ModernTube: Mariah Carey and history's worst first pitch

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Continuing with the Stew's blanket coverage of Mariah Carey's first pitch in Tokyo, here's footage from said toss. Make sure to check out the twin mascot escorts (creepy!) and the extended time the Japanese television cameras linger over her legs (even creepier!)

Oh, and don't miss Mariah's terrible form ... Pitching, that is.

While she may have a Cannon for a husband, it's safe to say she doesn't have one for an arm.

(Yes, that was bad. Please accept my apologies by following the jump for a bonus picture.)

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1. Posted by Jamie Mottram Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:28 pm EDT
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Worst. First pitch. Ever. Good to see Mariah is dressing age-appropriate though.
2. Posted by L. Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:33 pm EDT
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She reminds me of Aaron Heilman.
3. Posted by skaplan4584 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:25 pm EDT
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OMG i wish she would have done that at Yankee Stadium she wouldve been BOOOOOED until she left the field. Or after she was carted off from being hit in the head from thrown batteries.
4. Posted by JJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT
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Sorry I have a first pitch that is even worse....
Baltimore Orioles last summer, Maria Menounos from Access Hollywood or one of those shows. It was so bad. She was booed like crazy. I almost choked on my drink I was laughing so hard. I wish I had video of it. I might look for it on my lunch break. haha
The funny thing is, a couple games later, they had one of the O's oldest fans on to throw out the first pitch and she was like 90 and in a wheelchair and made it farther than maria did. I hate when women can't throw. Its really not that hard.
5. Posted by Mike N Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm EDT
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Age appropriate...She looks as she usually does, like a bimbo!!!
6. Posted by Gravitas Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:32 pm EDT
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Don't matter cuz she looked damn hot
7. Posted by metagross111 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:16 pm EDT
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ugh. even after that pitch, the japanese would love her.
8. Posted by Noel L Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:27 pm EDT
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she looks fine
9. Posted by bkaravedas Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT
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haha good thing she is a singer and not a player! we still love u mariah!
10. Posted by Chris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT
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That's better than Barry Zito's pitch though.
11. Posted by David D Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT
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I just blew cofffee out my nose!! Funniest clip ever!!!
12. Posted by greg13147 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT
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Give her a break! Nick has been taking all her energy..you know what I mean...eh?
13. Posted by Paschal Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:25 pm EDT
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Not too good at catching sarcasm there Mike N.
14. Posted by Allon Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT
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Mariah is one of the saddest creatures I've ever known. Her debut album was probably the most amazing thing i have ever heard. Since then, she has been nothing but corporate sell out, focused on her sex appeal rather than her music. is she attractive? Sure. But Mike hit it right: she acts and dresses like a bimbo, a diva and a woman who lost my respect for her as person and an artist long ago.
15. Posted by eric n Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:51 pm EDT
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y'all are just jealous!
16. Posted by Jim Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:27 pm EDT
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Dumb as dirt, but what a hot piece of a_s! I give her marriage about 10 months.
17. Posted by jakenaj@... Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:27 pm EDT
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she looks like a hooker.
18. Posted by george Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:03 pm EDT
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redorkulous!
19. Posted by K___B Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT
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she looked like she didn't even want to be there. and what do you expect? do you expect her to throw a 90mph fastball?
20. Posted by shiryu Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:57 pm EDT
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LOL, that was so pathetic that she had to dedicate the "bye bye" song to it.
21. Posted by nomads1971 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT
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Nah, worst opening pitch was from the Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory from last year. He even said he practiced in the hallway at City Hall and broke windows!
22. Posted by harry setatestes Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:32 pm EDT
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I just want to know where I can get a pair of those spikes; I saw Alex Rodriguez wearing a pair those. Wait maybe that was Oscar de la Hoya (wrong sport, sorry).
23. Posted by highlyed Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:19 pm EDT
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she's a bimbo...she's dressed like a 20 year old...and she's almost 40...I'd still hit tho'
24. Posted by glazed salmon Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:17 pm EDT
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guy at the cubs game a coupla weeks ago pretty much did that, but he whipped it straight into the ground and even closer to his feet...it was definitely worse especially considering the dude looked like he could have unloaded one
25. Posted by moviewizman Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:27 pm EDT
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AGE APPROPRIATE, are you kidding she is in her late 30's dressing like she is 15 , get some glasses