February 03, 2011
It's been a few days since this picture of Joe Maddon, Johnny Damon(notes) and Manny Ramirez(notes) was taken at the Tampa Bay Rays introductory press conference, but there's no way I'm going to let an image of such an unorthodox trio go unposted for a C-a-C.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
1st — vifinn. "Father and son enjoy the game."
2nd — jonb. "Giambi and Tulowitzki see eternal truth; nearby spectators busy tweeting revelations."
3rd — badac. "Like young Henry Rowengardner, Tulo becomes a superstar ballplayer, befriends a grizzled veteran, then secretly hopes the old guy marries his mom."
HM — Michael: "First you get the over-inflated contracct money, that you lose your power, then you get.. obnoxiously ugly hats."