside it and the teams that have won so many championships for you NY fans and all of those postseason moments. I like what zubee said: "is the park where baseball legends played and legends of society have visited and made their marks on history"
    This is truely garbage just like the contributions to Morning Juice were.
  5. Captain Chaos
    5. Posted by Captain Chaos Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:29 pm EDT

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    Favorite moment at the stadium, was when some idoit fat redsox female fan fell into the net behind the catcher trying to to catch a foul ball. had to delay the game cause she couldn't climb back to her seat. gotta give her credit though she never dropped the hotdog!
  6. Bryan V
    6. Posted by Bryan V Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    Nice comment, that it "smells worse than the city it was built in."
    Your poor excuse for an article reeks of being contrary for its own sake.
    You shed no light, please, stay far away from new york and you won't be missed.
    Any of the fans have more wit and insight than this. Your ramblings stink
    worse than anything near new york. Why don't you just drop dead.
  7. Brian
    7. Posted by Brian Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    It isn't about the structure it is about all of the things that have happened inside of it.
  8. MarkF
    8. Posted by MarkF Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:18 pm EDT

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    Rob's right. If it's so great, why is it being torn down?
  9. KPO M
    9. Posted by KPO'M Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    Overall, the post is pretty negative, but there is one very valid point, here. Why is it being torn down? Wouldn't it have been better (and probably cheaper) to gut it again like it was in 1973, but this time restore it to its former glory (while adding some fan-friendly amenities)? After all, it's only the 3rd-oldest ballpark in the majors, and the two older ones aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
  10. R. A. Wrexhall
    10. Posted by R. A. Wrexhall Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    The smell of New York city in the summertime: the reek of mountainous heaps of "stinking, fetid garbage" in the immortal words of Dave Barry. (And, don't get me wrong, I love
  11. mbliller
    11. Posted by mbliller Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:12 pm EDT

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    the memories that we have of yankee stadium, fenway and wrigley belong to our generation and our parents generation. to keep kids interested we need to move on to nicer, more fan friendly venues. let our kids form their memories and they can compare them to ours.
  12. Beaver
    12. Posted by Beaver Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    # 10 Are you talking about Fendump Pk? The only thing it is known for is Manny's Porta Potty in leftfield. Otherwise the place is a dump. What else would you expect from a small market team like the Socks.
  13. A NEW YORK YANKEE FAN
    13. Posted by A NEW YORK YANKEE FAN Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:12 pm EDT

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    What is NY to the world? It the best city in the world - bar NONE.
    It smells?? I'd take generations of stink over the smell of corporate plastic, any day.
    Why is it being torn down? Corporate greed... the same greed that has gotten the economy turned upside down this week - making money isn't enough anymore, making alot of money is not enough anymore - they have to squeeze every last penney out of Everything.
    What's wrong with tearing the Stadium down? Everything - anyone who has any authority should be ashamed of themselves for letting it happen - MLB, the City of New York, etc...
  14. Saro G
    14. Posted by Saro G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    hey rob, savor that 2000* title, cause it will be the last one you'll see for a while.
    *how many roiders were on that team again?
  15. Saro G
    15. Posted by Saro G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    and what i find so funny is that as a yankee fan, rob couldn't help himself to take a shot at the mets. 4th place must be pretty irritating, right? i thought you guys took the high ground with all the tradition and glory.
  16. Beaver
    16. Posted by Beaver Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:17 pm EDT

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    #19 I believe your mama was on that team. Wasn't she called Sarrow Girl me bend over?
  17. Bryan V
    17. Posted by Bryan V Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    Oh god, red sux fans creeping up everywhere, they're in every article about the yankees.
    There aren't enough milleniums left to catch up to 26, and deep down they know that. Plus they have no identity. They're "new money", like the angels in the west. They were so much better at being losers. Listen guy, it's just time between yankee dynasties, that's all. Every other decade or so - another yankee dynasty. Been going on long before huge payrolls and steroids, boys. Your inferiority complex is well justified.
  18. Skip Leach
    18. Posted by Skip Leach Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    Yankme stadium is a dump
  19. Bryan V
    19. Posted by Bryan V Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    They have more fans because they've won more than anyone. They spend the most because they make the most, are you people stupid? Yes you are. Please, don't think you can tell the yankee brass anything they don't know. Just watch games in your pathetic little home park, whatever it is.
  20. aeromel36
    20. Posted by aeromel36 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    no one outside ny cares about yankee stadium. i don't understand the boo hoos and the tributes. it's an old building that needs tearing down like a derelict shopping mall. ny get over yourselves, there's an entire planet out here who would rather see real news.
  21. CMart
    21. Posted by CMart Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:25 pm EDT

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    All of you posters who are criticizing the writer of this article really need to either read it again, or, if that doesn't work, get your head examined. Did you really not note the sarcasm and irony in his article?? I mean come on people, read the last paragraph!!! He is actually WITH you and criticizing all the people who don't see the historical and cultural significance of the stadium. I mean really guys, read the whole thing before flying off the handle.
  22. Nick S
    22. Posted by Nick S Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    they pay you to write this crap?!? Baseball is an AMERICAN sport, and the first game was IN the state of New York... I may be a fan of the Sox, but all fans KNOW when something important is leaving and not returning... This stadium is getting a bit too much publicity though, i mean espn didnt talk much about Tiger Stadium when it closed in 1999 or Shea Stadium this year... Just DONT KICK BASEBALL FANS WHILE THEIR DOWN! You ARE OUTNUMBERED.
  23. yankeedude
    23. Posted by yankeedude Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    yankees r history and so is that stadium. had my 1st beer there. Now how many people in the world are going to get to say I had my first beer at the original yankee stadium with one of the greatest franchines in the world. I dont care if its a dump i luv that place. and by the way how bad do u think the new bathrooms r gonna be after the 1st game
  24. jason p
    24. Posted by jason p Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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