The best-in-baseball Tampa Bay Rays were back at it again on Tuesday, riding David Price's(notes) sixth victory to a 6-2 triumph over the Indians and the team's 28th win of the season. It's starting to look like clockwork and, at this rate, Evan Longoria(notes) and Grant Balfour(notes) could let those lip readers get a full view of their conversation and the Rays would still walk away winners.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from last Friday's C-a-C featuring a talented security guard:
1st — Paul C. "When we say NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINKS we MEAN IT!"
2nd — ethorn. "Because the effects of global warming are increased at high altitudes, Coors Field is seriously enforcing mandatory recycling."
3rd — Allen. Security guard: "It's 15 years and under to run the bases" ... Moron on the field: "My bad, I thought it was 15 beers and over".
HM — letsgojankees. "Don't tackle me bro!"