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Born on a cold Chicago morning in early February, Big League Stew was the third blog to pop out of that magical YSB-chute. Now, after 11 months spent simmering, we look back at a year of ingredient gathering that took us from the spring sunshine of Florida and Arizona to the midtown madness of the All-Star Game to an October World Series in Philadelphia that featured end of days weather to close out our first full season. It was a fun year, to be sure, and thankfully another one is fast approaching. Whether you believe it or not, we'll be uttering those spine-tingling words about pitchers and catchers before we know it.

Until then, your main Stewards — David Brown, Nick Friedell and myself — would like to thank you for your continued readership with a review of the year that was on the l'il baseball blog we're proud to call home. Happy New Year, everyone.

Big League Stew's Story of the Year The Tampa Bay Rays take baseball and the baseball blogging world by storm

Coming into this gig, I knew that the Yankees and Cubs of the world would be the go-to teams when it came to blogging about baseball. What I couldn't have anticipated was just how much we'd end up writing about a previously anonymous floormat from Florida.

Throughout their entire transformation from early-season curiosities to American League champions, the Rays were the pleasant surprises who brought us more blogworthy material than we could have ever expected. Their rise started during spring training, when they battled the Yankees, it continued during a debate over whether or not they should add Barry Bonds and then survived an explosion of hype that included no less than 267 tribute songs recorded in the Bay area by emerging "artists."

Meanwhile, the team's manager searched the European continent for Rays fans, its head cheerleader swigged beer from the catcher's athletic supporter and the Rookie of the Year third baseman said he was tired of being linked to pictures of a desperate housewife in almost every glass of Dave Brown's Morning Juice. (He also said the first baseman didn't seem that Dominican, which led to the Stew playing a role in its very first mini-controversy, even if it only played out on ESPN Deportes.)

Anyway, when the rising Rays were rewarded with things like out-of-control ALCS celebrations and salutes from strip clubs, it brought a little tear to our eye. Our little baby was all growed up and we no longer find it strange that the Rays occupy a large portion of our daily thoughts. May the new year bring them — and, by extension, us — more of the same. 

Honorable mentions: The Phillies became World (Deleted) Champions!; The saga of Jason Giambi's mustache entertained a nation; Joba Chamberlain impersonation proved to be a profitable career; Mrs. Clemens and Mrs. Canseco compared boob jobs; We said goodbye to Yankee Stadium Shea Stadium, too; Nick Friedell told a good story about Brandon "Taco" Phillips; The Cubs' drought odometer hit triple digits; Some guy named Manny Ramirez caused a bit of a stir in Boston and Los Angeles; The beatification proceedings for Josh Hamilton began

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Best BLS video of the year — The Anti-Hip Bump Revolution

After writing the post that made me Public Enemy #1 to at least 3,000 unamused and unmoved Yahooligans, I took my courageous fight to ban the deadly hip bump to baseball's All-Stars themselves. To their credit, Ryan Braun, Nate McLouth and Milton Bradley understood the tongue-in-cheek nature of my crusade and happily joined in the fun. Michael Young and Grady Sizemore, though? Unamused and unmoved, as well.

Honorable mention — The Road Trip That Made Milwaukee Famous

Back in July, the Stew traveled on an Independence Day weekend junket across the Illinois-Wisconsin border, complete with plenty of knockwurst, Gorman Thomas bobbleheads and REO Speedwagon tunes on the playlist. The six-minute featurette shown below is the net result. (Please pay special attention to the prophet young man predicting the acquisition of CC Sabathia just three days before the fat man showed up to lead the Brewers to their first postseason since '82.) 

Other videos the Stew savored: Mariah Carey threw out the worst first pitch in history; I compiled an "Orel" History of the Dodgers' Baseball Boogie; The '81 Dodgers sang "We Are The Champions"; Noted Phillies fan taught us all how to love; ORIOLES MAGIC!

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The Best of BLS Satire and Mischief — Why the Kansas City Royals shouldn't sign Barry Bonds

Regular Stewies know that our crew is usually located somewhere between drunk circus clowns and gassy newborns when it comes to being serious. That type of approach can make for some entertaining passages, the best of which came in this end-of-days-prediction from guest writer Baron Von Snakin during our Barry Bonds Job Watch series.   

"Here's how it goes: The Royals sign Bonds (probably for a case of Wal-Mart gift cards). People are intrigued, and Kauffman Stadium fills past half-capacity. Lines begin to form for beer, barbecue, and the bathroom. Fans get cranky. Prices go up. Fans get crankier. Some jackass sneaks a kayak into the right field fountain, hoping to fish out a piece of history. Said jackass is electrocuted and every second of the gruesome affair is displayed on the world's largest HD scoreboard. Every child in the stadium is traumatized by the remarkably clear image and pungent aroma of boiling flesh. Fueled by the trauma, these children immediately grow into confused, angry adults, afraid of water and kayaks and cotton candy. They form violent street gangs, borders dissolve, and our once peaceful region settles into a constant state of war ... And that's just the first week."

Honorable mentions: 'Duk proposed World Series move to Wrigley Field; DB detailed 10 things that CC Sabathia and Derek Jeter may have talked about

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The Best of Baseball Media

It can be argued that we wouldn't even have baseball blogs were it not for the goofs and gaffes of the TV folks who cover the daily grind. Here are a few of our favorite quotes that found a space on the Stew this year.

Rick Sutcliffe on Erin Andrews' wardrobe selection: "Well, I'm more worried about Erin, than I was me. Wearing that skirt tonight in the Windy City? You think all eyes weren't on her during batting practice?"

Reds' announcer Franchester Brennaman on Cubs fans: "There are balls coming from all over the place. Left field, center field, right field. ... See, this is the kind of thing, quite honestly right now, that makes you want to see this Chicago Cubs team lose. .. [F]ar and away, the most obnoxious fans in baseball, in this league, are those who follow this team right here. ... You simply root against them. I've said all winter — they talk about this team winning the division — and my comment is, they won't win it because, at the end of the day, they still are the Chicago Cubs, and they will figure out a way to screw this whole thing up."

Jeff Kent on legendary Dodgers' announcer Vin Scully: "Vin Scully talks too much ... I've been here four years and I have never seen Vin Scully down here in the clubhouse. How does Vin Scully know me? How does Vin Scully know Derek Lowe?"

TBS exec Jeff Gregor on FrankTV ads: "This is just a hypothesis on my side: You think there are a lot of (FrankTV) spots, but there's actually not as many as you think," Gregor said. "They're just so good at entertaining and engaging that when they come on you feel like you just saw one not too long ago."

Honorable sports media mentions: Dennis Eckersley hates when you call his haircut a mullet; Hawk Harrelson blames White Sox woes in Metrodome on sound waves; YES Network reminds Terry Crowley he's still lucky to be in "bleepin" baseball; Mike Blowers puts the Curse of the Rally Fries upon the Mariners

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BLS listicle of the year The Dick Trickle All-Stars: Baseball players with NASCAR names

If we learned anything in creating a 44-driver lineup for our inaugural Hank Aaron 755, it was that some people just don't have a sense of humor and/or irony. I mean, if you can't crack a smile when imagining Buddy Carlyle or Aaron Boone trading a cap for a helmet and running behind 750 horses while wearing eye black and a pair of cleats ...

Honorable mentions: Derek Jeter did his best Tony Stark impression, dating 6 of Maxim's Hot 100; Jon Lester pitched a no-no and joined our list of baseball's All-Star cancer survivors a.k.a. "The John Kruk All-Stars"; Chas. Hustle and Ray Fosse beat out ol' Teddy Ballgame in our Most Memorable Memory: ASG Edition tourney; Alfonso Soriano's bunnyhop business puts him in line to join the list of the stupidest on-field injuries in sports history 

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The Best of Fashion Ump

From the gruesome ("Cleric" Gagne's beard and Giambi's golden thong) to the offensive (Chief Wahoo in stars-n-stripes and Wrigleyville's 'Horry Kow' shirts) to the simply awesome (Elmer Fudd caps and Toronto's powder blues), Fashion Ump was always there to offer a ruling. 

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The Best of Answer Man

After braving the periils of the clubhouse to find out the answers to our most pressing questions — Has Cole Hamels ever smoked a cigarette? Does CC Sabathia ever read The Onion? — our own Dave Brown produced some of the Stew's best journalism with his unparalleled Answer Man sessions. A detailed rundown of his most memorable run-ins and exchanges can be found in his just-published Best of Answer Man post.   

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The Best of BLS photoshoppin' — The BLS Postseason Bid Acceptance Speech series

More Y! Sports year of the blog posts: The Y! Sports Blogs (general), Shutdown Corner (NFL), Ball Don't Lie (NBA), Puck Daddy (NHL), Dr. Saturday (NCAAF), The Dagger (NCAAB), From the Marbles (NASCAR), Devil Ball (golf) and Cage Writer (MMA)

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  1. Ryan W
    1. Posted by Ryan W Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:40 pm EDT

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    Ever going to pick up the Stadium reviews again? Still waiting on Kaufman... even if we didn't fry a guy in a kayak.
  2. Brett K
    2. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    What about best C-A-C?
    What about best comment?
    What about best stupid moment of the year?
    What about best/worst quote?
    there is soooo much more to this list
  3. Brett K
    3. Posted by Brett K Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    Good point Ryan W., KC needs some love.
  4. hans k
    4. Posted by hans k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    Tampa Bay again next season! Go Rays!
  5. hans k
    5. Posted by hans k Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:16 pm EDT

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    And I am from Europe! Haven't seen Maddon over here, but in may in I will be in Tampa!
  6. bookworm19592001
    6. Posted by bookworm19592001 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    How about something...just a little taste (heehee) of Jacoby Ellsbury for us horny old broads..lol...not asking for much..maybe a candid shot of him in his tighty whities laying across my tigerskin bedspread.Pleasssssseeee.
  7. Five_outs
    7. Posted by Five_outs Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    I want some of that Patron
  8. Jeff Tjader
    8. Posted by Jeff Tjader Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    I still don't get it.
  9. John J
    9. Posted by John J Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    I'm curious, what time do you root for Duk?
  10. John J
    10. Posted by John J Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:59 pm EDT

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    What team I mean
  11. Geoff D
    11. Posted by Geoff D Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:26 pm EDT

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    man ram rules, the rest well is the rest
  12. QUE RICO
    12. Posted by QUE RICO Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:42 pm EDT

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    Aauuu! yankees 09, Aauuu! pop Chanpagne, 500 million just is still not enough, is not splurging if you got it like that. Aaauuu!! Happy new year dukie boy !
  13. FarmerJ
    13. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    great article, thanks for the good read
  14. zubee
    14. Posted by zubee Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    Hey there, agree, debate, argue. It was all good in 2008. Lets hope we all have some more good things to debate in 2009. To all baseball friends and sports fans, I wish you all a very Happy New Year. May all your teams do well in 2009. Zubee.
  15. felonious_hex
    15. Posted by felonious_hex Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:59 pm EDT

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    still waiting for an answer to the pressing question of the year here ...
    Who cares?
  16. born in norcal
    16. Posted by born in norcal Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    Thank The Baseball Gods,only 43 days until catchers and pitchers report! I'm counting the days! Baseball Rules! Let's start cookin' the "Stew"
  17. Rob
    17. Posted by Rob Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    And who WON the world series? C'mon, enough with the darling Rays, "end of days" weather, etc, and consider the team, the players and the coaches that won the World Series, or is that journalistically repugnant? The Phillies won the championship. Your big league stew reeks of stew-pidity.
  18. Banzai Pipeline
    18. Posted by Banzai Pipeline Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    The only people pulling for the Phillies were the people in Philly. The Rays were a better story.
  19. bobby m
    19. Posted by bobby m Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    I picked TAMPA BAY AT 200-1 in the begining of the 08 season,it was just a gut feeling. I made a lot of money,and I have been a YANKEE fan for 50 years.Even though i am still a little ticked because my YANKEES got beat,TAMPA BAY HAD A GREAT RUN LAST YEAR AND HAS SOME YOUNG TALENTED KIDS. I just want to be the first to say this LAST YEAR WAS A FLUKE,and as GEORGE BUSH say's" AINT GONNA HAPPEN".I am also not very happy that the YANKEES went out and BOUGHT a team,and Im sure most people hope they fall flat on ther face(BOSTON NATION),but in the end like always THE YANKEES AND BOSTON will be on top and TAMPA BAY won't be ANYWHERE near them.
  20. Ed
    20. Posted by Ed Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:52 pm EDT

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    bobby m, your comments show just what a loser you are. Let's see where your putrid yankees and red sux are at the end of the year. The Rays' pitching will still earn them the division, while the skankees and the sux will be cryiing again. GO RAYS!!!!
  21. Steve D
    21. Posted by Steve D Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:43 pm EDT

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    Oh Bobby m, you siwwy wittle Yankee fan. This is the same ridiculous argument you guys used last year:
    WOO HOO YANKEES R GUNNA WIN CUZ THERE DA YANKEES N THE RAYS CANT WIN CUZ THEY ARENT THE YANKEES...YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!
    This is the same Rays team that won the AL last year, with the DH bat yet to be signed and much more of David Price to come. The Yanks will once again be taught how to build a real team in 2009.
    Go Rays!

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