As a reminder that you can't fight square dance  in the middle of a baseball game, Major League Baseball just laid the Royals and White Sox over its knee for a spanking over Sunday's fight in K.C. The sentences, via a MLB press release:

• Miguel Olivo, Royals catcher, 5 games — "For charging the mound, which incited the bench clearing incident during the bottom of the fifth inning, and for  throwing a punch during the incident." Ruling will be appealed.

• Zack Greinke, Royals pitcher, 5 games — "For intentionally throwing at a batter during the top of the seventh inning after warnings had been issued to both  Clubs following the bench clearing incident." Ruling will be appealed. 

• Trey Hillman, Royals manager, 1 game — "For the intentional actions of Greinke after warnings had been issued earlier in the game." Suspension will be served tonight against Boston. 

• Ozzie Guillen, White Sox manager, 2 games — "For his aggressive actions during the incident, which included making contact with Umpire Tim Timmons, and for  his comments following the game.  Guillen will begin to serve his suspension tonight, when the White Sox host the Detroit Tigers."

Everything seems pretty standard and I'm sure Olivo and Greinke will welcome a vacation from the oppressive Kansas City once the suspensions have to be served. However, the most interesting thing about this is that not one White Sox player — not even D.J. Carrasco, who hit Olivo on his third straight inside pitch — was suspended. That would seem to indicate that baseball believes Ozzie Guillen when he says his team wasn't intentionally throwing at the Royals.

(A belief that would be backed by the bases being loaded at the time.)