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Future HOFer Fank Thomas hasn't officially retired, but he's already started dabbling in the lucrative world of post-career endorsements for products no one's previously heard of.

Obviously, this was money well-spent by the drink company. Now, thanks to the Big Hurt, I'm betting every Stewie will be using ZizZazz! as their main exclamation until at least this Thursday. As in,  "ZizZazz! The cable company forgot to charge me for HBO this month!"

OK, maybe not ... but at least we have further confirmation that Big Frank used the power of coffee and espresso, not PEDs, to hit those 521 career homers. 

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