Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:16 pm EDT
In one of the season's more humorous run-ins, Alex Rodriguez(notes) collided with a Toronto police woman during New York's 10-5 win over the Blue Jays on Thursday night.
The Yankees third baseman had been trying to catch a pop foul from Lyle Overbay(notes), but the momentum generated from the miss took him straight into the path of the fleeing officer and created jeeeeest a bit of an awkward Billy Madison moment — "Ya double dare me?" — when he tried to regain his balance. The Rogers Centre crowd, of course, responded with boos.
"I'm just glad she didn't read me my rights. Only me. Oh my god, how embarrassing."
For A-Rod's sake, here's hoping that Kate wasn't watching. But why does it seem that A-Rod saves all of his compromising positions until he crosses the border to Toronto?
Watch a video of the international incident here or check out a few additional screencaps of below:

Lady in Nike hat: "And to think he had been behaving himself lately!"
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Kid in Blue Jays jersey: "Hey! A-Rod's stealing my move from middle school!"
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A-Rod: "Have you ever been on the cover of the New York Post? Would you like to be?"
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Policewoman: "Just my luck. Why couldn't it have been Jeter chasing after that one?"
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That's why they're there...
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What a lousy piece of writing! Did you have to post it twice? Learn how posting works if you're going to attempt it.
What can you expect from somebody filled with such hate though? Baseball is a game. Learn how to enjoy it! Go Yankees! What a great season they have given us so far this year. Thanks to all you pinstripes!
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The ban hammer will come down on this disgraceful piece of internet trash! It's obvious that work release didn't work for him...Antonio will be reporting to his probation officer on Tuesday!
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