Fri Apr 18 12:59pm EDT
*Let's see you survive an ambush attack from ABC's John Stossel and not have a bit of sympathy in a similar position of vulnerability**.
**You want to know why was John Stossel standing next to my car in that parking garage?***
***Something about being a slumlord.****
****Actually, I'm not certain. He may have just wanted me to compliment his mustache.