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Missing something? As gracious hosts to the Houston Astros in a trying time of hurricane madness, the Milwaukee Brewers were kind enough to leave some helpful things for the "home team", who might have been a little rushed to get to their temporary Miller Park home. Here's what was found:

10. Exhaustive leaflet detailing Milwaukee nightlife — with, "For a good time, call (M)andy" and number with 414 area code scribbled on back

9. Google map 'n' directions to Uecker's house ("Key is under the mat in the back. pls, don't use the pool")

8. 30 pair of burnt orange lederhosen (BP only)

7. 30 pair of burnt orange lederhosen (gamers)

6. Most of the frozen meat in Prince's locker

5. Most of the 100 pounds of brie from Bobby Nelson in Kenosha (to go with Drayton McLane's whine)

4. Enormous pair of baseball pants for the Astros' "CC-like guy"

3. Hats for bats

2. Betting slips from what looks like 18 seasons of Sausage Races, for crying out loud

1. Gatorade jug-full of expired "Uncle Ned's Olde-Fashioned Anti-No-Hitter Cider (from concentrate)"


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  1. dheckel2000
    1. Posted by dheckel2000 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    put a fork in 'em, they're done
  2. RYAN B
    2. Posted by RYAN B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    now that yost is toast, brewers probably dont lose again this year!
  3. Stanley M
    3. Posted by Stanley M Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:39 pm EDT

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    We should be able to make Bud "Head Trip" Selig take the drug test for making the Houston Astros play games in Milwaukee which is like a home game for the Cubs. We coulod have played at Round Rock, UT, or various other places instead of Milwakee. May have just played at Wrigley and would have been the same. I must remember that Selig had ownership in Milwaukee at one time. Great move DA!!!
  4. Modern Day Viking
    4. Posted by Modern Day Viking Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:21 pm EDT

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    i guess it really is wrigley north.
  5. Ty
    5. Posted by Ty Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:21 pm EDT

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    brewers suck, cubs suck, go Stro's
  6. joeybal
    6. Posted by joeybal Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    4 things that David brown Lacks!
    1) Humor
    2) wit
    3) Intelligence
    4) for crying out loud "posts".
  7. Coogs
    7. Posted by Coogs Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:35 pm EDT

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    Seriously, was that supposed to be a funny article? Whoever David Brown is, I implore him never to attempt humor again. Poking fun at Milwaukee nightlife? Hah. Classic. That's some really fresh material. Now a joke about sausage races would really be something. Oh, wait....
  8. Travis
    8. Posted by Travis Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:04 pm EDT

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    Jeez !!!!! This is worse than Kaduk himself.
  9. D Sok
    9. Posted by D Sok Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    wow this wasn't funny at all, I feel bad that this guy actually posted this.
  10. miller_park2001
    10. Posted by miller_park2001 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:20 pm EDT

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    Milwaukee nightlife dominates. That entire town drinks like it's their job. More bars per capita than any city in the US.
  11. The M
    11. Posted by The M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:26 pm EDT

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    First the Stros have to travel with
  12. The M
    12. Posted by The M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:26 pm EDT

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    First the Stros have to travel with less than 24hrs notice to the Chicago burbs (but not "Wrigley on rest" 'cause the baby bears lost their @ss there the last Stros series) to play a night day double header. And now Yost gets fired! Looks like Bud never let go of the reigns.
    Dito Da Goat this poster is lame. Drayton’s whine? He actually had a point. The only ones I heard whining were the Cubs when the Braves offered their digs.
  13. tbbc82
    13. Posted by tbbc82 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:57 pm EDT

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    huh? wtf? didn't make the cut for letterman obviously.
  14. J-D
    14. Posted by J-D Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:31 pm EDT

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    That's some bullcrap taking the Cubs and Astros to a "neutral site" that's less than an hour from Chicago. What, they couldn't play in Arlington? The Rangers were out of town last weekend and it barely even rained.
  15. JenniferP
    15. Posted by JenniferP Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    I am amazed that this guy thought this was funny. Maybe that's because I still don't have power, am camped out at a friend's house, and I actually am paying attention to how jacked up my city is right now. Oh yeah, and I'm not a jerk. What a tool this guy is.
  16. bee mee
    16. Posted by bee mee Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:02 pm EDT

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    Play at Round Rock, then the guy could find out how things are at home, that's what's really on their minds, just like it is on all of ours here in Houston and Galvleston.

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