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ESPN reporter Pedro Gomez, known chiefly for tailing Barry Bonds during the Hank Aaron home run chase, bears a striking resemblance to American Idol's Taylor Hicks, Barack Obama's Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and a certain fine Corinthian leather salesman.

Since he also served time as a baseball writer, Gomez  is among the Hall of Fame electorate, and he cast a darned peculiar ballot this year.

Included on Pedro's choices for Cooperstown were Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice, who were elected, along with Andre Dawson and Lee Smith, both of whom elicit reasonable cases.

Oh, and he also voted for Jay Bell.

Wha?

No Bert Blyleven? No Tim Raines?  But Jay Bell?

Yes, that Jay Bell, regarded by Royals Review as the 100th Greatest Royal of All Time for his above-average '97 campaign.

Jay Bell, who finished only 1,037 hits short of 3,000.

Jay Bell, who narrowly missed 200 homers and 100 steals.

Jay Bell, whose OPS of .759 was three whole points above league average during his two-time All-Star career.

Pedro must have had some good reasons to be one of two voters to pick Bell on this year's ballot. They're just not apparent, unless one digs. Below we've listed the 10 most plausible criteria Gomez may have used in placing Bell on his Hall of Fame ballot:

10. The greatest sacrifice bunter of the '90s belongs in Cooperstown, dammit.

9. Confused Bell with Barry Larkin. Sorry, like it's the first time THAT ever happened.

8. Sparking a debate of "Which cap should he wear — Pirates or D'backs?" — was just too saucy to pass up.

7. Look, it's just the Hall of Fame. It's not like it's the greatest honor in the sport or anything. 

6. Barry Bonds told him to do it and Pedro still owed him a solid.

5. Anyone who was traded for Bert Blyleven is a Hall of Famer in my book —  "Anyone Who Was Traded for Bert Blyleven is Hall of Famer In My Book," by Pedro Gomez. Available now!

4. Whoever said you needed 2,000 hits to get into the Hall of Fame?

3. Mistakenly felt sorry for Bell, thinking he was tragically killed on a goodwill mission to earthquake-stricken Central America.

2. Pedro's white Mr. Roarke Suit makes him feel like handing out fantasies, and this is what Mr. Bell wanted, so...

1. Jay's fantastically metrosexual rimless glasses!

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  1. Michael P
    1. Posted by Michael P Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:58 pm EDT

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    I think he should be denied his ability to vote in the future unless he can give us his reasoning for voting for Bell.
  2. mickdog40
    2. Posted by mickdog40 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    seriously, strip this guy of voting rights
  3. jeffutlaw
    3. Posted by jeffutlaw Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    Congrats Tom P, your life's mission is accomplished.
    How can you justify a vote for Jay Bell? On a serious note, there needs to be some sort of accounting for votes like this.
    And who the hell voted for Jesse Orosco?
  4. Jamie Mottram
    4. Posted by Jamie Mottram Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Those are the least metrosexual glasses ever.
  5. Bish
    5. Posted by Bish Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Come on guys...2 time all star. 2 times!
  6. Saro G
    6. Posted by Saro G Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 pm EDT

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    Who could forget Jay's hustle in the ninth inning of Game 7 in 2001? He beat out an awful bunt that should've been a double play.
  7. This is Dave, Hello There!
    7. Posted by This is Dave, Hello There! Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    Bool crap they're not metrosexual
  8. njpaNick
    8. Posted by njpaNick Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    A listicle that actually made me chuckle. Good work, Duk.
  9. Commit2TheIndian
    9. Posted by Commit2TheIndian Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:27 pm EDT

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    At least he did vote for Andre Dawson.
  10. Schlep
    10. Posted by Schlep Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 pm EDT

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    Hey Its pretty obvious, Pedro Gomez used to cover the D-Backs for the Arizona Republic.
  11. Jay Busbee
    11. Posted by Jay Busbee Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    #5 is postmodern genius, DB. I will steal it at the first opportunity I get.
  12. This is Dave, Hello There!
    12. Posted by This is Dave, Hello There! Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm EDT

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    @ Schlep : Yeah, that probably explains Pedro voting for Bell (I forgot to shave with Occam's Razor this morning), but it doesn't excuse it. We're not enablers here.
    @ Buzz B: Jay, I must have sub-consciously stolen No. 5 from somewhere, but if you want to steal it and think of me, I appreciate it. That, and porn, is why there's an internet tube.
  13. FarmerJ
    13. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    I could have sworn i saw this guy on To Catch a Predator
  14. Jordan F
    14. Posted by Jordan F Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    I guess we all know what this means....
    1) He and Mark Grace must not have had a good relationship. Sorry Mark!
    2) Shane Reynolds is going to get a vote next year!! Congrats Shane, well deserved!
  15. sam spade
    15. Posted by sam spade Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:12 pm EDT

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    Gee, I thought he was an idiot.
  16. cuffablimp
    16. Posted by cuffablimp Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:34 pm EDT

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    Jay Bell was a real good ballplayer and the Hall obviously wasn't his destiny but the World Series was and he was a highly instrumental cog in the Diamondbacks climb to the 2001 title. He was a dedicated professional and his 1999 was a great year for any middle infielder and we must not forget he did play for over 15 years, and well. Everyone jumps the gun before thoroughly inspecting the facts. He was real good, period.

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