Wed Jun 22 12:01am EDT
Would the thousands of other fans at Rangers Ballpark on Tuesday night have set the Guinness World Record for most people wearing sunglasses in the dark without George W. Bush and Nolan Ryan helping things along?
Considering the previous record was only 424 people, yes, they would have.
But guarantee you one thing: News of their little stunt during the Texas Rangers' 5-4 victory over the Houston Astros certainly wouldn't have reached Big League Stew without these two pardners giving us another great picture for our pile. Almost tops this one, we reckon.