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The Kansas City Royals have lost 524 games since 2004 and they've lost them in dozens of different and depressing ways.

None of those defeats, however, have come via stranger circumstances than Thursday's 4-3 loss to the Indians in Cleveland, which was sealed when Shin-Soo Choo's(notes) single bounced off a seagull, leading to the Tribe's winning run in the bottom of the 10th inning.

No, really. It did. Watch the video here.

OK, so there's a chance that Cleveland's Mark DeRosa(notes) would have scored safely even if the Rawlings had been cleanly fielded by Kansas City center fielder Coco Crisp(notes).

But Choo's line drive crashed into the flock of seagulls that has taken over Progressive Field in recent weeks and actually caused one to fall into a tailspin. The collision with the bird deflected the ball past Crisp, ensuring that DeRosa would score without a throw to the plate.

At this point, the Royals have to be feeling like the fates of the universe have aligned against them. After getting out to a 18-11 start and leading the AL Central by three games on May 7, Kansas City has lost 23 of its last 30 games and have the league's second-worst record. Even the season's lone superhero — pitcher Zack Greinke(notes) — has looked merely human lately. 

On the Indians' side, Choo received postgame calls from Dave Winfield, who advised him to seek legal representation and Randy Johnson(notes), who said he didn't think it was all that funny.

Alright, you got me. Neither of those men actually called Choo.

But you can find step-by-step pictures of the feathered frenzy in Cleveland below:  

Step 1: Choo's line drive bounds into center field, headed for the flock. Crisp reacts.

STEP 2: Perhaps either scared by the ball or the belief that Crisp is an approaching owl, the birds start to scatter while creating a screen capable of beating even Martin Brodeur. 

STEP 3:  The ball pulls a gut-punching change of direction on Crisp — just as the Royals did to their fans with this slump — after hitting one of the gulls. (Note the bird in the lower right hand corner crash landing after the collision).  

STEP 4: Crisp turns and his inner thoughts slur into slo-motion mode: "Nooooooooooo." 

STEP 5: Crisp motions for the batboy to fetch him his pellet gun.

STEP 6: "Who cares if Boras is already representing them? Give that bird a multi-year deal!"

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  1. ecoli O
    1. Posted by ecoli O Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:35 am EDT

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    Only Cleveland
  2. China Man
    2. Posted by China Man Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:49 am EDT

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    wow!
  3. chris f
    3. Posted by chris f Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:54 am EDT

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    lou, how would you to manage the cleveland indians this year? ...ahhh, i dont know...this is a chance to manage in the big leagues...let me call you back, i got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls
  4. matt_tey
    4. Posted by matt_tey Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:02 am EDT

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    hahaha...what a single..or seagulls
  5. Justin B.
    5. Posted by Justin B. Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:09 am EDT

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    Too bad it wasn't a game between the Cards and Orioles..... Would've been a bit more ironic....
  6. Jessiye
    6. Posted by Jessiye Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:40 am EDT

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    HAHA!! YES!! Those birds are finally good for more then circling my head and making me worry I'll leave the game with bird poo in my hair. Only in C-Town. The have become a much more aggressive part of home games this season. They used to just hang on top of the stadium or in the empty upper deck seats now they land on the field and eat the grass seed during play.
  7. Jo Bangles
    7. Posted by Jo Bangles Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:54 am EDT

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    That's right up there with the home run off Canseco's head for wackiest play in baseball. Crisp is a dope for just sitting in center with a bunch of birds between him and the batter.
  8. Bob
    8. Posted by Bob Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:02 am EDT

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    Between the gnats and the seagulls the Indians have a veritable wildlife refuge at the Jake. Cleveland is like some sort of third world country where the authorities are powerless to prevent the local fauna from disrupting daily life. Perhaps next week the Indians will win when the opposing team's center fielder gets mauled by a pack of howler monkeys.
  9. Joshua F
    9. Posted by Joshua F Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:14 am EDT

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    LOL, that was awesome. A weird way to win but I'll take it. Apperently the wild lifer likes cleveland. :) They still have a hole to climb out of though. Go Indians
  10. Rode
    10. Posted by Rode Fri Jun 12, 2009 7:32 am EDT

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    At today's ticket prices the fans deserve all the show the teams can produce. Shame it had to come at the Royals expense.
  11. sl33py
    11. Posted by sl33py Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:03 am EDT

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    The place is built on a dump. Why shouldn't there be seagulls there. What a sham.!!
  12. Shaun T
    12. Posted by Shaun T Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:27 am EDT

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    Fan interference!
  13. Anrkist
    13. Posted by Anrkist Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:32 am EDT

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    I walk along the avenue...
    Bartman reincarnated as a bird?
  14. Dehmer
    14. Posted by Dehmer Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:57 am EDT

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    Let's be honest.. With CoCo Crisp's arm, probably wouldn't have mattered either way, and let's give it up to Kyle Farnsworth for blowing yet another close game. 3 batters...3 baserunners....0 outs.
  15. Allen
    15. Posted by Allen Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:10 am EDT

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    Did Pedro Cerano run out to comfort the bird after it fell to the ground..........like imitating art (?),,,,,,if you want ot call it art.........Ithat's the scene out of Major League 2.
    And what team was that??
    Your Cleveland Indians.
    Go figure.
  16. rexdeaz
    16. Posted by rexdeaz Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:48 am EDT

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    Well Allen, you'll be glad the hear Monday is RICK VAUGHN bobblehead night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. the commish
    17. Posted by the commish Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:54 am EDT

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    whats up with cleveland? good point to allen, thats freaky scary lol.(major league 2). its just weird the baseball team uses insects and birds to win.......maybe they should capture some and loan em to lebron and co next season....i can see it now, eastern conf rematch takes strange "twist" as howard slips on bird crap and will miss entire series.
  18. Joshua F
    18. Posted by Joshua F Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:58 am EDT

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    yeah, it'll be like the cleveland zoo in sports up in cleveland by 2015! lol
  19. Allen
    19. Posted by Allen Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:59 am EDT

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    Will that be the new and improved Rick Vaughn or the old, mohawked Rick??
  20. Allen
    20. Posted by Allen Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:05 am EDT

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    Unless those birds are wearing Cavs uniforms, that aren't going to help in anyway, shape, or form.
    At this rate, the only championship trophies LeBron will see is when he visits Chicago, Boston, Detroit, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, New York, Houston, San Antonio, well you get the point.
  21. johndep22
    21. Posted by johndep22 Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:23 am EDT

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    Remember when Randy Johnson exploded that bird?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtlLX3DUrik&feature=related
  22. habs1rule
    22. Posted by habs1rule Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:37 am EDT

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    Hello fans..How come nobodys mentioning WHY this happens, bugs gulls..The Park is very close to the Lakeshore..Duh!!
  23. fup duck
    23. Posted by fup duck Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:04 am EDT

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    it's been a MAGICical year in Cleveland
    go Lakers
  24. Killadelphia
    24. Posted by Killadelphia Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:28 am EDT

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    that was awesome
  25. Nate M
    25. Posted by Nate M Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:42 am EDT

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    Maybe Cleveland can't win a championship but sports in Cleveland will find a way to entertain you

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